Chapter 1340 - 528: The Wedding of the Rich—Simple, Unpretentious, and... Hilarious!

Chapter 1340: Chapter 528: The Wedding of the Rich—Simple, Unpretentious, and... Hilarious!

After changing into his pajamas, Lin Xu picked up the room’s little booklet and flipped through it. It recorded the various heads of state and celebrities who’d stayed in this room.

"This is my first time staying in a presidential suite. I didn’t expect so many famous people to have stayed in Building No. 10."

A lot of the names in the booklet were people who’d appeared on the evening news, which gave Lin Xu a strange feeling of time and space overlapping.

Shen Jiayue finished washing her hair, and while blow‑drying it she said:

"Presidential suites aren’t even that expensive, and they’re usually two‑bedroom. It’s really convenient for a family on a trip."

The room was huge, over a hundred square meters. Besides the master bedroom, second bedroom, and living room, there was also a reception room and a tea room, and in one corner of the living room there was a dining table so you could order food anytime.

Lin Xu flipped through the multilingual menu and found that the late‑night food options were actually quite complete.

They had shumai, shrimp dumplings, and other famous dishes from Cantonese teahouses, plus things like roast pigeon and other marinated delicacies. You could say it was very much in the style of a Cantonese restaurant.

Besides Chinese food, there were some Western dishes too.

"Are all these free, Xubao?"

"Yeah, free. It’s included in the room rate."

As soon as Shen Jiayue heard that, she ordered a pile of Western food like fries and fish and chips. Lin Xu was speechless watching her. Truly the immortal of the air fryer—she had to go all‑in on air‑fried goodies even on the night before her wedding.

After eating and drinking, the young couple went to bed.

The next morning, after their pre‑booked breakfast, the professional makeup artist they’d hired came upstairs with Chen Yan and the others to do makeup. Along with them came several girls from college, who were going to be the bridesmaids.

Last night the bridesmaid group didn’t stay in Building No. 10; they went to Building No. 1 instead, since that side had more of the booked rooms. They were empty anyway, so they might as well let everyone stay.

Besides this group of girls, quite a few male classmates had come too.

Last night they’d all eaten together in Building No. 1, and during the meal Lin Xu had gone into the kitchen and made a few delicious dishes.

Shen Jiayue put on her dress and started getting her makeup done.

After greeting the female classmates, Lin Xu headed over to Building No. 1 to check how everyone’s breakfast was going, change into his own outfit, and also get his makeup done.

He was getting married, after all—getting made up was only proper.

Sun Minghao and the others also put on the long gowns provided by the wedding company to be Lin Xu’s groomsmen.

"Damn, these clothes are kind of ugly. My looks and Xuzi’s are clearly fifty‑fifty, but once I put this on, the difference is huge."

"Same here. Back when they voted for campus heartthrob, I only got a bit over a thousand votes less than Lin Xu. Now in this groomsman outfit, the gap is instantly highlighted."

"Xuzi, are you worried we’d outshine you in looks, so you deliberately made the groomsmen’s outfits this ugly?"

"Oh please, you’re blaming the shoes for the uneven road. With your looks you’re talking fifty‑fifty? Even ’fifty‑fifty’ itself would blush hearing that."

The classmates joked around with each other, then lined up one by one to get their makeup done.

Off to the side, Cai Sen and his assistant were constantly shooting with their cameras, trying to capture every moment of the wedding.

For other people, this was just getting together to attend a wedding banquet.

But for Lin Xu and Shen Jiayue, it was a lifetime memory, so they needed to record as many details as possible—and not just photos, but video too.

Later they’d edit it into a film, so the bride and groom could fully relive the atmosphere of the wedding day.

At nine in the morning, Lin Xu got into the convertible ceremonial car and, surrounded by a group of groomsmen, headed to Building No. 10 to pick up the bride.

By then, Geng Lele, Zeng Xiaoqi, and the others were already fully prepared to block the door in the presidential suite of Building No. 10. Zeng Xiaoqi had even printed multiple copies of payment QR codes to make the groom fork out cash.

By the bed in the master bedroom, Shen Jiayue was sitting cross‑legged on the mattress while several female classmates were busy hiding the wedding shoes.

According to the routine, the groom had to find the shoes and put them on the bride before he could take her away.

"Don’t hide them too well, okay? If Xubao can’t find them, I’ll end up having to rummage for them myself later."

Xiao Qing, who had come along with Yan Lin to give a wedding gift, said:

"Everyone usually helps their bestie hide the shoes to make things tough for the groom. And you? The groom isn’t even here yet and you’re already on his side."

Shen Jiayue blinked:

"But I am on his side to begin with. Isn’t that how it’s supposed to be between husband and wife?"

Xiao Qing: "..."

No wonder everyone in the group is desperate to get into a relationship.

It’s way too easy to get smacked with this kind of emotional damage in front of the lady boss.

Before long, the wedding car convoy arrived.

Knocking sounded at the door.

Sun Minghao and the others said:

"Isn’t this a suite? You could at least let people into the room. Just block the bedroom door—why block the room door too? Why not start the interception from the elevator?"

Yue Liyue, who’d come along to be a groomsman, pulled out the red envelopes he’d prepared and tried to slip them through the gap under the door, but after a few attempts he still couldn’t get them through.

The presidential suite door was quite thick, with no gap at the bottom at all.

They kept knocking.

Inside, Zeng Xiaoqi asked quietly:

"Is it really impossible to get them through? Should we crack the door a little?"

Geng Lele said:

"If we crack it open, it’ll get pushed open right away."

Zeng Xiaoqi knew that too:

"If I’d known, I’d have asked Tiantian to come. Have her lean on the door—then even a two‑hundred‑plus‑pound United Kingdom strongman couldn’t push it open."

"Okay, okay, enough with the memes."

Quietly, Shen Jiayue came over from the bedroom. Seeing the door still blocked, she raised her hand and unlocked it, then darted back to the master bedroom.

The bridesmaids and Zeng Xiaoqi and the others who were waiting for red envelopes all stared in shock.

Seriously? We haven’t even started asking questions to test him and she’s already this impatient?

Everyone outside poured in, though they still didn’t save on the red envelopes. Yue Liyue scattered the stack of red envelopes in his hand across the living room floor of the suite, and the girls swarmed in to grab them. With the master bedroom door wide open, Lin Xu swaggered straight in.

"Quick, quick, I can’t wait anymore. My shoes are in the cabinet on the left side of the windowsill, covered by a vase. Move the vase and you’ll see them..."

"Traitor" Shen Jiayue blurted out the hiding spot the moment she saw Lin Xu.

By the time the bridesmaids finished scooping up the red envelopes, Lin Xu was already holding Shen Jiayue’s pale, soft little foot, slipping on that pair of pink wedding shoes worth tens of thousands.

Cai Sen, who was in charge of photos, recorded the whole scene and clicked his tongue:

"Rich people’s weddings really are so simple, unpretentious and... goofy!"

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