I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 865: Cat and Dog Amusement Park

As the saying goes: The clothes being beautiful or not depends mainly on your face. If Keanu Reeves and Zhao Benshan wore the same clothes, the overall style would be completely different.

Xiao Qin’s maid outfit felt like it had a cartoon style.

Actually, she and Winnie both chose the same style. Neither included knee-length socks, but it came with decorative ribbons on their bare wrists and ankles.

Xiao Qin wasn’t wearing knee socks and had nothing covering her legs. Maybe she wanted something different because she already wore long stockings earlier. Or maybe she wanted to match with Winnie —— Winnie would seem even darker if she wore white knee socks over her tanned skin, also she was used to always having both legs exposed.

That’s the least they should do for each other as best friends.

The two of them both wore a small white apron tied outside their black dress. The aprons had a unique design. The upper half was heart-shaped and the lower half was round, which matched the ribbon bow around their wrists, ankles, upper arms, and neck.

Of course, they also had a lace headband. The actual name should be ‘maid headband’, which was similar to a queen’s crown and was a symbol of the wearer’s profession. It was designed to be worn like a hairpin and it was easy for Xiao Qin and Winnie to wear.

“(^w^) Ye Lin classmate, does the maid outfit suit me?”

Xiao Qin made an expression like a cat and raised her skirt at me.

Hey! You raised it too high! You only had to raise it a tiny bit! Are you trying to show me your underwear?!

“Ah! I accidentally got carried away!”

After the class leader’s expression, Xiao Qin finally realized that she had raised her skirt too high, so she quickly put it down and covered her body with her hands.

“Even if we are childhood friends, I’ll still be embarrassed if I’m seen by Ye Lin classmate…”

“Speaking of which, did maids in ancient Europe dress like that to work?”

Winnie, who was following Xiao Qin, wore the same style of maid uniform, but didn’t give off a cartoon style like Xiao Qin. On the contrary, since she wasn’t used to wearing a waist skirt, she walked awkwardly and felt itchy all over.

“I’m a little disappointed after I put it on!” Winnie said as she looked up at the maid’s headband on her head, as if she thought it got in the way and wanted to take it off.

“We looked at ourselves in the mirror in the guest room. I felt that Xiao Qin looked quite like a maid, but I don’t really look like one! I guess even if it’s cosplay, can I only dress up as a female farmer with my tanned skin?”

Winnie said as she formed a fist with her left hand and held it against her waist, then used her right hand to scratch her band-aids. She didn’t feel like a maid at all. Even if she was a maid, she would be the ones who participate in underground boxing matches in the middle of the night.

However, to say that you could only dress up as a female farmer because of your tanned skin would be selling yourself short. Dark elf swordswomen are very popular in various anime! If you want to cosplay, you can totally dress up as a dark elf! Although there are a lot of dark elves in hentai who are all arrogant at first, but in the end they are inevitably humiliated by the protagonist…

“Ye Lin”, Winnie pointed at herself with her thumb and asked, “Does my maid outfit look awkward?”

If I had to choose between you and Xiao Qin to be a maid, I would definitely choose Xiao Qin! Winnie, you don’t look like a maid at all! You don’t even need to take off your maid uniform, just put a baseball bat on your shoulder and you can cosplay as a triad member!

“It’s much more fitting that I expected.” Ai Mi looked at Xiao Qin, “If you dress up, you seem more obedient than Winnie even though you’re much more violent…”

“Thank you, Miss Ai Mi, for the compliment.” After receiving the compliment, Xiao Qin immediately assumed a more quiet and gentle posture and bowed to Ai Mi.

“Okay!” Ai Mi closed her eyes and nodded, “Since you’re obeying me with sincerity, I give you permission to play with Obama and Mi Ba!”

Since the kitten that the class leader calls kitty (Mimi) was the child of the Overlord Cat, Ai Mi decided to name it Mi Ba.

Xiao Qin wasn’t really looking forward to play with the cat and dog, but Ai Mi said it for the class leader. It meant as long as she wore the maid outfit, she would receive the same rights as Xiao Qin.

“Mi… Mi Ba?” The class leader was quite shocked after hearing the name. In her opinion, you shouldn’t give a super cute cat that name. The name sounds way too similar to ‘Mai Ba’. (The type of person who always hogs the microphone at a karaoke).

“Can’t we call it Mimi?” The class leader tried to discuss with Ai Mi.

“Hey! I can’t believe you would come up with such a vulgar name!” Ai Mi pointed at the class leader and asked, “Don’t you know that Mimi refers to breasts?”

“Then it’s okay to call it Xiao Hua…”

“Uncouth!” Ai Mi rejected it without hesitation, “I was the one who took in the stray cat, so now it’s my cat! It doesn’t matter if its name is Mi Ba, I could even call it super overlord man!”

Isn’t that the Taiwanese translation for ultraman? Why not just directly call it ultraman?

“Um… then you might as well call it Mi Ba…” The class leader looked out the window at the tabby cat with an apologetic gaze.

“There’s nothing special about a maid outfit!” Winnie came over and patted the class leader’s shoulder to persuade her, “Isn’t it just a black dress and a white apron? It’s not like it’s a bikini! As long as you put it on, you can play with the cat and dog!”

“No, a maid outfit isn’t an ordinary outfit! It’s a magical outfit that can turn a person into a maid both physically and mentally!”

Xiao Qin, who put on a maid uniform for the first time, expressed her thoughts in a serious manner.

“Even I want to take care of people… Miss Ai Mi, do you need anything? Do you want me to go to the kitchen and get you something to eat?”

“I don’t want to eat anything right now.” Ai Mi replied as a master. Xiao Qin’s acting as a maid was very helpful to Ai Mi. Although she didn’t admit it, you could see it on her face.

“Hey, Xiao Qin, why are you causing trouble!” Winnie complained, “I’m trying to persuade the class leader to wear a maid outfit! If you wear a maid outfit, you can play with the cat and dog, and you can also improve your relationship with Miss Ai Mi. Then everyone will be happy!”

“Actually, it’s okay if the class leader doesn’t wear a maid uniform…” Xiao Qin replied with a smile, “Ye Lin should be satisfied after seeing my maid uniform, right?”

“What does it have to do with Ye Lin! The class leader wants to play with the cat and dog, not Ye Lin!”

“I want to play with Ye Lin classmate though…” Xiao Qin muttered.

Under Ai Mi’s order, 004 and 005 opened the window and passed Obama and Mi Ba in through the window. They asked Xiao Qin to take them, so that they could fulfill Ai Mi’s promise, “You can play with the cat and dog if you wear a maid uniform.”

Obama was a little afraid of Xiao Qin. If Xiao Qin’s face darkens, then he will immediately turn around and run away.

At this moment, Xiao Qin, who was wearing a maid outfit, smiled very gently. She squatted on the ground and carefully held the hem of her skirt an her knees to prevent herself from exposing herself. She then reached out to stroke Obama’s head.

“Be good, if it’s not the end of the world, then Ye Lin classmate and I won’t eat you as a food reserve.”

In your eyes, is Obama equivalent to a food reserve? Is it because he’s fat, so he can only be used as reserve food? Obama is looking at you with eyes of protest!

After being bitten by a snake, Obama’s swollen mouth was quite cute, and Xiao Qin couldn’t help but poke his face a few times with her fingers.

After Dr. Yu’s diagnosis and treatment, Obama’s swollen mouth no longer hurts, but it was still itchy. Xiao Qin’s poking helped Obama scratch the itch, so he didn’t avoid it, but only squinted his eyes and allowed Xiao Qin to poke him obediently.

The class leader saw Xiao Qin having a great time playing with the dog and looked quite envious.

In addition to Obama, the small tabby cat named ‘Mi Ba’ also went up to Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin might not like dogs a lot, but she was very friendly towards cats. Cats can also sense it, so they go up to her themselves.

“Hello, Mi Ba!” Xiao Qin giggled as she reached out and scratched the cat’s chin. Most cats will close their eyes in comfort and enjoy the service when people scratch their chins —— Mi Ba was no exception.

Xiao Qin had one cat in one hand and one dog in the other hand. It was as if Xiao Qin was able to achieve something that the class leader has never even done in her dreams. Although the class leader forced herself to stay composed, I could feel that she was so envious that she was going to cry.

“Winnie, you can also go play since you’re wearing a maid’s outfit!” Ai Mi shouted at Winnie in order to further pressure the class leader.

“Alright!” Winnie jumped up in joy, then ran next to Xiao Qin and began playing with the animals.

Since 004 and 005 completed their missions, they each closed the window in front of them, then bowed to Ai Mi and left.

“Is it a male or a female?” Winnie flipped the kitten over and looked carefully between its legs.

“It’s a male cat! He’s a male just like Obama! Now you don’t have to worry about incestuous love between different species!” Winnie said with confidence after confirming Mi Ba’s gender.

That’s hard to say. Is it safe even if you’re the same gender these days? Moreover, if humans can fall in love with aliens, then would it be that strange for a male cat and a male dog to have a relationship?

“Ai Mi, I can also play with them too, right?” I asked, and then walked towards the cat and dog amusement park before Ai Mi agreed.

“You can’t!!” Ai Mi shouted at me, “Today’s rule is: only people wearing maid outfits can play with my cat and dog! If you want to play with them, then put on a maid outfit!”

“Are you kidding me…”

“Lin.” Peng TouSi’s voice was heard from outside the door, “I actually asked the tailor to prepare a maid outfit that matches your size…”