Chapter 296: BananAdvisor across all three Paperfold University colleges wiped out! What are you, a professor killer?

Chapter 296: Chapter 296: BananAdvisor across all three Paperfold University colleges wiped out! What are you, a professor killer?

『 [ (Thanks for quenching her wrath, Dan Heng...) ]

Watching Dan Heng perform, Stelle thought to herself.

[ The hero etches this proverb deep into his heart, and the faded sword reveals its sharp edge once more. ]

[ Defeat yesterday does not stop us from rallying tonight; raise our swords and crusade against the arrogant villains once again! ]

After Rappa finished her narration, it was Stelle’s turn to perform again.

[ (It’s my turn again. This time I’ll say something to taunt Brave Monkey...) ]

Stelle pondered for a moment and quickly thought of what to say.

[ Aren’t you that *cosmic profanity* trash I pummeled last time? Back here looking for your *cosmic profanity* again? See how I *cosmic profanity* you!]

As soon as Stelle opened her mouth, it was another round of wild cursing.

[ This imposing manner... when the words of His Highness, the Silvergun Shura, were not sealed, he must have been as brave as you. ]

Stelle’s "sweet words" this time truly amazed Rappa again.

[ Uncouth! Through and through! Fail!!! ]

The BananAdvisor was furious and graded Stelle as failing once again. 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Boothill: "Muddle fudger, looking at her verbal aggressiveness, she really is on par with me from before!"

Boothill: "Nice!"

Boothill: "By the Wham-Bam-Whowee, she’s right up my alley!"

March 7th: "We really should do something to Stelle’s Synesthesia Beacon too."

March 7th: "Changing it to filter words like yours would be great."

Stelle: "Son of a nice lady, freedom of speech!"

Qingque: "Amazing. With Stelle pulling a stunt like this, even the BananAdvisor starts to look normal."

Qingque: "At least he knows what it means to be civilized! (funny.jpg)"

Reca: "But this is also a kind of voice acting skill, isn’t it?"

Reca: "If I weren’t afraid of the negative impact, I would even want to release this segment’s original audio without any editing!"

Stelle: "Ahem, stop right there!"

Stelle: "I still care about my reputation, you can’t just release it!"

....

『 [ Bana, bana...]

It was Nanabloom-chan’s turn again, and she hurriedly let out a few banana sounds.

[ Ugh. Fail! Fail! Fail! Stop filming, Mr. Reca. None of them are cut out for portraying our beloved monkeys, bana! ]

The BananAdvisor couldn’t take it anymore and didn’t want to watch this clumsy performance any longer.

[ Wait, please give me one more chance— ]

Nanabloom-chan tried to convince the BananAdvisor to give her another chance.

[ Student, there aren’t that many chances in this world. ]

The BananAdvisor spoke ruthlessly.

[ I beg of you, starring in Mr. Reca’s movie is my dream. Please don’t say that in front of him... ]

Nanabloom-chan pleaded bitterly.

[ If you want my opinion, there’s nothing amiss with Ninja Initiate Gigaku’s acting. In fact, you are being overly critical of her. ]

Rappa began to speak up for Nanabloom-chan.

[ You think? Are you the BananAdvisor who grades her work, or the director who assigns her roles? It’s up to me to assess my students’ worth in this class! ]

[ Let’s stop filming, Mr. Reca. We need to swap out the actors. ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "?"

Stelle: "Is this idiot deliberately looking for trouble?"

Stelle: "I acted so well, and he just decides to stop filming?"

Qingque: "Don’t you get it yet?"

Qingque: "He wants you to pull out your bat and loosen up his muscles!"

Yunli: "Asking for a beating, aren’t we?"

Boothill: "We should have beaten this idiot to death long ago!"

Boothill: "You guys actually played along with this thing, talk about having too much free time!"

Hu Tao: "He hasn’t realized the severity of the situation yet."

Hu Tao: "He’s about to be scrapped in a moment."

....

『 [ Stop filming? ]

[ No, no, no, this scene isn’t over yet— ]

Reca shook his head, disagreeing with the BananAdvisor’s request.

[ Bana bana, bana... ]

At this moment, Nanabloom-chan suddenly began to make unconscious banana sounds.

[ (Not this again. It feels like I’m in a dream...) ]

Stelle’s expression suddenly changed.

At this moment, she felt that strange sensation of facing the monkey herd in her dream once again.

[ Stelle? ]

[ Are you alright—ba... bana? ]

Seeing Stelle’s abnormality, Dan Heng hurriedly asked, only to find that his own speech was starting to go wrong too!

[ Bana? Bana, bana! Looks like the banacademics is taking effect. ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "Damn, not good!"

Stelle: "We actually messed up!"

Dan Heng: "When did it start?"

Dan Heng: "We failed to notice it."

Dan Heng: "What means did he use to achieve this?"

March 7th: "This is bad. Even Dan Heng is starting to talk with a banana accent."

Rappa: "Do not panic!"

Rappa: "This scene is almost identical to what the bat ninja experienced back then."

Rappa: "This one is confident in waking everyone up!"

Furina de Fontaine: "Wait!"

Furina de Fontaine: "Miss Rappa, are you talking about your ultimate technique..."

Furina de Fontaine: "What was it, the Dazzling Palm: Righteous Chop?"

Aether: "Uh... you remember it so clearly."

Rappa: "You are correct. This is a ninja technique for exorcising evil. It should be able to wake everyone from the evil spell!"

Stelle: "Oh my god, I don’t want to take another blow that directly hits the soul!"

Dan Heng: "We have no choice. If we can’t break free from this influence on our own, we’ll have to bear the pain and take a hit!"

....

『 [ ? Ba na na na~ Ba na na na~ ?]

Nanabloom-chan and the other candidate actors in the classroom had now completely fallen under the influence, starting to chant banana sounds in unison.

[ Congratulations, students. You will soon become qualified actors. Thank the Slumbernana Monkey— ]

The BananAdvisor looked at this scene, highly satisfied.

[ Just as I thought, this is yet another snare laid down by the Evil Ninja. ]

Rappa snorted coldly, not surprised by such a scene.

[ Hmm? ]

[ Hmm? Why are you still lucid? Truly an incorrigible student! ]

The BananAdvisor was a bit angry seeing that Rappa was still completely clear-headed and unaffected.

[ Nay, dinosaur fiendling. Your feeble sorcery stands no chance against my Dazzling Ninjutsu! ]

[ Watch me snap everyone back to their senses! Hi-yah! Dazzling Palm: Righteous Chop Multi-Strike Style! ]

Rappa unleashed her ninja technique.

A series of crisp, firecracker-like snapping sounds echoed through the classroom. 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "Waaaah, beaten up again!"

Stelle: "In all my life, I’ve never suffered the same grievance twice in one day!"

March 7th: "Fortunately, I’m not there right now!"

March 7th: "Otherwise, wouldn’t I have to take such a heavy blow too!"

Qingque: "Pain, too much pain!"

Qingque: "Just listening to this series of sounds makes me shudder."

Paimon: "Miss Rappa really has strong hands!"

Paimon: "I’m starting to doubt if this is just using the stimulation of pain to force people awake."

Lumine: "I don’t think you need to doubt it."

Lumine: "It literally wakes people up through sheer pain!"

Rappa: "The process is not important. As long as it can rescue people from the influence of the evil spirit, it is a qualified ninjutsu!"

....

『 [ Ow, that hurts! Oh, I’ve regained my senses. But I’ve been beaten twice in one day! ]

Stelle rubbed her forehead where Rappa’s hand-blade had struck, tears almost welling up from the pain!

[ Hiss... ]

Even the usually cold-faced Dan Heng couldn’t help but gasp at such intense pain!

[ Ow... W—What happened? ]

Nanabloom-chan had also taken a hit just now, so she woke up along with them.

[ The "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions" say: A ninja’s heart should be like a rock, unbroken under crushing weight, uncorroded by slanderous winds. ]

[ Never forget who you truly are, Ninja Initiate Gigaku. ]

Rappa’s ninja words echoed in Nanabloom-chan’s ears, making her freeze in surprise.

[ A—Are we onto another film now? Is this going to be about ninjas? ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Welt Yang: "To make Dan Heng show such an expression of pain."

Welt Yang: "It seems Miss Rappa’s technique is far more superb than I thought."

March 7th: "Dan Heng is the tough guy of our Express crew. Even if a blade cuts him, he can maintain his cold, expressionless face without batting an eye!"

March 7th: "But this time he couldn’t hold it!"

March 7th: "One can imagine that this pain must be more terrifying than blades and axes!"

Dan Heng: "..."

Dan Heng: "That’s an exaggeration..."

Furina de Fontaine: "Speaking of which, I’ve always had a question."

Furina de Fontaine: "How on earth did Miss Rappa remain unaffected?"

Furina de Fontaine: "Is it because of some magical ninjutsu?"

Hu Tao: "Not only is Miss Rappa unaffected, but even Mr. Reca, who is casually watching the show over there, doesn’t seem to be affected at all!"

Stelle: "I say, Director Reca, why are you just standing there watching the show? Give us a hand!"

Reca: "We are currently filming. You main actors are performing an exciting plot. How can I, as the director, step in and interfere with the plot’s progress?"

Reca: "That would be too unprofessional!"

Boothill: "Brother, have you gone crazy from filming?"

Boothill: "The whole Penacony is about to become a monkey’s banana grove. If you’re not going to help, fine, but what’s the point of not running away?"

Reca: "Wrong, completely wrong!"

Reca: "It wasn’t easy to capture this grand show. How could I choose to leave?"

Reca: "As for the risks?"

Reca: "When filming, a little risk is normal."

Mualani: "Wow, Mr. Reca is truly dedicated..."

Mualani: "No wonder he’s a world-renowned director."

....

『 [ No, now is the most exciting part! ]

[ It’s just that the actors have undergone a slight change—BananAdvisor, you will play the villain now. ]

Reca suddenly announced the change in cast.

[ What the hell! ]

[ I said cut, cut! ]

The BananAdvisor was highly dissatisfied and shouted at Reca.

But Reca completely ignored him.

[ CUT—On my set, I am the director! ]

[ Come on, actors, use a climax "action scene" to save this bad movie. ]

Reca gestured to everyone, saying they could start!

[ Just to this one’s liking. ]

Rappa stretched her wrists.

[ Agreed. ]

Dan Heng was brief and to the point.

[ Fighting suits me better after all. Finally, I don’t have to play the villain. ]

[ My favorite episode to act in! ]

Stelle was thrilled and pulled out her bat without another word. 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Li Sushang: "Since we had to fight in the end anyway."

Li Sushang: "Why didn’t we just start fighting from the beginning?"

Reca: "Because if we fought from the beginning, this film would lose a lot of its flavor."

Reca: "But now, with the plot developing to this point, a climax is exactly what is needed!"

Xiangling: "Mr. Reca is truly completely immersed in filming..."

Xiangling: "Should I say he’s brave because of his skills?"

Stelle: "Finally, we can fight!"

Stelle: "I was getting so anxious!"

Stelle: "Do we need to hold back this time?"

Dan Heng: "I don’t know how we discussed it in the video."

Dan Heng: "But I think it’s better to hold back."

Dan Heng: "Using him, we might be able to find out the location of the mastermind behind the scenes."

Dan Heng: "That would make things much easier."

....

『 [ Bana grr... If you unruly students insist on disrupting my class, you’re in for some corrective bananishment! Teach them a lesson, Assistananas! ]

The BananAdvisor called over his assistants to surround everyone.

[ At this moment—the hero understands the ninja’s resolve and will no longer be deterred by evil words. ]

[ The ninja’s kunai is stained with the evil spirit’s blood, and the free academy cuts off all constraints! ]

They were about to fight, yet Rappa was still reciting the narration.

[ Ah, seriously? Do I have to fight too?! ]

Nanabloom-chan felt her mind going blank.

[ Hmph, you bad students are destined to never amount to anything. You might as well obediently enjoy the happiness of the sleeping banana monkey! ]

The BananAdvisor approached with a sinister smile.

[ Destined? ]

[ How ridiculous. ]

[ A ninja’s sharp blade is not incapable of cutting fate. Rather, we must cut fate! ]

Rappa sneered, highly disdainful of the BananAdvisor’s words.

[ Yes... Yes! ]

[ Evil spirits, turn to ashes before our ninjutsu! ]

Nanabloom-chan shouted.

Immediately, everyone rushed forward!

Heavy blows began to echo, and the classroom instantly fell into chaos! 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Silver Wolf: "Talk about an unreasonable group fight."

Silver Wolf: "I see the classroom is about to be torn down by you guys."

Stelle: "What level of strength do you have to dare challenge us?"

Stelle: "Don’t you know that if we combine our forces, we can even take on an Emanator?"

Guinaifen: "Hahaha, now the substitute teachers of the three major colleges of Paperfold University have all died at your hands."

Guinaifen: "All neat and tidy, not a single one missing!"

Silver Wolf: "What are you, teacher killers?"

Stelle: "Kei-chan, watch your words!"

Stelle: "They are Bananacademics, not real teachers!"

Stelle: "We are not some crazy teacher-slayers!"

Dan Heng: "These three should be all the Bananacademics on the surface."

Dan Heng: "Without them and those assistants, Paperfold University won’t have any victims for the time being."

March 7th: "But the mastermind behind the scenes still hasn’t been investigated clearly!"

March 7th: "That previous principal is also very suspicious."

March 7th: "I wonder if Boothill and I have investigated the truth in Dreamflux Reef by now..."

March 7th: "Wait, I’m not slacking off, am I?"

Yunli: "Hmph, that’s hard to say."

....

『 [ The evil spirit that hurts people with bad words has been defeated, and the cruel and merciless conspiracy has been destroyed. ]

[ The hero has wiped out the disaster of the University, and the banquet has regained its past colors— ]

[ Ninja Initiate Gigaku, deliver your final line. ]

Rappa delivered the final narration for this scene.

[ Bana—scratch that! Evil thing! Your vile words cannot bring Ninja Initiate Gigaku down! It’s a victory for us ninjas, hurray! ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Furina de Fontaine: "So in the end, the Devil turned out to be the BananAdvisor?"

Furina de Fontaine: "Ha, how fitting!"

Paimon: "Yay, the Devil is defeated, ninja grand victory!"

....