Chapter 1072: Something from Bleach

As the sun had fully risen.

Bright morning light streamed into the largest bedroom at the Good Hunter Inn, casting a golden glow over the massive, seemingly disheveled bed, which was covered in tangled silk blankets.

It also illuminated the naked figures of Jean, Lisa, Barbara, Amber, Lumine, and Xianyun, who looked incredibly seductive. Many men out there would be aroused and heartbroken if they saw that sight, especially when their gaze fell on each of their gaping pink assholes.

There were also love marks—such as hickeys and bite marks—on their shoulders, necks, breasts, and even their plump thighs.

Finally, a tattoo resembling a slave collar (a Master-Servant tattoo) encircled each of their necks.

That’s proof that last night, they were brutally fucked and marked by a man.

Who was that incredibly lucky man!?

"The weather’s nice today, isn’t it, Miss System?" It was Eiji.

Wearing a white shirt and black slacks, he was now sitting at one of the tables in the courtyard next to Good Hunter. In the sunlight, his silvery-white hair shone, making him look like a beautiful painting.

The residents of Mondstadt, especially the women passing by on the street, often greeted him, saying, "Good morning, Sir Eiji. May the winds of freedom guide your path."

There were also some women who gave him fruits like fresh apples, their cheeks flushed with a rosy hue.

While taking a bite of the apple in his hand, Eiji wondered if his moment in the spotlight had finally arrived.

Miss System flatly replied that she had asked him the same thing many times before.

Eiji replied by saying: "I mean in this world, and in this city."

Miss System fell silent.

Isn’t the answer obvious?

[The weather today is just average. It’s just your mood that’s too cheerful, host.]

"Miss System, how did you know?"

Hearing that, Miss System rolled her eyes and said nothing more. But if she were a man, she’d definitely want to punch her host in the face.

Eiji had no idea what rude thoughts one of his wives was harboring. He asked her to check the rewards she’d received.

After all, she had been working hard for the past few days. But before Miss System could make the announcement—

"Hey, Eiji! Good morning!" Paimon floated down the stairs, her voice a little shrill in the morning silence. "Paimon is so confused! When she woke up, she found herself alone in the bedroom. Even Lumine wasn’t by her side! Eiji, do you know where she and the others are?"

The first person the little mascot looked for upon waking up was Lumine. She still looked sleepy, but there was also a hint of panic on her face.

Eiji found it amusing.

He propped his chin up with one hand while glancing at the little fairy who was now floating beside him. "Lumine and the other women are in the bedroom next door. They’re still exhausted and need more rest. This morning, we should have breakfast first, Paimon."

"Exhausted?" The little fairy tilted her head, a questioning look on her face. "What did they do all night to get that exhausted? Last night, Paimon fell asleep first."

To be precise, you got so drunk you passed out. Didn’t you realize that?

Eiji refrained from saying this, and of course... he didn’t answer explicitly.

"They were exhausted from exercising with me from night until just before dawn."

"Huh?! Exercising?!" Paimon scratched her head—even though it wasn’t itchy—her little face filled with a look of innocent confusion. "Why do you have to exercise late at night and all the way until dawn? Aren’t you guys sleepy at all? That’s so weird..."

*Clang!*

The sound of a slightly rattling metal tray suddenly cut through Paimon’s confusion. Sara, the owner and star server at Good Hunter Restaurant, stood beside their table, her face suddenly flushing all the way to the tips of her ears.

Her hands, holding the tray of honey toast and fresh milk, seemed to tremble slightly as she set it down on the table.

Sara simply couldn’t keep her mind off it. Every mention of "exercise" that Eiji had just uttered immediately triggered a flashback of what she had accidentally seen and heard the night before.

Or more precisely, she had watched until sunrise. That made the dark circles under her eyes seem perfectly reasonable to Eiji.

Seeing Sara’s nervous reaction and the blush on her face didn’t help either; it made Eiji want to tease her.

"What’s wrong, Sara? Your hands are shaking a lot this morning," Eiji said in a very calm tone, pretending not to know that the woman in front of him had been spying on the workout he’d done with his women the night before. "Is the morning air in Mondstadt too cold for you, or... is something else on your mind?"

"A-Ah! N-Nothing at all, Sir Eiji!" Sara replied, panicked and nervous, hurriedly hiding her empty tray in front of her chest to conceal her racing heartbeat. "I-I just didn’t get much sleep last night! Please... please enjoy your breakfast! I have to get back to the kitchen!"

Sara immediately turned around and hurried off, her face growing redder and redder, like a ripe Sunsettia fruit.

Eiji chuckled.

[Are you greedy for her too, host?]

’Miss System, why would you think that?’

[Are you seriously asking about that?]

"....."

He pretended not to know the answer to Miss System’s question.

Still, isn’t it natural for a man to tease a beautiful woman? Sara wasn’t as beautiful as the heroine, but she wasn’t any less attractive than Baiwen and Ningguang’s other two personal secretaries.

She also seemed to be single because, since last night, not a single man had helped her run the restaurant or share her bed.

According to Jean, Good Hunter is a restaurant that has been around for several generations in Mondstadt. Since her parents’ death, Sara has been running the restaurant on her own for years.

"Yum! Yum! What are you waiting for, Eiji? Breakfast is here—hurry up and eat!" Paimon shamelessly ate one of the honey-toasted breads on the table; she didn’t bother ordering breakfast for herself.

She didn’t even realize she was teasing Sara.

Except for Eiji, no one in Teyvat would ever think that greedy little fairy was one of the Four Shades, Asmoday!

To be precise, she is...

"I’m actually pretty full after eating some fruit. Paimon, you can eat all the food I ordered."

"Really? Yay!"

Paimon pulled the plate on the table toward her; she looked really happy and was chewing with her cheeks puffed out like a hamster’s.

While watching Paimon stuff all that food into her little belly, Eiji sipped his cup of tea, which had gotten a bit cold.

He didn’t know what Paimon’s background was in the original work because it remained a mystery. However, in this world, Rasiel had told him that Paimon was one of the fragments—or a portion of the power—belonging to Asmoday, tasked with watching over the Traveler, Lumine.

The original Asmoday was in Celestia, where she was in a state of slumber for certain reasons. But before that, it seemed she had thought of a precautionary measure by sending a part of herself to Teyvat, making her Lumine’s traveling companion.

Paimon doesn’t know she is a goddess herself; she only has vague dreams about it, and the power within her won’t be triggered as long as Lumine doesn’t do anything that could threaten Celestia, such as using Aether.

It seems that because of Aether’s actions long before Lumine awoke from her seal, Asmoday became more vigilant. That’s why she took precautionary measures against his sister.

[That makes sense. Which fanfic did you get that from, host?]

’Miss System, this is the truth! I’m not just making up lore to fill a plot hole either.’

[...]

’Say something.’

[I’ll tell you what reward you’ll get this time.]

This woman...

She’s changing the subject.

How rude.

Is she still jealous?

Miss System: Ignore what that guy is thinking and do my job professionally.

She took a breath before pressing the enter key and sending out an announcement.

[Ding! It has been detected that the host has altered the plot of "Genshin Impact."]

[Successfully altered 30% of the plot by building a Teleportation Gate in Mondstadt and seducing Jean and several other beautiful female characters in the city.]

[You even slept with an Adeptus like Xianyun. She, Jean, Lisa, Amber, Barbara, and Lumine have become your women. Such romantic developments do not exist in the original work.]

[You also conquered Signora, making her defect from the Fatui and obtaining Anemo Gnosis. Not only that, you even turned Scaramouche into your puppet and ordered him to ’attack’ Ye Chen.]

Ahem!

That last part hasn’t happened yet. Scaramouche is still on his way to where Ye Chen is cultivating.

However, Eiji is certain that before long, Scaramouche will traumatize Ye Chen.

Jie jie jie.

Leme: Hehehe. Our king, you’re so smart!

Miss System: You mean evil, right?

Eiji: You two are praising me too much.

Miss System: I’m not praising you.

[The actions of Akame and the other women in the Golden Dawn—especially Esdeath—also influence the plot’s development in Liyue.]

Oh.

Eiji almost forgot about that.

Even though he’s in Mondstadt, Akame and the other women in his new organization have caused him to alter the plot in two countries simultaneously.

[Congratulations, host, you’ve obtained "The Almighty."]

"Pfft!"

Eiji accidentally spit out a little of the tea he was drinking.

"Uwaaah! Eiji, why did you splash Paimon!? That’s so rude!" The little fairy’s face was now wet; she glared at him while puffing out her cheeks.

She looked so cute.

Did Asmoday look like that long before she became a goddess with a cold personality?

Eiji quickly wiped her face with a tissue from the table and smiled gently. "I’m sorry, Paimon, I really didn’t mean to do that. As an apology, I’ll give you lots of snacks from another world."

Hearing this, Paimon stopped puffing out her cheeks, and her eyes sparkled.

She’s so easy to placate.

"You can’t take back what you said, Eiji!"

"Of course not."

After all, they’re just snacks. Eiji just had to take the snacks he had at home, put them in his inventory, and give them to the little fairy.

"This time, Paimon will forgive you and won’t tell Lumine what you did to her."

After saying that with a proud look on her little face, Paimon continued her breakfast with great enthusiasm.

Eiji almost laughed.

What could Lumine possibly do after finding out what he did to Paimon?

[Paimon is very naive, but that’s also what makes her so cute. She truly deserves to be the mascot in Genshin Impact.]

[Unfortunately, even if she told Lumine that I was teasing her a little, I’m sure I wouldn’t suffer any consequences.]

The heroines: You’re so confident, Eiji.

What makes you think that?

Ah, wait...

[Besides, right now—Lumine has become one of my women, and she loves me dearly. If she were to scold me for bullying Paimon, I’m sure she’d just give me a little pinch.]

[She wouldn’t get so angry that she’d forbid me from sleeping with her for a week or more!]

In the bedroom.

"...." Lumine still had her eyes closed, but her lips were twitching.

Should I really forbid you from having sex with me for a week? Or maybe a month?

You’ve given me an idea for an effective punishment for you.

Still, what exactly did he do to Paimon? How did he bully her?

Whatever it was, she was sure Eiji wasn’t taking it too seriously. He was just joking around with Paimon. So, she decided to keep resting.

As she shifted her sleeping position among the other women, her opening felt extremely sensitive. That made her frown and complain in her heart.

’Eiji, you’re a beast!’

Lumine was worried that her asshole wouldn’t return to its original size after being pounded by Eiji’s huge penis for hours last night.

By the way, she had also joined the chat group. Actually, it was hard for her to really fall asleep again because right now, she was looking at the string of messages in the chat group.

She was also participating in the ongoing conversation, just like Lisa and the others.

[Lumine: Hi everyone, I’m Lumine. Please look out for me from now on.]

Just like Lisa, Xianyun, and the other women who were now sleeping in the same bed as her, she introduced herself.

The number of women in Eiji’s harem is absolutely insane, and that just goes to show how perverted he is!

To be honest, she was a little worried about how the other women in Eiji’s harem would react. But their reactions weren’t what she expected.

[Asia: Hi Lumine, I’m glad you’ve finally officially joined our big family.]

[Lala ✓: Welcome to the Seiya Family, Lumine! You’re our sister, and we’ll definitely take care of you from now on. Let’s all get to know each other better!]

[Lumine: Thank you.]

They’re so friendly!

None of them objected to her, Lisa, Amber, Barbara, and Xianyun joining Eiji’s harem.

Even so, she was still a little awkward.

[Lisa: Oh. I’m happy to be a sister to everyone here. I look forward to working with you all to serve my dear in the future. I don’t mind doing a threesome or something like that with you guys.]

She’s not as laid-back as a woman like Lisa!

[Amber: Lisa-senpai, what are you saying!?]

[Barbara: Wawawa...]

[Xianyun: Does this woman really have to be here, too? There are way too many women here. That guy really is...]

[Jean: Lisa, watch what you say.]

[Akeno: Ara Ara. Lisa, I’m also looking forward to our future collaboration. By the way, do you like S&M games?]

[Lisa: Being sadistic or masochistic? I wouldn’t mind doing something like that.]

[Akeno: That’s great.]

[Kuroka: Nyahaha! Let’s team up!]

[Yui Kotegawa: What kind of teamwork is this? You guys are immoral!]

[Lilith Asami: I agree with Yui. You guys are immoral! Don’t say things like that in the group chat!]

It’s not just lewd women like Lisa—there are also women who seem pretty serious, like Jean.

The women in Eiji’s harem are very diverse.

Many of them have personalities that complement each other.

...

Back to Eiji’s point of view.

Right now, he’s reading the description of the reward he just received. And just as he suspected, Miss World really did grant you that ability!

Or more precisely—

’The Almighty is the strongest ability possessed by the final villain boss in the Bleach series.’

That ability allows its user to see and alter the future at will.

In the original work, the final villain boss he’s referring to, Yhwach, can clearly and comprehensively see all possible future outcomes. Because of this, in the Thousand-Year Blood War arc, he was able to prevent the protagonist, Ichigo, from activating his True Bankai, which could have threatened him.

Eiji still remembers the scene where Yhwach broke Ichigo’s Zanpakuto before he could complete his transformation. This also brought back to life the heroine who had sacrificed her life to launch a suicide attack—an attack that ultimately failed.

At that time, he laughed at the protagonist, who was unable to save the woman who loved him—and even allowed his opponent to bring her back to life just to defeat him.

If anything, he actually admired villains like Yhwach.

[I think there’s something wrong with who you’re supposed to admire, host.]

’Miss System, do you think everyone should admire the protagonist and worry about his situation? You’re wrong.’

[O-Oh.]

Miss System realized there was a reason her host liked to act like a villain. It’s because he’s a big fan of many of them!

It seemed like the right decision for her to give him that reward.

’I remember, too...’

Eiji still hadn’t finished describing just how amazing his new ability was.

Yhwach doesn’t just observe—he can also modify and rewrite the future into whatever reality he desires. Not only did he shatter the protagonist Ichigo’s sword, but he could also undo his own death.

[From now on, I’m truly immortal! Nothing can kill me. Thanks to Jean, Lumine, Lisa, Amber, Barbara, and Xianyun for having an orgy with me last night.]

[You guys gave me the jackpot.]

"!!!"

Set aside the women in other worlds who have become numb to the many cheating abilities Eiji suddenly gained after sleeping with them.

The women in Teyvat are shocked.

Real or fake!?

How could something like that happen just because you had an orgy, Eiji!?

Many of those who haven’t slept with him don’t believe it and think he’s just bragging.

However, only Paimon can now see the change in Eiji’s eyes.

When Eiji activates The Almighty, instead of having a single normal pupil, his eyes split open and reveal many black pupils within a single eyeball.

"Whoa! E-Eiji, what’s wrong with your eyes? Are you sick!?"

"Calm down, Paimon. I’m fine. I’m just trying out my new ability."

Eiji quickly deactivated The Almighty again, and his pupils returned to normal instantly. Even though it was only for a few seconds, he had glimpsed many futures in Teyvat in the form of grains of sand blown by the wind. Each grain of sand represented a separate possible future scenario.

That’s truly crazy!

No wonder Yhwach is the strongest villain in the original work.

"Your new ability makes your eyes look terrifying!?" Paimon misunderstood; she thought Eiji’s new ability simply made his eyes look intimidating.

Eiji didn’t bother to correct the little fairy’s misunderstanding. "You could say that."

"Paimon prefers your current blue eyes to your previous red ones."

"Oh? Does that mean Paimon likes me too? Just like Lumine?"

He was just trying to tease her.

But he didn’t expect Paimon to blush and stammer; she averted her gaze to the side of the table and clutched the honey toast tightly in her hand. "P-Paimon likes Eiji. He’s given her so much delicious food. How could she not like him? But Paimon is still too l*ttle—you’ll have to wait, Eiji!"

He hadn’t seen a future like that when he used The Almighty.

[Moshi, moshi, is this really the FBI that can travel across the galaxy? I’d like to report a man...]

’Miss System, you’ve got to be kidding! Paimon is Asmoday, okay? Her age doesn’t match her appearance.’

Slightly panicked, he refuted what Miss System had said.

[But host, do you really think about eating Paimon?]

’Miss System, do you think I’m some kind of beast!?’

[Yes.]

"....."

The woman answered without the slightest hesitation.

Eiji fell silent, wondering if, among those grains of sand, there was a single grain that represented a future where he could slap her on the butt?

He’d have to use The Almighty to check again later.