Chapter 547 - 533: God Blow! Onepunch-Man Aqua!

Chapter 547: Chapter 533: God Blow! Onepunch-Man Aqua!

[ Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield, taking advantage of the stalemate between Albedo and the Mobile Fortress, she relied on her immense strength.

"Emilia, Puck! Please prepare ice magic."

Visha, possessing war experience, commanded everyone’s actions methodically: "Miss Aqua, can you produce a large amount of water?"

"What are you saying to the Goddess of Water? Something like that is a piece of cake." Saying this, Aqua waved the divine staff in her hand, aiming it in the direction of the Mobile Fortress: "SACRED CREATE WATER—!"

Seeing the situation turn bad, Albedo hurriedly left the vicinity of the Mobile Fortress. The next moment... a massive pillar of water descended from the sky, instantly submerging the Mobile Fortress along with the playground!

"How was that? I showed my true skills, you know," Aqua said triumphantly to Visha while floating in the water.

Looking at the astonishing volume of water, Visha was stunned: "Although you overdid it, thank you very much." ]

[ .....]

〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

Kamijou Touma admired this sight endlessly:

"After all this time, you’re the first person who dares to ask Aqua to drive fast... uh, no, to use water magic! It’s a good thing these stats were adjusted. Otherwise, looking at Aqua’s serious attitude, this school would really be in danger."

One must know that ever since Aqua accidentally flooded the city walls of Axel last time, Kazuma hadn’t dared to ask Aqua to use water magic even once.

Even Aqua had enough self-awareness not to use it recklessly; she didn’t even think of using magic when being chased by giant toads or slime.

It was purely out of fear that one slip-up would saddle them with massive debt and plunge them back into poverty.

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"This terrifying brute strength, she’s not the Succubus Big Sister in my imagination at all!"

Kazuma looked at Albedo contending with the Mobile Fortress, wanting to cry but having no tears.

Megumin revealed an expression reserved for looking at scum:

"Then what is the succubus in your imagination like?"

"The so-called succubus..."

Speaking of this, Kazuma’s face became somewhat rippling with emotion, a smile full of longing for the future appearing on his face.

"That is a kind demon who is willing to satisfy us and hide behind our backs when lonely men generate pathetic desires."

Then, amidst the furious expressions of Megumin and the others, Kazuma shook his head with some regret on his face:

"You guys wouldn’t understand!"

As everyone knows, a kind succubus is the savior of all male adventurers in Axel.

.....

[ Although the flood submerged the playground, Emilia took this opportunity to slide on the water surface, stepping on ice blocks, approaching the Mobile Fortress.

Just as Emilia raised her hand to release ice magic at the Mobile Fortress, she froze for a moment: "Um... Megumin seemed to say that chanting is required at times like this."

Puck directly suggested Emilia ignore Megumin’s words. Subsequently, she cast ice magic, freezing the Mobile Fortress in place.

Albedo stood on the ice, aimed at one of the claws, and rapidly waved her fists: "ORA ORA ORA—!!"

Albedo, transforming into a humanoid Stelle Platinum, amidst the sounds of ’ORA’, quickly snapped one of the giant Mobile Fortress’s legs in half.

Visha also floated in the air, continuously using the rifle in her hand to provide fire support.

Meanwhile, Aqua stood on the sidelines waving a small fan, constantly using Nature’s Beauty to cheer for the group. Or perhaps to put it more vividly, that is... slacking off! ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Megumin, seriously, what have you been teaching Emilia!?"

The first thought of everyone in other worlds was that these two couldn’t be allowed to stay together any longer; otherwise, the true angel Emilia would turn into a chuunibyou version.

Their voices were already similar enough; just thinking about it now was terrifying!

( Transator-kun: For those who didn’t know, Emilia, Mash, and Megumin VA’s are the same person, Rie Takahashi. )

.....

〜JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Worldline〜

"ORA...?!"

Hearing that incredibly familiar ’ORA’ sound, Higashikata Josuke and the others were slightly stunned, then tacitly turned their gazes to Jotaro, whose face had darkened.

That terrifying power, that similar shout—stop pretending, that must be your invincible Stand, Star Platinum!

Feeling everyone’s gaze, Jotaro silently reached out and pulled down the brim of his hat:

"Yare yare, it seems it’s the same type of Stand as my Star Platinum."

So, the roar of ’ORA’ is that infectious? It’s even spread to another world now.

Should he switch to ’MUDA’ next time? Anyway, the roar of ’MUDA MUDA’ should be quite rare.

Star Platinum: "..." Big brother, I’m not a mirror. Don’t say everything you meet is the same type of Stand, okay? You’re putting a bit too much pressure on me.

Also, I’m used to shouting ORA, I can’t change it...

〜Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline〜

Looking at the mentally disabled goddess who was OP on the sidelines casting Nature’s Beauty, Luvia’s mouth twitched visibly:

"Is this... the battlefield atmosphere squad?"

Truly worthy of being the Goddess of Party Tricks. Although she is indeed cheering for everyone, there is an unavoidable aura of slacking off and coasting.

"Worse than an atmosphere squad..."

At this moment, even Tohsaka Rin, who usually disagreed with Luvia, had a face full of black lines:

"Theoretically the strongest existence, currently just a bystander."

Although this is Aqua’s standard operation, watching it makes people unable to resist the urge to punch her on the head. So annoying!

.....

[ Watching the heated battle below, Hamsuke, standing by the fence, couldn’t help but sigh: "Truly a powerful enemy, Death Knight-kun."

"We must go assist in the battle as well!"

Death Knight-kun also nodded repeatedly in agreement. Just as Hamsuke intended to act, she was stopped by a somewhat deep voice.

"I advise you to stop." A familiar Mohawk-sporting uncle was seen with his arms crossed, standing to the side: "There is no place for us in this battle."

Hamsuke was somewhat puzzled: "Why?"

The Mohawk weaver uncle’s eyes sharpened: "That is because... that is a woman’s battle."

Hearing this, Hamsuke pointed a claw at herself with a somewhat dorky cuteness: "I am a female, you know."

The uncle, who was still pretending to be deep, froze upon hearing this: "Eh?!" ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"This weaver uncle... You really are too much."

Everyone outside the video felt helpless.

This weaver uncle not only dressed unimaginably avant-garde and was tall and burly, but despite clearly being just a supporting character, he had an awful lot of drama.

.....

〜Type-Moon World, G̶̘̏̕͜ṟ̶͠a̵̹͂̆n̵̻̤̎d̶̞͐ ̷̫͇͑C̸̛̪̬ȃ̴̯r̵̓̓͜n̸̜̋͗î̷̭v̸̱͆ȃ̷̫̚l̵͚̋ Worldline, Chaldea〜

"This person..."

Jeanne Alter smiled with a stiff expression, twitching the corner of her mouth.

"If one day Kazuma defeats the Demon King and I see him appear nearby, I wouldn’t be surprised at all."

He’s simply like Merlin, randomly spawning wherever one goes. He’s also a riddler who likes to say inexplicable things, the kind with a lot of distinctive flair.

The most critical thing is that he has more screen time than the Shield Hero, that reincarnator. Saying he’s the protagonist wouldn’t be an exaggeration.

.....

[ Meanwhile, on the stage on the other side, a ’war’ was also taking place—at least that’s how it looked to Demiurge.

First was Megumin, who didn’t forget her chuunibyou nature even in the stage play, taking an excessive amount of time to chant when summoning the pumpkin carriage.

Secondly, because the weak Cinderella was played by the sharp-tongued Ram, she became domineering, while the position of being bullied fell to the older sister, played by Darkness.

Although Ram and Darkness enjoyed their roles of the beater and the beaten, respectively, this made things miserable for Demiurge, who was seriously playing the cross-dressing male role.

Listening to Darkness’s lines that were not in the script at all, Demiurge wanted to give up: "The dialogue isn’t connecting at all..."

And off-stage, teacher Rerugen, watching this disastrous stage play, had already begun to close his eyes and pray: "Really... really, do your best, Demiurge-kun!" ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"That was really hard work, Best Actor. It seems you are determined to win..."

"Truly born at the wrong time, Demiurge. To actually act opposite actors who have mastered the ’Down Syndrome Performance Method’."

Everyone in other worlds felt a burst of admiration watching this stage play where the lips of a horse didn’t match the jaw of a cow. The lines were messy like that, yet he could still control the scene!

As expected of Demiurge. Among that group of actors, not a single one followed the script. Or rather... did this magically modified version of Cinderella really have a script?

.....

[ Returning to the battlefield, the Mobile Fortress, which was being attacked by everyone, suddenly severed its own arms, launching two missiles from within straight at Aqua.

"WAAAAAH—!" Aqua started running around the playground crying, but the missiles chased her relentlessly as if locked onto her.

Fortunately, Albedo appeared in time, using a skill to reflect the missiles back, successfully blowing up the Mobile Fortress. ]

[ .....]

〜So I’m a Spider, So What? World〜

Watching Aqua being chased by missiles, Kumoko also felt that Aqua had truly maxed out her taunt stats:

"You must prioritize attacking the mentally disabled goddess with maxed-out aggro..."

These missiles were really something, too. Not hitting Emilia and Visha, and the others who had the highest damage output, but specifically locking onto Aqua, who was slacking off and being OP on the sidelines.

She was really curious about how Aqua did it. Just cheering with Nature’s Beauty on the sidelines could draw the Mobile Fortress’s hate?!

Although Aqua is quite slap-worthy sometimes, she wasn’t acting up just now. She really just comes with a built-in taunt.

.....

[ Just then, Visha hurriedly warned everyone: "Target emitting high magic reaction, danger!"

The Mobile Fortress, which had already been blown up, began to glow red and went berserk. A laser with an extremely high concentration of magic power attacked everyone.

Visha hurriedly put up a shield in front of her: "Protective Shell!"

Albedo followed closely to increase defense: "WALL OF JERICHO—!"

Aqua put her pink raiment back on without a second word, visibly enraged: "How dare you mess up our school festival like this, Destroyer!"

"Take our anger!" Aqua raised her fist, which shone with rainbow-colored light.

"This is the anger of not being able to witness Ainz-sama’s heroic figure with my own eyes."

"This is the sadness of not being able to enjoy the stalls to the fullest!"

"This is the disappointment that I cannot enjoy the festival with everyone."

"Finally, it is everyone’s wish to protect this world!" Aqua slowly approached the Mobile Fortress, then clenched her fist and swung it violently: "GOD BLOW—!"

A punch gathering everyone’s wishes forcefully knocked the giant Mobile Fortress into mid-air, followed immediately by a massive explosion sound. ]

[ .....]

〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

"The power of this God Blow... did Aqua take the wrong medicine...?"

Red A looked somewhat surprised.

Based on his understanding of Aqua’s God Blow, logically speaking, even if it could deal damage, it shouldn’t possess the power to knock a Mobile Fortress directly into the sky.

Emiya Shirou lowered his head and thought for a moment:

"There are only three beings that have made Aqua use this move: giant frogs, the Demon King’s General Hans (Deadly Poison Slime)... and the Hero Mitsurugi."

It has to be said, Mitsurugi, who could anger Aqua enough to use this move, is truly impressive. It was used a total of three times, and Hero Mitsurugi alone took up one spot.

Cu Chulainn slowly nodded:

"I remember her God Blow is a punch condensed from a Goddess’s anger and sorrow, so it should be related to the intensity of these emotions."

But he had another guess he didn’t say out loud: that Aqua released the restrictions on her goddess abilities... If she restored the power originally possessed by a goddess, she could do it.

"..."

Tohsaka Rin looked speechless at the few people talking with fervor. It gave her the feeling of facing engineering nerds discussing a bug; she couldn’t get a word in at all!

.....

(Author-san: Next, I’ll write the Quartet movie, and then I can switch! For the comment section: Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya, Eminence in Shadow, Cautious Hero, Lostbelt (which one to choose), I’ll temporarily choose from these...)