I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 827: Master-Servant Pledge

Surprisingly, Ai Mi actually won the LOL ranked game with her feet.

She actually won while sitting in a sunbathing positing and drinking blueberry juice.

It was an easy and clean win as the other team was beaten in all three lanes and they surrendered within 20 minutes.

It was a bronze ranked match, so the overall strength of the enemy team wasn’t as good. Someone like “Zhe Bie is a SB” was a minority.

The reason why they were able to win so easily and effortlessly was mainly because Ai Mi wasn’t used to using her feet. She stayed at base and wandered around aimlessly for 10 minutes and wasn’t able to make it out.

She was a huge help by not causing trouble at the frontlines. Also, she wasn’t going to get attacked at her own base, so the team didn’t have to protect her. Winnie, Fan Chuan, and the other team members were able to 4v5 without any worries and easily claim victory.

“Did you guys intentionally create alts to stomp noobs?”

The Master Yi, who was killed so many times by Fan Chuan, asked helplessly at the 18 minute mark.

I only recently learned that League of Legends allows you to speak to the enemy during a game, as long as you set the option in chat to “to all”.

Winnie and the other’s main account was at diamond, and Ren Peng was already a Challenger. It was basically a pubstomp when they played against bronzes.

However, since Ai Mi was the fifth player, everyone else was always tired from constantly running around. Everyone would reserve their “flash” skill and other movement skills to protect Ai Mi. In order to protect Ai Mi, who kept charging straight into the enemy camp, they would have to run all over the place and barely be able to bring out 10% of their actual skills.

Something like getting a quick victory without have to protect Ai Mi when she runs around in the early stages of the game has never happened before and Winnie was moved to the point of crying.

“It doesn’t seem too difficult.” Fan Chuan, who was temporarily transferred from the second team to the first team, discussed with his teammates in a quiet voice.

It was his first time participating in a game with Ai Mi, so he hadn’t gone through a trial that was even more brutal than hell like the other members of the first team.

“It was thanks to Miss Ai Mi for not leaving the base for the first 10 minutes.” A high school player said, “Otherwise, she chose Teemo for this game, so we would have been exhausted to death trying to make sure Teemo doesn’t get killed.”

“How come Miss Ai Mi took so long to come to the frontlines? Didn’t she always rush out to the front immediately?”

“Tsk, don’t worry about the boss’ business, just be glad we were able to get a win. Miss Ai Mi was probably eating inside the throne room, so that’s why she didn’t leave the base for 10 minutes.”

Only I know that Ai Mi was familiarizing herself with the trackball during those 10 minutes.

To be exact, she was familiarizing herself with operating the trackball with her feet.

People often use the term “dexterous” to praise a girl’s intelligence. Ai Mi had never done any handicrafts, so I didn’t really feel that her hands were particularly dexterous, but her pair of small feet were really dozens of times more flexible than mine.

In just 10 minutes, she was able to use her toes to control Teemo’s movement, and even plant Teemo’s mushrooms. I wouldn’t have been able to get the same flexibility as Ai Mi’s feet with my clumsy toes, even if I practiced for a lifetime.

Ai Mi’s level of manipulating a trackball with her feet was probably not far off from that of someone who used a mouse for the first time.

“Huh, my feet are more flexible than I thought.” Ai Mi said triumphantly, “At this rate, I’ll be able to sign autographs for my fans with my feet in the future, and those lowly lolicons won’t even be worthy of my handwritten autographs…”

“No signing autographs with your feet.” I said, “Don’t you know that there’s a type of person who really likes feet, also known as a podophile. If you use your feet to sign autographs, it doesn’t matter if it was a live signing or not, it’ll only make them fantasize about you even more.”

Hearing me say that, Ai Mi took her feet off the trackball and kicked against the edge of the desk to make herself rotate towards me, just enough to point the bottom of her feet at me.

“Damn manservant, give me a foot massage, I’m exhausted from playing.”

She put her little white feet on my lap without asking for my permission.

The computer desk and chair were both warm white, but they weren’t as white as Ai Mi’s skin. Even when I observed Ai Mi’s calves at a close distance, I couldn’t find a single blemish that an ordinary person should have. It was just like white porcelain that came fresh out of the kiln. It was warm, smooth, and had a temperature that made people feel comfortable.

A siscon would tread on fire for their sister, so a foot massage would be nothing in comparison and I had no reason to refuse.

However, today’s situation was special. Ai Mi was only wearing a black semi-transparent nightgown and I didn’t even know if she was wearing underwear.

So I let Ai Mi’s legs rest perpendicular to my thighs so I could focus on the foot massage without worrying about anything being exposed.

But I could only massage Ai Mi’s feet with one hand in this position, much to her displeasure.

“Hey, how come your technique isn’t as good as my body massager, what’s the point of having you?”

“Nonsense, if a professional masseuse isn’t even as good as me, then shouldn’t she be fired?”

I added a bit more strength unconsciously and ended up hurting my sister.

“Ah, ah, gentler, are you trying to kill me?”

“How weak do you have to be to get killed by a foot massage?”

Midway through, Ai Mi had me pass her another drink and she used this opportunity to issue temporary standby instruction to the members outside the throne room.

As I gradually mastered the appropriate strength to use for the massage, Ai Mi’s eyes narrowed like a cat as she began to feel comfortable.

As I massaged Ai Mi’s right foot, she curled the five toes in her left foot mischievously, as if she was waving to me.

“Damn manservant, you’re actually a podophile too, aren’t you.”

Ai Mi reclined on her throne and used one arm to support her head. She asked me mischievously as she swapped her legs around, but they still remained over my thighs.

“The throne room is soundproof, isn’t it.” I saw that no one outside, including Winnie, had noticed the commotion inside and were moving around freely. Winnie was even doing radio gymnastics.

“Since they can’t hear what we’re saying, you should call me brother.”

The throne room wasn’t big, but there was a door behind us that led to a dedicated bathroom. Of course, Ai Mi couldn’t possibly share the bathroom with the other members. The throne room was a completely different world, it was a place where you were self-sufficient, it even had an independent air conditioning system.

“Hmph, as long as you answer my question, I could call you brother.”

Ai Mi used her free hand to play with her blonde ponytail, letting her hair flow out of her palm.

“Brother, you’re a podophile, aren’t you.”

“Nonsense.” I was a bit annoyed and stopped the foot massage, “Feet are simply tools for walking, what’s there to like about them.”

“Is that right.” Ai Mi giggled for a bit before raising a foot up to a height where it almost touched my chin.

“Don’t you want to lick it.”

“Is that any way to talk to your brother?” I glared at her and used a tone where it was obvious that I was reprimanding her.

Ai Mi, however, laughed even more cheerfully and said with a smile on her face, “Are you mad because I forgot to call you brother? I’ll correct myself.”

After clearing her throat, Ai Mi asked me:

“Brother, don’t you want to lick my feet.”

“Hey, am I that much of a pervert in your eyes? What makes you think I’m a podophile? Even if I’m a podophile, it doesn’t necessarily mean I like licking girls’ feet.”

“Brother has seen my breasts.” Ai Mi suddenly said.

“What, don’t be ridiculous, when have I seen your breasts?”

“Wow, so you don’t even remember.” Ai Mi said slightly displeased, “I let you see my breasts when you protected me on the pedestrian street and ended up being crushed under a tree. How dare you say that you didn’t see them.”

Ah, I almost forgot about that. At that time, Ai Mi mistakenly thought that I was seriously injured and might die soon, so she showed me a little bit of her chest and promised to “give me a kiss if I survive”, in an attempt to arouse my desire for life.

Although it was raining heavily and I was intentionally averting my gaze, technically, I still saw it.

“Um… back then you didn’t know I was your brother, so this whole thing was a misunderstanding…”

“Stop making excuses.” Ai Mi was being very overbearing, “Anyway, you saw your sister’s boobs, and I didn’t know about our relationship, so it’s your fault for keeping it a secret from me. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to say that it was you who planned everything out to see your sister’s breasts, and in the end, you got what you wanted.”

“Who conducted the plan to see my sister’s breasts? I almost lost my life, you’re being unreasonable.”

I retorted while grabbing Ai Mi’s ankle that reached near my chin.

After being grabbed, Ai Mi didn’t admit defeat. She flexed her toes like she was trying to tickle my face.

“Hmph, you called me vulgar for only saying a few words in the elevator. Aren’t you the vulgar one who has seen his own sister’s boobs, so do you really have the right to say that about me.”

“In any case, I won’t do anything with you that’s out of line from a normal brother-sister relationship, so just forget it”

“Why does it have to conform to a brother-sister relationship.” Ai Mi frowned, “Isn’t it quite good to have a master and servant relationship? You should kiss my feet to show your loyalty to me as your master. If you’re willing to kneel and swear your allegiance, then you might be able to see something good from that angle…”