I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 555: Ai Mi’s Plan

After changing into the Qing Zi Academy and wearing a pair of sunglasses to hide my face, I infiltrated Qing Zi Academy for the nth time.

I suspect anyone of a similar age could just wear a uniform and act like a rich kid, then the security guards at Qing Zi Academy wouldn’t stop you, probably because they didn’t want to cause any trouble.

As I approached the VIP building, I found 004 and 005 bored out of their minds and trying to train Obama to go through rings. Of course, they failed spectacularly.

Peng TouSi was standing guard outside room 101. When he saw me, he made a shush motion with his finger, then quietly whispered:

“Miss Ai Mi is not feeling well today, so don’t make her angry.”

I was stunned, “What’s wrong?”

Peng TouSi smiled bitterly, “It’s nothing serious, it’s just menstrual cramps.”

Eh, so Ai Mi also gets menstrual cramps? I didn’t even know about it, maybe because I never realized my sister was also a woman. So she also has a time every month where she feels uncomfortable.

“It’s usually not serious.” Peng TouSi continued to explain, “It’s just this month, Miss Ai Mi ate too much ice cream in secret, now she has menstrual pain.”

So that’s how it is, if Ai Mi felt pain like Xiao Qin, then I really wouldn’t know how to comfort her.

The girls around me can be divided into the following categories based on the degree of menstrual pain they feel:

1. “Almost no pain”, someone like the class leader, but she gets a bit more irritable during that time.

2. “No pain at all”, represented by Xiong YaoYue, who runs around as usual during her period, with no abnormalities other than bleeding.

3. “It hurts every time”, represented by Xiao Qin. She would be in so much pain she has to miss classes every timer her period comes around.

4. “Occasional pain”, represented by Ai Mi, if you eat cold foods at the wrong time or catch a cold, then she would have similar symptoms to Xiao Qin, which was the case today.

As for Gong CaiCai’s, I have to leave her information blank for now, but I think knowing the information above is already too perverted.

After opening the door, there was no one in the living room, Ai Mi was lying face down on her bed in her bedroom.

It might be because she had just done calisthenics, so she was still wearing a tight sports top that revealed her shoulders.

I walked over softly and sat on the edge of her bed. She remained in the same position, but turned her head sideways, opened her eyes, and looked at me with her eyes brimming with tears.

“Damn manservant, what took you so long?”

“Hey, didn’t we agree to call me brother when we’re alone.”

I pretended to be a little angry and reminded her.

“Fine, I’ll call you brother, what’s the big deal.”

Ai Mi angrily turned her face away from me, then thought for a moment and looked back at me.

“Useless brother, give me your hand.”

What, do you want your brother to pat your head and make you feel better? I guess you really love to be pampered, of course I will grant your wish.

As a result, I gently patted the top of Ai Mi’s head twice, then she ordered:

“Not there, further down.”

Anything below that is your face. Do you want your brother to touch your face? Not that it matters….

However, after I lowered my hand, Ai Mi suddenly opened her mouth and bit onto my hand like a ferocious little cat.

“Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?”

“My stomach hurts.”

“I know you have a tummy ache, but why are you biting my hand?”

Ai Mi used her elbow to hold my hand down to prevent me from escaping while she was talking.

“If you know I have a stomachache, why didn’t you offer your hand for me to bite?”

“Does biting my hand relieve your pain?”

“No, but I like it.”

I had no choice but to offer my hand for her bite. Due to the way I was sitting, it was my left hand being ravaged by her pearly whites. Fortunately, I have been preoccupied lately, so I’ve gone many days without jerking off.

Anyway, if things go wrong, I’ll soon be imprisoned. I wouldn’t even get a chance for my sister to bite my hand even if I wanted it.

But Ai Mi, take it easy, this is your brother’s hand, not pig trotters.

Ai Mi was not satisfied seeing me frown because of the pain: “You’re not allowed to have an opinion, because this is what brothers are for.”

In order to divert her attention, I mentioned to Ai Mi about how she sent Xiong YaoYue to film me and Xiao Qin’s date.

“That um…” Ai Mi said while gnawing on my left hand, “Stupid manservant… no, my stupid brother must be being blackmailed by the violent girl, so he was forced to go on a date with her. I wanted to prevent that from happening.”

Xiao Qin did indeed capture Optimus Prime and my Swiss army knife, but I wasn’t forced to go on a date with her on July 28th.

“You misunderstood, that day was Xiao Qin’s birthday, I thought you already knew? I’ll also come over and spend time with you on your birthday.”

Ai Mi’s face immediately looked as if I was bullying her.

“My birthday is April 1st, I don’t want you to come over and spend April Fool’s Day with me. Take this!”

“Awwww”, she bit my hand again.

Stop, that really hurts.

“Come back to America with me.” Ai Mi suddenly said in a rather melancholic tone.

“Huh.”

She stopped biting me and rested her chin on the back of my hand.

To be honest, I would rather her bite me than rest her pointed chin on my hand.

“Although Peng TouSi already repeatedly instructed me to not mention you to my mom, I always feel that any misunderstanding can be resolved as long as you meet mom in America.”

Ai Mi still didn’t understand how deep the conflict between me and Ai ShuQiao was, and she didn’t know that she had used as a killing tool by Ai ShuQiao’s. There was no longer any possibility of us reconciling as mother and son.

“Don’t mention this again.” I said, “In addition to forcing you to be an idol, your mother has done things that a mother should never do. I don’t want to see her, nor does she want to see me, not to mention…”

“Not to mention what.” Ai Mi blinked in confusion.

Not to mention that I will soon be in prison… those words never came out.

Actually, following Ai Mi to the United States was a reasonable choice. But that means I would be relying on Ai ShuQiao and I would rather die.

“Ai Mi.” I half-jokingly said, “If I committed a crime, such as murder, would you still recognize me as your brother?”

Ai Mi frowned strangely, “Who did you kill?”

“No one. I’m just randomly asking.”

“Well…” Ai Mi continued lying down in the same position with her pointed chin pressing against the back of my hand.

“Mom seems to have mentioned at one point: it doesn’t matter if you kill someone, the important thing is to not get caught…”

What is she teaching a child? Ai Mi’s outlook on life was so distorted, it’s fortunate that she was only a bit bad-tempered. If I was raised with the same education, I might have already turned into someone who kills for fun and uses their victims skull as a wine goblet.

“So, even if my idiot brother really killed someone, it’s no problem. My mom is very good at dealing with such things, so as long as I let her know…”

“I will never accept favors from her.” I said decisively and my loud voice startled Ai Mi.

“That’s true…” Ai Mi averted her gaze, “Mom abandoned you, so it makes sense that you hate her… then let’s not use my mom’s power. I will help you escape from punishment.”

Ai Mi’s eyes were shining as if she has determined that I was a murderer, and she will do her best to save me.

There might be something wrong with her values, but I was still touched.

“You won’t be able to get a visa if you committed murder, so you will have to smuggle out of the country.”

So I still have to leave the country? I guess I have to smuggle into a country that doesn’t have diplomatic relations with China, so that I can’t be extradited.

Ai Mi drew a virtual route on her sheets with her finger, “First we go to South Korea…”

“Hey hey, Korea has diplomatic relations with China. Shouldn’t we be going to some isolated island in the Pacific Ocean?”

“Brother is really stupid…” Ai Mi laughed mischievously, “Korea is just an intermediate stop. The purpose is to give you plastic surgery.”

So no one can recognize me? I have to say, it might not be my style, but it sounds quite feasible.

“After plastic surgery, we will use multiple fake identities to get from South Korea to another country. It will be a huge success, and you will also look better than before…”

I think the focus is wrong, you’re focusing more on the plastic surgery.

“But then again.” Ai Mi suddenly thought of something and perked her head up while grabbing my left hand.

“You won’t look good even if you get plastic surgery. It would be difficult to look for a job in an unfamiliar country while worrying if your crimes will come to light…”

“Haha, after all is said and done, you still need your sister to support you.”

Ai Mi said, as if forgetting her abdominal pain, she cheerfully wiggled both her feet.

Who wants to rely on their sisters to survive, don’t humiliate me. I’m a little moved, but I absolutely must reject it. Besides, relying on Ai Mi is the same as relying on Ai ShuQiao, since Ai Mi isn’t financially independent.

“Why are you looking down on me.” Ai Mi retorted when she heard me say she was dependent on her mom, “Although my mom handles most of my contracts, it’s not like I can’t make any decisions myself. For example, a few days ago, there was a Japanese manufacturer willing to pay a lot for me to make a photo album for them…”

Japanese manufacturers, why do I have a bad feeling.

“Of course, it’s a bit out of the norm, but at least it’s not managed by my mom. If I agreed, I could have earned a large sum of money not monitored by my mom…”

“How out of norm.” I asked warily.

“Oh, just a nude photo album.” Ai Mi casually replied.

It’s nude, but you’re saying ‘just a nude photo album’? Which Japanese company is this, I really want to hit their president.

The Japanese pedophiles love the “xx15 years old” or “xx13 years old” loli photo albums, so it wasn’t surprising they targeted the 12-year-old Ai Mi.

Director Cao, who worked with the Japanese before on an AV film, was a fanatical lolicon. He was willing to buy a signed pair of Ai Mi’s underwear for ¥20,000!

It’s normal for the Japanese to be perverted, but why didn’t Ai Mi seem offended? It’s a nude photo shoot, but why are you acting as if it’s not a big deal? At least act a little embarrassed about it.

“Only people who have no self-confidence will act embarrassed.”

Ai Mi made a fallacious argument with a serious expression.

“My body is perfect, from top to bottom. It’s not even too much to call it ‘divine’, so it doesn’t matter if I show it to people, I won’t feel shy at all.”

“It’s not like it’s something ugly and needs to be covered up…”

“Oh, if you want to see, as long as you sincerely bow down and beg me, I might even show you.”

How outrageous, why would I beg my own sister for that kind of thing.

“The main point is the funds obtained would not be monitored by mom, so I can use it however I please.”

“Whether it’s to help my idiot brother smuggle out of the country, or to take care of my idiot brother’s life in another country…”

“Since you don’t want my mom’s help, I’ll just help you with my own power…”

I felt Ai Mi would actually do what she says.

Absolutely not, even if I was sent to prison and had to pick up soap, I would never let my sister undress in front of a camera to help me escape.

The perverted Japanese or the lolicons will never be able to see my sister’s naked body.

I would never agree to rely on my sister’s nude photos to pay for my daily living expenses. I will die of shame as an older brother.

Although Ai Mi herself doesn’t care that someone will use her nude photos to jerk off, but I’m not used to it. If I see someone else in the other country using her photo album to jerk off, I might not be able to hold back and repeat my crime again.