Chapter 537 - 523: How a Fried Chicken Sauce Pairing Triggered a Global War!

Chapter 537: Chapter 523: How a Fried Chicken Sauce Pairing Triggered a Global War!

[ Just then, Koenig also noticed Rem and the others walking towards them: "Look, Shalltear and the others are coming this way."

Seeing this, First Lieutenant Weiss, who thought he had learned the essence of the technique, decisively stepped forward. With raging flames burning all over his body, he decisively stretched out his hands and bowed at a 90-degree angle.

"Give me, CHOCOLATE—!" A loud voice instantly resounded through the entire campus.

Shalltear was also startled by this sudden scene: "Wh-what is the situation—arinsu?"

"Please give me chocolate." First Lieutenant Weiss’s eyes shone brightly as he stretched out his hands in a begging posture, approaching Shalltear and the others step by step.

Looking at the Lieutenant rushing up in a weird posture, Rem, whose nerves were already a bit tight from being scared earlier, decisively launched an attack: "El Huma—!"

As the Lieutenant’s scream rang out, the Lieutenant was seen lying on his back on the ground with his eyes rolled back. Even half of his shoes and trouser legs were gone, and huge blocks of ice remained stuck around him.

After Rem and the others left, the Lieutenant looked at the ceiling of the corridor, wanting to cry but having no tears: "Why, why won’t everyone give me chocolate?" ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Because Kazuma fooled you into becoming a cripple..."

Seeing this scene, everyone outside the video shook their heads with a hint of pity. The poor Lieutenant, played in the palm of his hand by Kazuma, this Ghostly Beast Hero.

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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

Mikoto shook her head repeatedly with a look of disgust:

"No, no, no, if someone gave you chocolate acting like that, that would be the strange thing..."

"Lieutenant, you actually believed Kazuma’s nonsense!"

Kuroko also patted her head speechlessly. Do boys collectively lose their intelligence on Valentine’s Day?

Who asks for chocolate with such imposing momentum?!

He even struck a pose that was extremely shameful and shameless. It would be weird if he didn’t get beaten up.

If you were in Academy City, as a Judgment officer, I would have to arrest you no matter what. It’s simply too disruptive to public morals!

.....

[ Just then, Natsuki Subaru and Tanya also saw the dejected First Lieutenant Weiss ahead.

Looking at the incredibly miserable Lieutenant, Tanya asked with some confusion: "First Lieutenant Weiss, what happened? WHY ARE YOU ALL TATTERED—!"

"Major..." Weiss looked up slightly at Tanya, his eyes lighting up in that instant, his gaze filled with longing for the future.

Then he turned and knelt on the ground, lowered his head deeply, and stretched out his hands forward, his voice even carrying a crying tone.

"Gi, give me... chocolate..."

Looking at this somewhat weird situation in front of her, Tanya understood immediately: "First Lieutenant Weiss, you’ve been tricked." ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Lieutenant... stop it, outside is full of chocolate."

At this moment, everyone couldn’t bear to watch this pitiful Lieutenant anymore.

Wake up, this is completely begging; it’s really too miserable!

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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

"I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to die of laughter... Hahaha."

Illya rolled around on the tatami, her small hands constantly slapping the floor, letting out a bell-like laughter.

"It’s really hilarious. Clearly, he not only got nothing just now but was also beaten up, yet he still firmly believes in the method taught by Kazuma."

They say you learn from your mistakes, but nobody told you to treat mistakes like a meal!

Could it be that you are stubborn? Or did your IQ drop to Aqua’s level on Valentine’s Day?

Even Emiya Shirou, on the side, was holding his breath until his face turned red. It must be said that this Lieutenant is indeed a true warrior!

He completely strangled his only bit of luck with women in the cradle.

Now it’s done. There’s probably no hope for chocolate this year, but with this experience, perhaps he can look forward to next year.

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"Stare—"

At this moment, feeling the gazes cast by everyone, Kazuma finally understood what it meant to have thorns in one’s back, and coughed guiltily:

"Cough, cough, cough. As expected of Tanya, an elite before reincarnation, seeing through the ins and outs at a glance."

But obviously, Kazuma’s attempt to change the subject didn’t work on the retard. Aqua said nonchalantly:

"But isn’t this caused by you tricking that thick-eyebrows? You main culprit."

"Stare—"

Kazuma swallowed subconsciously. The gazes from behind seemed to become a bit prickly... He should have made this idiot goddess shut up just now.

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[ Soon, Valentine’s Day came to an end. Kazuma harvested a lot on this day; all the party members gave him chocolate, making him skip as he walked.

On Natsuki Subaru’s side, he also received a giant handmade chocolate from Rem and a piece of obligatory chocolate from Emilia, instantly moving him to tears.

Ainz naturally didn’t need to be mentioned; almost all the Guardians gave chocolates to their Supreme Being.

Even the incredibly miserable First Lieutenant Weiss successfully received his first chocolate from Yunyun, who was running around handing out a large pile of chocolates.

Until the sun went down, Ainz looked at the pile of chocolates on his desk and sighed: "So, the thing is, I can’t eat chocolate!" ]

[ .....]

〜Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World〜

"Fortunately, there is Yunyun to cover the bottom. This poor Lieutenant finally got chocolate, too."

"But..."

Chika looked at Yunyun, who was holding a large pile of chocolates and distributing them everywhere, and a long, heavy sigh escaped her lips:

"SIGH—!"

Yunyun is clearly a beautiful girl, has a good figure, and is kind and warm-hearted, but she just happens to have no friends to a pitiful degree.

"I see! There is also this method..." x2

Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya, who operated on the principle that ’whoever confesses first is the loser’, had the corners of their mouths rise unconsciously, revealing a surprised smile.

The method to give chocolate on Valentine’s Day lies therein!

Since they are too embarrassed to give it directly, they can give it as a group, just like in the video. That way, even the President/Kaguya can’t say much.

〜So I’m a Spider, So What? World〜

Regarding Ainz’s inability to eat, Kumoko nodded understandingly:

"Indeed, how can a skeleton frame eat things? He doesn’t have an organ like a stomach... truly having ’no stomach’ for it."

Having said that, when Kumoko saw the pile of chocolates on Ainz’s table, her throat rolled unconsciously, and there was a trace of glistening drool at the corner of her mouth.

Like a person who had walked in the desert for a long time, suddenly seeing a clear spring, that mouth-watering appearance made her wish she could pounce into the screen and gorge herself.

Truly, some die of drought while others die of waterlogging... If you can’t eat it, give it to me; I’ll finish it for you!

.....

[ Then the scene changed. Although Valentine’s Day passed without any real danger, Ainz and Tanya faced a more severe problem, which even caused them to quarrel.

Tanya stared at Ainz with fire in her eyes: "How is this possible! Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Ainz also snorted coldly: "You’re the one who lost your mind. I thought I could understand you... Hmph."

The cause of the matter was that Ram and Visha found a delicious fried chicken shop, and Tanya invited Ainz to taste it together after school.

However, at this moment, Natsuki Subaru asked a cheap question: "Fried chicken, what condiments are you guys going to use with it?"

Ainz believed that fried chicken should naturally be paired with ketchup, while Tanya believed it should be sprinkled with salt and pepper, so a disagreement arose...

Seeing the two arguing for a long time without reaching a result, Tanya began to ask for Natsuki Subaru’s opinion on the side: "What do you dip your fried chicken nuggets in? Salt and pepper, or ketchup?"

Natsuki Subaru spread his hands and directly stated a third possibility: "Mayonnaise... No matter how you think about it, only mayonnaise is the most suitable!"

Hearing this, Tanya instantly concluded, "It seems you and I are also incompatible like fire and water." ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"This is a world-class problem, the otherworld version of the salty tofu pudding vs. sweet tofu pudding war!"

"Tsk, does this even need consideration? Clearly, salt and pepper with fried chicken nuggets is the best; everything else is heresy!"

It must be said that this is indeed the topic most likely to cause arguments. Even everyone outside the video started arguing one after another, each believing that anything other than their own taste was heresy.

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〜Gintama World〜

"Mayonnaise... you..."

Hearing the keyword, Hijikata Toshiro’s eyes locked tightly onto Natsuki Subaru, his gaze filled with eager anticipation. That was the scent of a kindred spirit!

He even imagined scenes in his mind of tasting delicious mayonnaise together with Natsuki Subaru. (Non-existent memories increased again.)

No matter what you taste, you need to add a different flavor to set it off. With the salty and sour taste, it can bring out the original taste of the ingredients even more!

In other words, no matter what the ingredient is, ADDING MAYONNAISE IS THE KING’S WAY!

"..."

Sougo looked speechlessly at Hijikata-san, who was suddenly immersed in his own fantasy world. He really wouldn’t think that someone would like dog food as much as he does, right?

〜Type-Moon World, Today’s Menu for the Emiya Family Worldline〜

"Mayonnaise with fried chicken nuggets?? Are you kidding me? Clearly, salt and pepper are its best partners!"

Emiya Shirou frowned, his face serious, his eyes revealing intense persistence.

The sweet and sour taste of mayonnaise with fried chicken nuggets,-which immortal came up with this way of eating? It’s clearly something from the dark cooking world.

"Honey mustard!"

The fish-selling lad Cu Chulainn, who had appeared at the Emiya household at some point, suddenly interrupted:

"Clearly, only honey mustard is the Best Match."

"Are you sure you’re talking about human food?!"

Regarding Cu Chulainn’s opinion, Tohsaka Rin had a face full of disgust:

"Why don’t you say dip it in vinegar? Eating fried chicken must be dipped in cumin, salt, pepper, and chili powder! This is the mainstream king’s way of eating."

"Gulp..."

Artoria swallowed saliva with some temptation, listening to these ways of eating, her nose twitching slightly, as if she had already smelled the alluring aroma of that gourmet food.

They all sound delicious. Only children make choices; I like them all!

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