I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 778: Hello Everyone At Home

From an objective point of view, I was the one who indirectly called the American protest group over. Kyle, who knew Chinese, and led the group also played a vital role, but I just didn’t have a favorable impression of him.

Kyle was the male lead of the ‘Legend of the Magic Cauldron’ and Ai Mi was the female lead. While the two of them were in different factions in season one and didn’t really meet many times, they will definitely have more scenes together in season two and Kyle can overtly take advantage of my sister.

Die! I hope you never have seasoning packets when you eat instant ramen, and that the ring tab is always missing when you buy a can, and that you’re always missing a straw when you buy milk tea… basically I hope you always have bad luck.

For some reason, I just get annoyed whenever I see him. I think about the motorcycle he always rides whenever I see him, then I think about the Swiss Army knife that’s in my pocket. If I naturally associate the motorcycle with the knife, then I really want to run to his motorcycle and give it some scratches, then let out some of the air in the tires.

Those are the actions of a sleazy lowlife! Why would a Spartan like me have those kinds of thoughts? It must be because Kyle did something wrong, it must be his fault. Kyle must have done other bad things other than making the Yutu lunar rover fail.

The reason why Auntie Ren had a miscarriage was also because of Kyle. In the early stages of Auntie Ren’s pregnancy, she made Kyle hit her abdomen once as a demonstration. Auntie Ren was able to dissipate the force of Kyle’s punch, but it still affected the fetus and caused her to immediately run to a nearby lawn and vomit.

That must be the reason why I don’t like Kyle. He’s a bad person. He’s a bad person who caused my younger sister (or younger brother) to die. I’m going to stab a voodoo doll of you. I’m going to put thumbtacks in your shoes. I’m going to put your personal information on gay sites, so you will get butt fucked by homosexuals.

The worst part was even though Kyle committed all those evil deeds, he still pretends to be a good person and always greets me cordially when we meet.

“Ye Lin, wee meet again, you look cool with those sunglasses. Why aren’t you vith Madam Ren’s daughter?”

“It’s none of your business.” I glared at him, “A bad person like you won’t have a good ending.”

Then I called out to the class leader and Winnie and told them to follow me to the other side of the plaza so we could get as far away as possible from the evil Kyle.

Kyle was left there as he scratched his head in confusion.

He was quite good at acting as a good person. No wonder the FBI didn’t find out you were the real mastermind of 911, nor do they know you were the one who killed Lincoln.

Also, the female lead of Inception coming out of the closet, Wang Feng not being able to make headlines, the Xinjiang Earthquake, the 91 year old former president of Poland being caught having an affair… it’s all your fault.

Stay away from my sister or I’ll expose your crimes to the world. Basically, I won’t forgive you.

Besides Kyle, the other American volunteers still deserve thanks. At least because of their presence, the class leader was spared the trouble of being taken to the police station for questioning. Ma HuiYu also played an important role in this, it seems that she took the responsibility of the injury the class leader caused, plus the class leader was a minor, so it wasn’t really a big problem.

“Shu Sha, you’ve made major contributions. Who cares if you knocked out the front teeth of some sleazy lowlife, I’ll help you deal with it.” Ma HuiYu came to tell the class leader after talking with some police officers.

“That’s right, we still need you guys as volunteers in the future!” The rich woman added, “If the Luo family demands compensation, then I’ll take care of it for you. If there are dogs in trouble in the future, we will need you to came with us to beat the bad guys!”

The class leader first expressed her thanks to both of them, then said apologetically:

“I’m sorry, I probably won’t participate in these events anymore… I don’t think it’s the best way to handle it, and we will also cause a lot of trouble to other people on the highway…”

“How could you give up so easily?” The rich woman said, “You have great eyes, you’re smart, and you can become an established member among the volunteers.”

I stepped forward and spoke for the class leader: “Um… school is going to start in 10 days. We’re going to have high school entrance exams soon, so I’m afraid our class leader won’t have any time to participate…”

The class leader sent me a thankful gaze. I know the reason she didn’t want to participate wasn’t simply because of school.

“If that’s the case, Xu-jie, we shouldn’t force her.” Ma HuiYu seemed to know what the class leader was thinking and was a bit disappointed, but she still said:

“Students should focus on academics, but you should check out the volunteer discussion boards if you have time. We will still have the chance to meet again if you volunteer often at the pet hospital.”

The class leader once again said her thanks to Ma HuiYu and the others, but she didn’t stay behind at the service stop like Xiao Ding to take care of the dogs, and instead headed back to the city with me.

“Shu Sha, you can leave first.” Xiao Ding said, “If you stay, the dogs and cats will treat you…”

Only dogs and cats that are very sick will let the class leader touch them. If the class leader took care of them by force, it might actually increase their chances of death.

While Ma HuiYu and the class leader were talking, Winnie couldn’t stay still anymore and voluntarily accepted an interview from Zhao Yao.

After Zhao Yao was banished from the area by the police, he couldn’t find a suitable interview target, so he was glad Winnie voluntarily approached him.

“May I ask if you’re a volunteer who came to save the dogs? Are you satisfied with how the police handled the situation?”

Winnie was chewing a willow leaf she picked up. She was very happy she had a chance to appear on TV.

“I’m satisfied. It was the first time I personally saw the anti-riot police, so it was very fun…”

“Don’t you think it was too exaggerated to send out the anti-riot police? Don’t you think it’s an embodiment of a dictatorship?”

“A change of career?” Winnie didn’t hear the question clearly and blinked in confusion, “Can anti-riot police change careers easily?”

“I’m talking about their ranking…”

“In a lot of games, you can only change jobs after level 18. After you change jobs, you still have to run a lot of errand quests and whatnot…”

“What are you talking about…” It was clear Zhao Yao wasn’t well-versed in games.

“Ah, sorry, I went off topic.” Winnie apologized, “I’ll say something about the dogs since it wasn’t easy to get on TV.”

She held up peace signs at the camera, then smiled and revealed her canine teeth.

Zhao Yao wiped the sweat off his forehead as he endured his swollen cheeks. His questions weren’t as crafty as before due to his face injury.

“Earlier some of the volunteers were shouting ‘a dog’s head for a person’s head’ or ‘a dog’s life for a person’s life’, do you support those statements?”

“No.” Winnie said seriously, “How can people be worth the same as dogs? I heard Tibetan Mastiffs can go for hundreds of thousands of dollars, but no one is willing to buy me for hundreds of thousands…”

Zhao Yao was shocked to the point he almost fell over. Winnie suddenly began to giggle, she scratched the band-aid on her nose and said:

“Though there are times where dog heads are equal to human heads. For example the dog head in LOL, as long as you follow the minions and don’t take unnecessary fights, then you can save the world…”

Winnie was referring to Nasus from LOL. It was styled after the Egyptian Anubis, so its nickname was dog head. Zhao Yao never played online games before, so he had no idea what Winnie was talking about.

But she definitely ran off topic. He never expected to meet a rival in his area of expertise.

“Can we not talk about online games anymore?” Zhao Yao was almost begging her, “Can you talk about your views on the systemic problem from earlier?”

Winnie didn’t even hear the question clearly before responding:

“Alright, I won’t talk about it anymore. Anyways, the problem is that vamp for ranged champions got nerfed. Let’s use Doran’s blade as an example, why does it recover 5 health for melee champion, but only 3 health for ranged champions? It used to recover the same amounts!”

“…”

“Also, the maw was also nerfed. It was hard enough to have someone in our team who excelled at maw, but now they have to train a different champion.”

“It was enough to nerf Irelia, why did they have to nerf other ones? Luckily, the champion I’m good at hasn’t been nerfed yet…”

“I also want to say the specifications required for mobile games is getting higher and higher. I hope these video game companies can take the low-end customers into consideration…”

“Speaking of which, Dr. Yu promised to upgrade my phone., but I got busy and forgot about it. After my phone upgrade, I should be able to play all kinds of high-end games, right? I’ll be a high-end customer in the future, so screw the low-end customers.”

“Ah, I think I also forgot something else, I still haven’t finished my summer homework. But there are still 10 days before school starts, but there’s still enough time if I wait until two days before…”

“Oh right, what were you asking me? I think you asked if Irelia should be nerfed or not? Hey, reporter, what’s wrong? Why are you kneeling down on the ground?”

Zhao Yao was already mad for being slapped twice today, but now he almost fainted because of Winnie.

The cameraman quickly said: “Zhao Yao, what’s wrong? Hold on, I’ll go get a doctor…”

“Don’t get a doctor.”

He said to the cameraman while kneeling on the ground:

“Hit me, let everyone see how a professional reporter sacrifices himself… Go back and tell the station manager I was beaten to death by the anti-riot police. I have to create news even if I die…”