I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 602: Plane, Plane

“You lied! What is this dumb magic trick, didn’t I still get wet?” Xiong YaoYue still didn’t quite catch on yet.

Seeing Xiong YaoYue’s intelligence was already at the point of no return, Xiao Qin gave up on her and walked away with her face covered.

Before she left, she glared at Eunuch Cao to tell him to not go overboard with his pranks.

Eunuch Cao nodded and bowed at Xiao Qin as if he was sending off the queen.

Then he turned around and wanted to slip away from right in front of Xiong YaoYue.

“Hold it.” Xiong YaoYue grabbed onto Eunuch Cao’s collar, “You got my clothes wet and now you just want to leave?”

Eunuch Cao side glanced at Xiong YaoYue’s wet chest and said: “It’s clearly dry. Winnie, are you hallucinating after you ate those purple berries?”

Xiong YaoYue froze, then reached down to feel her clothes. She even reached in under her collar to feel inside and make sure, before she said:

“Don’t try to trick me, how am I hallucinating when I’m this wet? Do you honestly want me to believe that I’m not wet? How dumb do you think I am?”

She said as she turned towards the class leader and the others around the BBQ grill to show off her chest.

“See, I’m wet, right?”

Eunuch Cao covered his mouth and snickered.

The class leader thought it was inappropriate for Xiong YaoYue to yell out ‘I’m wet, I’m wet’. Usually, Eunuch Cao would take advantage of the girls based on their wording, but Xiong YaoYue still hasn’t learned from experience.

But she did not say anything to stop it, but she did send me a glance as if defending Xiong YaoYue was a part of my duty.

I guess she’s not wrong. In the end, Eunuch Cao was my disciple and it was my job to pull in his reins, that’s what I thought as I walked towards him.

Eunuch Cao shrank back in fear when he saw me coming. He quickly pulled out ten dollars from his wallet and gave it to Xiong YaoYue.

“I lost the bet, this is yours.”

“That sounds better.” Xiong YaoYue happily took the cash.

It must have been uncomfortable with the chest area soaking wet. But Xiong YaoYue stood at the center of the camp while pulling at her shirt accentuating the shape of her breasts even more.

A third of the boys pretended to be working, but they were sneaking glances at Xiong YaoYue with their peripheral vision.

“I might have won ten dollars, but it’s really sticky.” Xiong YaoYue walked to me and complained “If I had known, I wouldn’t have worn the sports bra…”

Did you forget my sexual orientation again? Don’t tell me about how you want to go bra-less. Besides, if you didn’t wear the sports bra, wouldn’t there be two points sticking out right now?

Everyone was disgusted when they saw Eunuch Cao’s two points sticking out, but it would be a decency issue if hers was sticking out. A lot of boys will sneak glances at you and accidents will happen.

Look, Sun Yu just burned his hand on the tongs and he’s grimacing in pain, it’s wonderful!

What, you want to know why I’m taking delight in his misfortune? Did you forget how Sun Yu was a part of the class basketball team but all he did was fool around with the school doctor Chen YingRan? He barely even played at all, but after our class took the victory, he brought up the Fu Yan Jie bet and made Niu ShiLi and I both suffer.

It would be good for a despicable person like him to suffer a bit.

“Class leader.” Xiong YaoYue ran to the class leader who was adjusting the height of one of the grills.

“What is it?”

“It’s not a big problem… but I fell too uncomfortable with my wet bra. Can you let me take it off and dry it over the grill with the fork…”

The people nearby were all stunned.

The multi-function fork is a place to roast chicken, not to hang your clothes!

If you hang your sports bra on it, one, it would be an eyesore, two, the water inside the bra will drip down and become seasoning for the skewers that’s being grilled under it!

A young girl’s sports bra will absolutely be full of youthful sweat. If that’s the case, will the grilled skewers out have a hint of colostrum flavor?

The class leader shooed Xiong YaoYue away with her hands, “I can’t let you use the grills. Dry it yourself by rubbing it on your body.”

“Then what if I catch a cold?” Xiong YaoYue tried to win sympathy by rubbing her hands on her shoulders and shivering.

“Have you ever caught a cold since we started middle school?” The class leader replied.

“That’s true…” Xiong YaoYue snapped out of it and tip toed away.

She then found the direction the sun was facing. She stood on top of the large rock Niu ShiLi and I moved away and treated her chest as a solar panel as she kept it faced towards the sun.

“The class leader is being petty, so I will just roast it dry myself.”

Maybe she was bored standing still, but she quickly spread out her arms out wide. I have no idea if she was trying to mimic Titanic or Brazil’s Christ the Redeemer.

Xiao Qin was currently with the other girls and putting the food onto skewers by the brook.

Xiao Qin was willing to work because she thinks it could help her cooking skills and she could keep an eye on the seafood.

Every time their hands was covered with blood or grease, they would wash them in the brook. Although the class leader stressed they should fill up a basin with water to wash their hands, then pour it under a tree, not many girls followed it.

I just hope the people who live downstream don’t mind it.

“Ouch.”

Gong CaiCai didn’t just want to to sit around. But when she was making her first skewer, she accidentally stabbed her finger with the metal skewer.

“Big boobs and no brain~? Bimbo~? Super dumb~? Ultra stupid~?”

Xiao Qin sang those words to the tune of a kid’s song while she was washing her hands in the brook.

Stop making fun of her! Gong CaiCai might be a bit clumsy, but at least she gets better grades than you. She just has no athletic ability.

“Don’t panic, wash your wound in the water first.” Little Smart said, “The class leader brought a medicine kit, I’ll go get the disinfectant and bandages.”

Gong CaiCai was about to stick her thumb in the water before Xiao Qin rudely stopped her:

“What a nuisance. You’re not helping at all, so can’t you wash your wound somewhere else?”

Then she chased Gong CaiCai like she was a chicken and drove her closer to the source. Gong CaiCai felt wronged, but she didn’t dare say anything.

But I don’t think Xiao Qin was wrong.

On the surface, it looks like Xiao Qin was bullying Gong CaiCai. But in reality, she wanted Gong CaiCai to go upstream to wash her wound. That way, the blood and oils from the food wouldn’t flow downstream and possibly infect Gong CaiCai’s wound.

After Gong CaiCai washed her wound and when she saw the oil floating on the surface of the stream, she seemed to realize this and thanked Xiao Qin:

“Um… Xiao Qin classmate, so you did that for me, thank you…”

“Who did it for you? Stop giving us more trouble.” Xiao Qin focused on skewering some squid.

“I… I’m really not very handy, I envy how Xiao Qin classmate can skewer food so fast. I feel like someone as clumsy as me will always be disliked by future in-laws…”

Gong CaiCai looked a little discouraged as she said while looking at her injured thumb.

“Stop trying to act cute.” Xiao Qin furiously skewered another squid, “Do you even need to do anything with those large breasts? You don’t even need to use the kitchen since your husband would be satisfied with eating takeout and you everyday.”

Gong CaiCai’s face immediately turned red, “No way… and the class leader said that takeout is not sanitary enough… anyway, thank you Xiao Qin classmate…”

“Hmph, if you really want to thank me, tell me the secret to getting larger breasts.”

“There is no such thing… please, please don’t stare at me with those eyes, there really is no secret, umm… how about I tell you about the law of attraction that can make your wishes come true…”

She’s actually preaching to Xiao Qin now! She even spoke to Xiao Qin for so long, so Gong CaiCai indeed become braver because of the influence of the Happy Science cult. But in the end, they are still an evil cult and you will eventually end up in tears.

Little Smart came back carrying a med kit and Gong CaiCai lost the opportunity to preach to Xiao Qin.

Everyone was looking for work to do, so I, as the PE committee member and temporary safety committee member, didn’t want to just sit around. I walked back to the camp and looked for a place where my strength would be needed.

Xiong YaoYue, who was still standing on the rock with her arms spread out, suddenly yelled: “Look, it’s a plane.”

That’s an old trick that’s been used over 100 years, I’m not going to fall for it. I came to the special education school multiple times and I’ve never seen a plane pass over even once because planes don’t usually head this way.

Xiong YaoYue saw that I didn’t believe her, so she desperately used her chin to indicate that there was something in the skies. The reason she didn’t use her fingers was because she really treated herself as a statue.

If she really was a statue, then you wouldn’t move your chin either, please be a bit more professional.

The students raised their heads in succession, they looked at the direction Xiong YaoYue’s chin was pointing and began shouting.

“A helicopter. A helicopter’s flying by.”

“It’s coming down, is it going to stop here?”

“Ah, the door opened. It looks like someone’s standing there.”

I squinted my eyes and looked up and saw a medium-sized helicopter with a white fuselage and black tail hovering in the sky. The door was open, a slender figure was being held by a bodyguard. Her twin ponytails fluttering wildly in the wind, and she held up a megaphone and shouted:

“Damn manservant, did you think you can have all this fun by yourself?”