Chapter 518 - 504: Satou Kazuma as a Disciplinary Committee Member?! You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me!

Chapter 518: Chapter 504: Satou Kazuma as a Disciplinary Committee Member?! You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me!

〜So I’m a Spider, So What? World〜

In the Great Elroe Labyrinth, after going through untold hardships to finally hunt down some food, Kumoko saw this scene and felt her whole being crumble. Her face was filled with bitterness.

"WHY—!"

At this moment, looking at the labyrinth where sunlight never reached, Kumoko felt the meat in her mouth turn sour. She then viciously took another huge bite:

"WE ARE BOTH REINCARNATED AS NON-HUMAN EXISTENCES, BUT ISN’T THE GAP IN OUR CONDITIONS A BIT TOO BIG!!"

Both were reincarnators, yet the other guy was already max level; his strength was off the charts, and he even had a group of subordinates to command. He didn’t have to worry about food or clothing.

Then look at herself, still living this wilderness survival life where she didn’t know where her next meal was coming from... The days of drinking blood and eating raw meat were really hard to bear!

Thinking of this, Kumoko continued searching for her next meal, wanting to cry but having no tears. As she walked, she didn’t forget to complain: "Read the atmosphere, you weird red button!"

"I don’t care about going to school or not, I just want to eat a steaming hot bowl of white rice!"

.....

[ Ever since Ainz’s Super-Tier Magic gave everyone a greeting gift, the relationship between the people from the several different worlds grew much closer. Thus, they arrived at the segment for selecting class representatives.

Albedo immediately stood up to recommend Ainz as the class representative: "Ainz-Sama is the most suitable to be the class representative!"

Well said! Demiurge and the other subordinates nodded one after another, wishing they could raise both their hands and feet to approve this decision.

"Objection, objection! OBJECTION!!" Aqua slammed the table continuously to show her protest: "An Undead as the class representative? I will absolutely never agree!"

Roswaal-Sensei just smiled and looked at her: "Then do you want to run for the position?"

"Of course!" Aqua touched her own cheek with immense confidence: "It can’t be helped; I was born to guide humanity."

"What are you saying? Ugly monster." Albedo looked at Aqua with a face full of disgust: "Look, a brain-damaged ugly woman wants to be the class representative. It’s simply laughable."

"She said I’m an ugly monster, and she said it twice!" Having been insulted twice, Aqua immediately slapped Kazuma’s head again while crying and complaining, hoping Kazuma could help her get back at them...

But clearly, Kazuma didn’t want to pay attention to this retard. ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"Hey, hey, hey. If you say Aqua is stupid, no one has an objection! But if you say she’s ugly..."

Outside the video, everyone subconsciously looked towards a certain retard. One could only say that she was worthy of being a Goddess; she had absolutely nothing to do with the word ’ugly’.

That otherworldly beauty and that perfectly curvaceous body were simply the limit of what humanity could accept!

It was just that willful personality, the attitude of never using her brain when doing things, and even having the same ’useless person’ attribute as Kazuma, that caused everyone to overlook her beauty.

.....

〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

"You should refute the part about being brain-damaged..."

The group around Kamijou Touma commented weakly.

At this moment, he seemed to faintly understand Kazuma’s feelings. Living with a retard was truly mentally exhausting!

"But if it’s based on voting, Ainz is definitely the class representative. He brought the most people."

But anyone would be fine, as long as it wasn’t Aqua becoming the class representative. Aqua, being the class rep, would simply be a nightmare; who knows what kind of mess she would cause.

.....

[ "Then the candidates for class representative are Ainz and Aqua. Is there anyone else?"

Being a class representative in a class filled with such oddballs was simply no different from going to the front lines. Thinking of this, Tanya paid no heed... In fact, the others thought the same way.

Just then, under everyone’s surprised gazes, Emilia, sitting in the back row, slowly raised her arm: "I... I want to run too! I want to create a class where everyone gets along harmoniously."

Seeing Emilia make her decision, Natsuki Subaru stood up without a second thought to offer support: "Then I want Emilia-tan to be the class representative! Roswaal-Sensei, what’s the selection method?"

"Drawing lots!" ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Never mind then. With a method like drawing lots that relies on luck, Aqua has absolutely no hope. Her luck stat is as low as it gets."

"Drawing lots? Aqua is probably out in the first round. Better let Kazuma do it, he’s the chosen one!"

The crowd, who originally felt things were a bit uncertain, instantly felt assured. This class full of weirdos could still be saved. With Aqua’s luck, which was different from that of normal people, it would be strange if she could win!

.....

〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜

"Another candidate..."

Emilia felt like something was wrong at this moment. Her candidate’s PTSD was acting up. Why did she have to do a Royal Selection even after chasing her into another world?

"Don’t worry, Emilia-tan!"

Natsuki Subaru reached out with a thumbs up and a confident smile:

"You are a professional contestant. The class representative position is yours for sure!"

Emilia used to be a Royal Candidate, plus with me, this support group, it would be a piece of cake... Although he couldn’t help much with drawing lots.

As long as Kazuma, the guy with maxed-out luck, didn’t make a move, there was still a chance! After all, luck, second only to the Goddess of Luck, was no joke.

Looking at the confident Subaru, Rem’s expression was a bit worried. After all, they would never know how many times Natsuki Subaru had died over this drawing lots matter.

It’s just choosing a class representative, surely... it wouldn’t go that far, right?

.....

[ After drawing lots, the position of class representative went to Emilia as wished, while Ainz and Aqua served as deputy class representatives!

However, Aqua expressed that she couldn’t be bothered to be colleagues with a pile of bones. Thus, the vacant deputy class representative seat suddenly became a hot commodity.

"Then I’ll do it!" ×2

Shalltear and Albedo stood up to recommend themselves without hesitation, and subsequently, the twin Mare in the back also joined the fight.

Watching several beauties fighting jealously over Ainz, the back teeth of the men in military uniforms in the front row were about to shatter.

"Even a skeleton... can have a harem!" An indescribable sense of defeat instantly surged into their hearts: "As a man, this is so sad..."

First Lieutenant Grantz was also filled with sorrow: "I’m so envious I could die..." ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

"WE ARE ENVIOUS TOO—!!"

Outside the video, the corners of everyone’s mouths twitched involuntarily. Comparisons really do kill people. It was one thing not to compare to Natsuki Subaru, who traded his life for it, but to not even compare to a skeleton frame!

Although this skeleton frame looked pretty cool on the outside, this was too heart-wrenching... But then again, did Ainz, with this skeleton appearance, have the ability for that?

.....

[ Seeing the situation, Roswaal could only suggest deciding by drawing lots again. Subsequently, the other deputy class representative position was successfully taken by Albedo.

At the same time, Roswaal also decided on the remaining committee members. He specifically assigned people who didn’t know each other to the same position, just to promote relationships among everyone.

Disciplinary Committee: Demiurge, Kazuma, Tanya.

Librarians: Beatrice, Visha.

Husbandry Committee: Subaru, Aura, Aqua.

There were also the Meal Service Committee, Physical Education/Health, Broadcasting Committee, and so on... ]

[ .....]

『 Viewers of Countless World 』

Looking at these position arrangements, the faces of the people outside the video turned dark.

Letting Kazuma be on the Disciplinary Committee, are you serious? What kind of discipline can he enforce?

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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

"Wait... is there a mistake? How can Kazuma be on the Disciplinary Committee?"

As a member of Judgment(Disciplinary Committee), Shirai Kuroko’s eyes were about to pop out.

If talking about discipline, the scummy Kazuma was the one with the biggest problems! Isn’t this equivalent to letting a monkey guard the peach orchard? Something is guaranteed to go wrong!

Misaka Mikoto’s mouth also twitched upon hearing this:

"Forget about whether something goes wrong or not for a second, this class has so few people, it’s basically everyone is a class officer."

Also,what the heck is that inexplicable Meal Service Committee?! Does this mean that while attending class here, the Meal Service Committee has to cook for the whole class?

〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜

Seeing her own position, veins instantly popped out on Beatrice’s forehead. She gritted her teeth and said,

"DOES BETTY STILL HAVE TO GUARD A LIBRARY EVEN AFTER COMING TO ANOTHER WORLD?!!"

This wasn’t a question of whether the major matched anymore; it was clearly intentional! Intentionally here to disgust Betty, right?

However, at this moment, no one saw Betty’s dark face, because they were all stunned, looking at their own positions... All members were class officers!

"By the way, what does the Husbandry Committee do?"

Rem looked at Natsuki Subaru’s position with some confusion. Was there something that needed raising in there?

Even Natsuki Subaru, who came from Japan, was silenced at this moment:

"To be honest, I don’t know either."

"..."

And Ram, who inexplicably became a Meal Service Committee member, had a face that went completely dark. Don’t tell me she has to be responsible for the whole class’s food!

What are all these messy positions? And what does that inexplicable Broadcasting Committee do?

.....