Chapter 529 - 515: The Romantic Relationship Theme… Aqua’s Earth-Shattering Wisdom!

Chapter 529: Chapter 515: The Romantic Relationship Theme... Aqua’s Earth-Shattering Wisdom!

[ Meanwhile, having left the classroom, the Shield Hero Iwatani Naofumi looked at the school building before him with a face full of confusion: "What is this situation? Where are Raphtalia and Filo?"

Nearby, the Sword Demon Wilhelm, who was sweeping the floor, seemed to notice his confusion and invited him to his residence to explain the situation.

After a brief conversation, Wilhelm handed the Shield Hero a cup of hot tea: "I see. So you were also summoned to this world?"

Iwatani Naofumi nodded slightly: "I was in the middle of fighting a monster when my shield suddenly changed its form."

To be more precise, just as he was using his shield to block a monster’s attack, the shield turned into a red button, and the monster’s claw happened to press right down on it.

Then he was inexplicably transported to this world, and his two companions, Raphtalia and Filo, were nowhere to be found. ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Speaking of which, at such close range, wouldn’t the monster have been brought along too?"

Watching this unique method of arrival, the corners of everyone’s mouths outside the video twitched. They even felt that this monster seemed a bit dopey. Moreover... the distance between the two was a bit too close, right?

It wasn’t just ’close at hand’ anymore; the monster literally pressed the button for them. Strictly speaking, Iwatani Naofumi and his group were the ones tagging along.

.....

〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

Watching this speechless scene, Tohsaka Rin’s lips moved, and she struggled to squeeze out a sentence:

"...This method of transmigration, how should I put it? It’s pretty impressive!"

She was sure of it now. That inexplicable red button was a trap. A perfectly good shield suddenly turning into a button, and that monster’s claw nearly sent him to his grave!

"It’s very similar to Ainz’s process; they were both caught off guard,"

Emiya Shirou exclaimed internally, finding it ridiculous. This button seemed to tailor its approach to the individual.

Faced with Kazuma’s group of pitfall teammates, it appeared openly and grandly in front of everyone, knowing for a fact that they wouldn’t be able to suppress their curiosity and would press it.

But this button also seemed to know that normal people wouldn’t press it... so it couldn’t use conventional methods and had to change its strategy.

Thus, for relatively normal people like Ainz and Iwatani Naofumi, it adopted a surprise attack method. The main point was simply: impossible to guard against!

.....

[ After learning some basic rules from Wilhelm, Iwatani Naofumi relaxed a lot. Just as he was about to leave, he ran into Sebas, who was pushing the door open to enter.

"Excuse me, it’s about time for din... hmm?" Sebas also noticed the Shield Hero preparing to leave. He hadn’t expected his old friend to have a guest.

However, the Shield Hero didn’t say much. Under their gazes, he turned and left; he still had to go find the missing Raphtalia and Filo.

Only after the Shield Hero had left did Sebas sit down: "Mr. Wilhelm seems very happy."

Wilhelm closed his eyes and sighed with emotion: "No matter when it is witnessed, the growth of young people is always delightful."

"I see. It is indeed as you say." Sebas did not deny it, so he asked another question: "Then what shall we talk about today?"

Hearing this, Wilhelm fell into deep thought: "As expected, today we should still talk about that."

Sebas expressed his full agreement: "As expected, today we should still talk about that!"

"LOVE TOPICS—!" x2 ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

What the hell? Love topics...?!

Everyone in the other worlds was instantly left in disarray in the wind, their ears seemingly buzzing. They even suspected for a moment that they had heard wrong.

After all, two guys who looked to be over half a century old gathering together to discuss... love topics?! Can you believe it?

.....

〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

Misaka Mikoto blinked her eyes in a somewhat dazed manner and said dryly,

"Are these two grandpas serious?"

What kind of middle school girls’ dormitory chat topic is this?! If you were two grandmas, I wouldn’t roast you; I’d just assume you were reminiscing about your youth.

But two grandpas gathering together not to discuss whose grandson or granddaughter is better, but to discuss love topics? What are you trying to pull?

Beside her, Kuroko also had a sluggish expression:

"Onee-sama, these two grandpas might be unexpectedly pure-hearted."

At their age, to discuss love topics like little girls... their grandchildren are probably as old as I am.

〜OVERLORD World〜

"Sebas, you..."

Hearing this unexpected topic, Ainz, as the Supreme Being of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, felt very complicated inside.

He never expected that Sebas, who usually had a cold face and was always serious, would have such a side to him. To think that after arriving in another world, he would become fond of ’love’ topics.

Even the other Floor Guardians cast their gazes toward the calm and composed Sebas, instantly filled with admiration... to be able to keep a straight face through this, truly worthy of being the Head Butler!

"Wait...!"

Shalltear suddenly snapped back to reality and noticed something wrong:

"Why doesn’t Sebas have to go to class-Arinsu?"

Even Ainz-Sama has to go to school, and the other Guardians are there too. It seems only Sebas is special!

Ainz fell silent upon hearing this, and only after a while did he squeeze out a sentence:

"Shalltear, do you think Sebas’s appearance is suitable for attending school?"

Shalltear glanced at Sebas and fell silent as well. With this grandpa’s appearance, being the principal wouldn’t be an exaggeration; being a student was indeed a bit of a stretch.

.....

[ While the two old men were enthusiastically chatting about love, a fierce baseball game was taking place in the center of the school playground.

After swinging at empty air twice in a row, Darkness waved the baseball bat in frustration: "Damn it, I can’t hit it!"

Cocytus stated the reason directly: "The bat is too far from the ball..."

"In that case!" Darkness’s eyes became increasingly determined. As the final ball approached, she put down the bat and used her body to block in front of it instead.

The baseball smashed straight into her abs, causing her to drop to her knees on the ground.

"This really feels go—" Darkness touched her hit stomach with excitement, but realizing the game was still on, she quickly corrected herself: "No, this is a dead ball!"

However, the always fair Cocytus could not overlook this behavior and announced on the spot that Darkness had violated the rules. Out! ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Stable performance, perverted as always..."

Watching Darkness, whose attacks all missed, everyone in the other worlds had dark expressions. Don’t you know your own nature? Why run off to be a batter?!

With those abs of yours, wouldn’t it be better to be a catcher?

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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"You can’t even hit people, let alone a baseball..."

Kazuma, feeling somewhat mentally exhausted, covered his face with his hand, feeling like he couldn’t bear to look.

Whether it was the Dullahan before, the cabbages, or even Vanir, who wasn’t really dodging seriously, she couldn’t hit any of them. And she wants to play baseball?!

"Do you have some kind of blessing that makes all attacks miss?"

Kazuma stared at Darkness, looking her up and down. Perhaps due to preconceived notions, the more he looked, the more it seemed likely.

"H-How could that be! I’m just not good at attacking, and if you continue to scan me with those perverted eyes, Kazuma, I will... ah~."

Being sized up by Kazuma’s somewhat ’perverted’ gaze, Darkness began to act up again, hugging herself with both arms, blushing and panting heavily, looking as if she was getting off on it.

.....

[ Meanwhile, on the other side, Subaru Natsuki and Aqua, acting as Breeding Committee members, arrived at the cage and discovered something unusual.

"We should... only be raising two, right?" Subaru Natsuki looked at the three magical beasts inside the cage, dumbfounded. It seemed there was one extra pet to feed today.

"Then just reduce the number back down," Aqua said, nothing more, and aimed her hand at the Death Knight, then cast purification magic.

"Yeah, now only two remain, problem solved perfectly... LIKE HELL IT IS—!" Subaru Natsuki couldn’t help but retort from the side. Aqua’s mind really seemed a bit off!

"But what’s with this bird?"

Filo stood obediently to the side: "Filo’s name is Filo, yo. Do you know where my master Naofumi went?"

At this moment, Aqua waved her hand at the lingering soul left in place, and the Death Knight that had just been purified reappeared before their eyes.

Then Aqua stood to the side with her hands on her hips, looking somewhat proud.

Hamsuke finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Death Knight-kun is back..." ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahahaha, the number is wrong, so just reduce the number. This brain circuit... could it be... she really is a genius!"

Watching Aqua’s wondrous brain circuit, everyone in the other worlds almost laughed their teeth out... As expected of you. If you can’t solve the problem, are you afraid you can’t solve the person raising the problem?

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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜

"A genius idea..."

Beatrice was shocked by Aqua’s world-shaking wisdom at this moment. Such a fresh and refined idiot is actually a god?

Emilia couldn’t bear it:

"This Death Knight-kun isn’t having it easy either. He experienced Wiz’s repeated jumping on the edge of death right off the bat."

Who would have thought that beneath Aqua’s silly appearance lay such power? She could purify the Death Knight with a casual wave of her hand and bring him back with another wave.

"Kazuma, you’ve really worked hard."

Watching himself team up with Aqua inside the video, Subaru Natsuki also experienced Kazuma’s mental exhaustion.

It’s really too much of a trap! ...Like a runaway wild horse; if you’re not careful for even a moment, Aqua will always find a loophole to cause you some trouble.

〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

Watching Aqua’s enigmatic operation, Cu Chulainn was stunned speechless:

"Aqua is definitely a god I never want to understand, nor do I ever want to try to understand..."

Good grief, this useless goddess really does things entirely based on whim, completely bypassing her brain... uh, or perhaps she doesn’t have a brain.

Emiya Shirou was also dumbfounded:

"From the fact that there was one extra pet, how did she arrive at the idea of destroying one?"

And she specifically picked the Death Knight. It was clearly abusing public power for private revenge; this bias was a bit too obvious!

You are a tolerant and kind goddess, not some villainous Demon King who does all kinds of evil! But this behavior of yours is more like a Demon King than a Demon King...

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