Inadvertently Invincible

Chapter 149

Lin Fan slowly approached the demon.

The demon was surprised seeing Lin Fan walked toward him instead of laying low, so he was a little suspicious.

Lin Fan, who was merely as tall as the demon’s toe walked right to it, took off his trouser and took out his water gun, and peed on the demon’s toe.

The demon was furious and lifted his foot to stomp Lin Fan.

“That’s more like it.”

Lin Fan didn’t run away and kept taunting the demon, it doesn’t matter whether the demon heard him or not.

When the demon stomped Lin Fan with his foot, but to his dismay it was as if there was an invisible wall protecting Lin Fan, and Lin Fan quickly ran away after that.

He then roared and chased after Lin Fan.

Cheng Lingsu watched as Lin Fan draw the demon’s attention, she prayed that Lin Fan was okay, she couldn’t waste Lin Fan’s effort, so she had no choice but to quickly leave that place.

Luckily that demon was not a True Immortal, otherwise Lin Fan will be doomed

“Wait a minute.” Lin Fan stopped, then shouted loudly.

The demon demon paused, keeping his eyes on Lin Fan, “What now? and how did you block my attack earlier?”

“Of course it’s all thanks to my mother’s love, you idiot.” Lin Fan said.

The demon who who has had enough with Lin Fan’s insult then slammed Lin Fan, but of course he didn’t take any damage, and in an instant Sacred Beast Robe’s counter ability activated.

Boom!

The demon was surprised as strong qi retaliated back right after he attacked, Lin Fan thought even if that wasn’t enough to kill that demon, it should be enough to injure him severely.

Turns out he was wrong.

It seemed that Sacred Beast Robe’s counter ability was not as strong as he thought.

At least not when the opponent was really strong.

The demon couldn’t believe what just happened and immediately said “who the fuck are you? Cultivators at Origin Infant Stage or above shouldn’t be able to enter this place.”

“Alright, let’s stop this shall we? We don’t have to fight.” Lin Fan decided to switch into negotiation instead after seeing Sacred Beast Robe barely had any effect on that demon.

“The demon learned demon’s Dao, the immortal learned immortal’s Dao, we have our own path, why should we fight?” Lin Fan tried to talk his way out.

The demon laughed, “That’s a funny thing you said right there, we have our own path, but why Immortals are always going after us?”

The huge demon then suddenly transformed into a middle-aged man in a black robe, looked at Lin Fan coldly.

According to the system.

This old mand was one of the demon kings. He was at Void Immortal Stage. He was really powerful that only a True Immortal Cultivators or above could defeat him.

“Now that looks much better.” Lin Fan said to himself, then said: “That is my predecessors’ doing, I have nothing against you.”

“No one can quench my vengeance. I will kill every human!” The demon king realized he couldn’t king Lin Fan, that was why he bothered partaking in this small talk.

“That sure is ambitious, you’re still at Void Immortal Stage, and you think you can kill all Immortals? There were so many strong Immortals out there, way stronger than you, so I suggest you give up that dream of yours. I’m not ridiculing you or anything, this is just an advice. “Lin Fan said casually, he was not afraid of the Demon King at all. And at the end of the day he realized that there was nothing this demon king could do but to fight.

Demon King was annoyed, but deep down he knew Lin Fan was right

“I take that silence as a yes, and you really should give up on your ambition. You know, you kind of remind me of a demon emperor.” Lin Fan said with a frown.

Demon King then asked: “Who?”

“The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong.” Lin Fan said optimistically.

“Never heard of him.” The demon king has never heard of this name, let alone king, he never even heard any strong demon had that name.

Lin Fan grinned and laughed, “Just because you’ve never heard of him doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist, what am I going to do with you? You don’t  even know the greatest demon king.” Lin Fan started to talk about Sun Wukong and saying the demon king kind of resembled him.

“You …” Halloween demon king glared at Lin Fan, but he could not do anything to him either, making him quite helpless, “You and your big mouth, you think I’m that gullible?”

Then Lin Fan told demon king the story about Sun Wukong and demon king listened intently, and at some point when Lin Fan told him Sun Wukong was once sealed by Buddha in a mountain, the demon king then said, “Are you talking about the stone demon?”

“Wrong, I am talking about a monkey demon.” Lin Fan said.

Halloween demon king was furious, “Bullshit, how can a monkey emerge from a stone, do you think you can deceive me?”

“You demons are really ignorant. Who said that his father couldn’t do it with stone?.” There was no longer a shred of respect in Lin Fan’s tone to the demon king.

“And then?” The Demon King was curious about what happened next.

Lin Fan laughed when he saw the curious demon king, and he said, “I’m sorry, looks like it’s time for me to leave, goodbye.”

Demon king was furious and attacked Lin Fan, but no matter what he did, he couldn’t even slow him down.

“Why did you tell me this story if you’re just gonna leave me hanging in the first place?”

Lin Fan said, “I just did that to kill some time. If I go out too early, I won’t be able to get rid of that girl after all.”

The demon king attacked Lin Fan once again with everything he got, but to no avail, Lin Fan eventually arrived in front of the portal and calmly said, “Goodbye, see you next time.”

He then walked into the crack under the eyes of the demon king of Halloween.

“You asshole, die, you piece of shit.”

Lin Fan heard demon king’s parting words and suddenly wondered if he did die because of that demon king, he suddenly wondered what his mother would do to him?

“Finally, some fresh air.”

Lin Linfan inhaled some fresh air.

The moment he walked out of the portal, he found he was in a completely different place

He saw some array formation on the wall outside the portal, he realized it was to repel the demons, and it had no effect on him.

And in front of him, he saw a tombstone.

‘Here lies Lin Fan.’

Lin Fan felt the urge to destroy that grave.

Someone’s voice was heard from afar

He looked back, and it turned out to be Wu Ji, so he smiled and said, “Why are you still here?”

“Fellow cultivator Lin, you are alive!” Wu Ji exclaimed, he thought that Lin Fan was already dead, so he was relieved when he saw Lin Fan in front of him.

There are two things worth mentioning for Lin Fan at that moment.

First, people from Void Palace Sect should be aware of his heroic deeds.

Second, the tombstone.

“I thought i almost die back there, seems like I’m really lucky.” Lin Fan said, “You did a good job with this grave, but it looks so dull, i wish you put more grass or flowers there.”

Wu Ji smiled awkwardly, rubbed his head, and said, “I’m sorry, fellow cultivator Lin, I thought you were already dead.”

“What about the Void Palace’s core disciple?” Lin Fan asked.

“Now that you mention it, i believe they are already gone, but the last girl who came out of the portal said that you saved her life, this grave is made thanks to her help too actually, and she was crying in front of your grave. Just what did you do to her that make her that shaken? “Wu Ji asked skeptically.

He felt that there must be something more than met the eye here.

Even though Lin Fan did save her life, seeing her cry that hard really left Wu Ji in wonder.

Lin Fan murmured on his own, thinking he luckily could get rid of Cheng Lingsu before she got too clingy, otherwise who knew what will happen next?

“What are you planning to do next?” Lin Fan asked.

Wu Ji then said, “I’m going back to the sect, I think I’ve had enough of adventuring with you, I’m scared to death, I’m still at Trinity Immortal Stage after all.”

“I’m relieved that you are still alive. If you have any chance, pay our sect a visit, i’ll be delighted. Now, I will take my leave first.”

He has had enough of Lin Fan, he thought Lin Fan brought nothing but troubles.

“Hey, wait a minute, I got something for you. I’d be pleased if we could team up again sometime, of course, I’ll give you something in return again.” Lin Fan said while handing a bag filled with 100.000 spirit stones to Wu Ji

“Thank you, fellow cultivator Lin!” Wu Ji took the spirit stones and walked away while waving his hand without turning back. He didn’t want to turn back, because he was afraid Lin Fan might see him crying.

“What a nice guy.”