Chapter 185 Pure honey-jam entertainment

Chapter 185: 185 Pure honey-jam entertainment

Urga was completely immobilized, helpless at Eleonora’s mercy.

Just moments ago, she admitted she was a few steps behind Eleonora, but considering Eleonora herself had once evaluated Urga as being ’one tier below’ her...

It meant Urga was once a worthy rival acknowledged by the proud Female Knight Eleonora.

But looking at the current state of things, how should I put it...?

It was like watching a kindergartner getting absolutely destroyed by a pro MMA fighter, unable to even lift a finger in defense.

"Get off! I said get oooooffff?!"

"You wild sow bitch! Just spread your cunt obediently! How dare you? How dare you experience outdoor exposure sex—something even I, Eleonora, the Master’s glorious First Sow, haven’t even tasted yet!! Do you think a bitch like you, who has already soared through the skies with Master, could ever understand the envy of a human watching a bird fly?!!"

"You crazy bitch?!"

Just the screaming of these two women caused all the furniture and windows in the house to rattle, a testament to the sheer power of these heroines.

It was fortunate I didn’t have a hobby of raising flowers. If there had been a single vase in this house, it would have shattered to pieces by now.

[Hiyaaa, the heroines who once commanded the world are rolling around stark naked in the front yard. Just watching this is pure honey-jam entertainment!]

"I’m actually worried the house might collapse."

At some point, the SD Character had seated herself in a movie theater chair next to me, accompanied by a weird-looking elk doll and an even stranger-looking grandfather doll, munching on popcorn.

[Hehe, it’s fine, isn’t it? For the price of admission to such a worldly, obscene catfight, losing one house is nothing...]

"This bitch just talks shit because it’s not her house, huh?"

Just in case the house really did collapse, I put a plastic gourd bowl on my head like a helmet. After rummaging through the trembling TV stand and the drawers beneath it, I moved to the kitchen, searching through the table and refrigerator filled with empty water bottles.

[Ah! What are you doing?! I can’t see! Hurry up and go back so we can watch the fight!]

"It should have been around here somewhere, where did it go?"

It was definitely here this morning, but now it was nowhere to be found.

[What are you looking for?]

"I told you to get away from me?! Fuck, what are you doing!!"

"Is this barely anything to you?! While you were out having a lovely time with Master, I was here all alone, wetting nothing but my own pussy!"

Listening to the sounds, the tide of battle outside didn’t seem to be flowing in Big Sis Urga’s favor. The house lurched once more, and eventually, the stainless steel cup sitting on the water purifier toppled onto the floor with a clang.

[I asked you what you’re looking for!]

"The funnel."

Current Eleonora has been neglected for half a day—excluding this morning—and is in a state of extreme arousal. She had even been subtly tempting me to go for a naked walk earlier.

But then, out of the blue, I told her I had intense sex with Urga in a back alley today. There’s no way she wouldn’t flip her lid.

Right now, the reason she’s licking the pussy of Urga—whom she usually mocks as a ’wild sow’—and trying to extort my semen from it...

It’s a form of vicarious satisfaction mixed with intense jealousy.

[See, who told you to turn her into such an exhibitionist pervert?!]

"You were the one who told me to kidnap and train her in the first place!"

If anyone heard us, they’d think I just grabbed a perfectly normal passerby and turned them into this mess.

Of course, it is true that I targeted her because she had an exhibitionist streak and a masochistic nature that craved humiliation from others...

But she swore an oath not to wear clothes for the rest of her life, so what was I supposed to do?

Just yesterday, I told her I’d take her with me if she put on clothes, but she freaked out, asking "How can a sow wear clothes?!" and couldn’t come along.

I actually tried testing it once, and she foamed at the mouth and fainted.

...Anyway, back to the topic at hand.

To calm Eleonora down in her current state, I need a correspondingly stimulating play. For example, satisfying a desire for a play we’ve been putting off.

The place Eleonora herself has desperately wished for me to train. The body part she has begged and pleaded for me to abuse.

Her Piss Pussy. That is, training her urethra.

Of course, calling it ’training’ is technically impossible since the hole barely fits a pinky finger, but let’s just call it training for the sake of the name.

At that moment, the SD Character placed a finger on her head like a meme character searching big data and opened her snout.

[The funnel is... Ah! It’s in the bathroom! That sow washed it clean and hung it on the towel rack!]

"Saave meeeeeee!!"

"It’s no use howling!! And what is this cheeky clitoris doing here?! If you are also Master’s sow, then just like me...!"

Judging by her voice, Urga couldn’t hold out any longer.

They say a cornered rat will bite a cat. If all the semen I shot into her earlier gets stolen, it’s impossible to predict what Urga might do, or if the house will survive the ensuing chaos.

"Therefore, to save our home, I will train Eleonora’s Piss Pussy!"

[You’re really talking bullshit! You’ve just been interested in that hole for a while now anyway.]

"..."

Having my mind read so unilaterally is incredibly uncomfortable.

Regardless, I ran to the bathroom, grabbed the funnel dangling from the towel rack just as the SD Character said, and dashed out of the house.

"Fuck, you’re really not gonna get off me?! I’m warning you, I won’t be responsible for what happens next! I warned you!!"

"Haaaah... Such thick, sticky semen... If only he had flooded this sow’s cunt deep inside, I would have surely gotten pregnant... but alas, the reality where I must devour it like this is truly regrettable... No, wait."

"Wh-What..."

Suddenly, Eleonora, who had her face buried, began to lift her head.

Urga, who was about to smash Eleonora’s skull with a giant sledgehammer that was conveniently next to her, tilted her head in confusion as Eleonora suddenly released her.

Then, watching the sticky white turbidity flow from her pussy down her thigh, she looked distressed for a moment before addressing Eleonora, who was quietly kneeling.

"H-Hmph! So you’ve finally knelt! Yes, you finally realized it, didn’t you?! That this Urga is such a superior broodmare that I received so much semen from my darling! Just how much I am loooooved...?!"

"Huh?"

[Th-That move!]

Was it called a Windmill? Eleonora placed her palms flat on the ground, and in an instant, her body flipped upside down. Spinning like a top, her lower body—her legs—wrapped tightly around Urga’s waist.

Just as a tree offers no resistance to a snake climbing it, Urga found herself physically bound by Eleonora’s legs in the blink of an eye.

"There are truly many things in this world we do not know."

"What... are you talking about?"

"I have mocked you as a wild sow, a pig, all this time. But encountering the various cultures of the world Master lives in, I have realized that in a way, I am not so different from you."

"M-My feet won’t come off the ground...! This bitch is holding me down with her hands! She’s pressing my feet into the earth like stakes...!"

Crunch-crack. Along with the sound of the ground giving way, Eleonora’s hands were observed pressing down on Urga’s feet, burying them into the soil.

Just as Urga said, she was forcibly planting her into the ground.

So that Urga couldn’t move a single step!

And once Urga’s feet were completely buried in the cracked earth, Eleonora gulped down her saliva and then—

Squelch—♥

"Aah... Precious semen... Here... This place is Master’s exclusive semen trash can... Semen disposal unit, semen toilet...♥"

She dragged her lower body up to Urga’s pussy and spread her own cunt wide open with her hands.

She was displaying her gaping hole right beneath Urga’s, waiting for the viscous semen dripping down like spiderwebs to fall into her.

"Y-Y-You... What the hell are you doiiiing?!!"

"Don’t shake. Master’s semen will fall somewhere else, won’t it? Not a single drop of Master’s semen must be wasted. The semen you cannot contain... it is only natural that it be discarded into Master’s exclusive semen toilet."

"Is this bitch speaking nonsense?!"

Not just sucking it out, but now she intends to force the semen into her own pussy like this?!

[The Law of Universal Gravitation! No, seeing explosive tits and massive tits fighting over semen... should we call it the Law of Universal Lactation-Attraction?!]

The pandemonium unfolding in front of me was dizzying enough, but watching the SD Character giggling while shouting "Professor U-Turn!" nearly made me collapse.

Amidst this chaos, the semen contained within Urga’s pussy was on the verge of dropping right into Eleonora’s vaginal opening.

"Eeek, eeeeeek...!"

"Ho... Trying to clench it? Master has acknowledged the tightness of your pussy... but right now, that boastful tightening is only serving to discard the semen straight into this Eleonora’s lewd semen trash can, is it not?"

"Don’t make me laaaaugh!! You’re looking down on me again! If it’s to protect the seed in my womb, I can cut off this flow as much as I want! If you want it that badly, I’ll give this seed to you!!"

It wasn’t like someone asked if she was prepared to cut off her own limbs in a life-or-death battle. This level of drama over a single drop of semen was absolutely ridiculous.

At that moment, as Urga held back tears and clenched her pussy with all her might, my semen, which had fought a hard battle until now, finally dripped down. Eleonora, crying out in rapture, caught my semen with her greedy pussy, already slick and glistening with her own juices.

No, she swallowed it with her pussy.

"Haaaahnngh... This is it. This is iiiiiit... This sensation... even mixed with the lowly wild sow’s juices... Master’s thick semen flowing down inside my body... Just catching a single drop, and yet... like this, I’m cumming, I’m going... Just tasting the semen makes this loser-pussy cuuuuum...♥"

"She’s seriously crazy! She’s cumming just from receiving a drop of my darling’s seed?!"

Simultaneous with Urga’s shock, I took that as my signal and sprinted toward Eleonora. The action that had to follow was all too obvious.

Grip.

"M-More, give me more! You have plenty of Master’s semen stored in that body, do you not?! Hurry up and dump that semen into this Eleonora’s semen trash can!"

"Let go! Let goooooo?!"

I hadn’t even fucked her myself, and she’d been left neglected in heat all day. There was no way my Sow Knight would stop after eating just a single, pathetic drop.

That’s why I rushed toward the two like an American football player breaking through the defensive line.

"Darling?! Don’t come here! This bitch has completely lost her mind..."

"Master?!"