I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 534 – Secret to Weight Loss

Even if my dad wasn’t on a business trip, I don’t think it would be a good idea to call him for help.

If my dad found out I was staying with a female classmate, he would misunderstand even if the class leader didn’t have a guilty conscience. It will be hard to explain ourselves and my dad will wonder how I was raised into a playboy.

It might not be a good idea calling Shu Zhe either. First of all, Shu Zhe is definitely not Zhuang Ni’s opponent. Second of all, he was hoping I would sleep with my sister, so he might cause more trouble.

In any case, the class leader still gave Shu Zhe a call and told him to eat the leftovers from lunch. She also said she had to “spend the night at a classmate’s house”, so he should make sure the doors and windows are closed when he goes to sleep.

Shu Zhe didn’t really ask any more questions as if he was glad he was home alone. I reckon he was going to chat with Cilantro Buns again since the class leader wasn’t going home. Ever since Xiao Li broke up with him, he became more addicted to cross dressing. Money was no longer his only goal and he would get pleased every time someone called him beautiful.

To be honest, Xiao Qin was the best person to save us. She might even move the triads to dismantle the hotel.

“Ye Lin classmate actually booked a room with someone and it wasn’t with me!”

I’m afraid Xiao Qin will cry out as she kicks the door open.

So, it’s better not to contact Xiao Qin to prevent that from happening.

The class leader and I were stuck in a period of awkward silence.

The class leader suddenly received a call from Gong CaiCai that broke the silence.

“Cai Cai, Cai Cai, are you already home? Did Zhuang Ni do anything to you?”

The class leader asked in a hurry.

“Class leader… sorry for making you worry, it’s all my fault…”

Gong CaiCai apologized in a quiet voice.

“No, it’s not your fault, it was Zhuang Ni who forced you, right?”

“Zhuang Ni, she, she didn’t force me…”

“Even now, you’re still defending her.” The class leader clenched her fist in anger.

“Did Zhuang Ni hurt you?”

The class leader slightly softened her tone and asked Gong CaiCai more politely.

Girls love is the same as boys love, it’s split between mild and serious.

Mild girls love would be female friends crossing the lines driven by curiosity and would at most kiss and hug, but that’s it.

A serious case would be those same-sex marriages in Amsterdam. I also heard rumors where the ‘top’ would wear a ribbed condom on their index finger or middle finger to act as a substitute for a male’s thing.

Actually, our family’s online store has sold a lot of this stuff, I’ve even sold tools for more serious couples… just thinking about these items being used on Gong CaiCai makes me feel guilty.

I never expected Gong CaiCai to tell the class leader, “Zhuang Ni called me over to teach me tricks to lose weight…”

“Weight loss? But you’re not fat? And you don’t need to come to a hotel with Zhuang Ni to lose weight.”

“I’m sorry…” Gong CaiCai apologized again for some reason, “At first, my parents restricted me from eating sweets, but I couldn’t control myself ever since I ate cake with everyone on my birthday. I secretly went to a dessert store and bought a lot of sweets during the break… class leader, am I turning into a bad child?”

“Eating… sweets isn’t that big of a problem, right?” The class leader comforted Gong CaiCai and said, “I also sometimes eat a bit more than I should. Did you get a bit fatter from eating sweets and can’t fit into some of your pants anymore?”

I was sitting on the bed and had muted the TV. I couldn’t help but imagine a slightly fatter Gong CaiCai having trouble fastening her belt then falling down clumsily.

“Class leader, my… my weight did increase, but my waist didn’t get thicker…”

Eh, isn’t that a good thing? You can eat as much sweets as you want without gaining inches around your waist, that’s an unbelievable skill. There’s so many girls who would envy you, but why would you say it in a troubled tone?

“All my extra weight, all of it… went to my chest.”

It looks like Gong CaiCai took a lot of effort to make up her mind before she told the class leader.

“That, that’s not very serious, right?” The class leader didn’t know how to evaluate Gong CaiCai’s fat distribution system at the moment.

“Since Johnnie is very thin, I told her about my worries and asked how she keeps her weight down. She told me she had a secret method to lose weight and she would tell me if I listened to her…”

I think weight is sometimes determined genetically, so I don’t think Zhuang Ni had a secret method.

The class leader thought the same way.

“She could have told you on the phone, was there a need to book a hotel room?” The class leader said angrily, “If there was a secret, then I would like to hear it.”

Well that’s unexpected, so the class leader who has a perfect body also worries about her weight? Scientific American says that women always overestimate their weight by over six pounds while men always underestimate their weight by less than six pounds, so it turns out to be true.

Gong CaiCai mumbled: “It’s true… Zhuang Ni really has a secret… I’ve seen the effects after coming out a couple of times…”

“How exactly did she help you lose weight?” The class leader also got curious.

“It’s… massages are always mentioned on… weight loss commercials.” Gong CaiCai sincerely recommended to the class leader, “After we both take a shower together, I would lie down on my back on the bed and Zhuang Ni massaged the area of my body where I needed to lose weight… my chest…”

That’s already serious homosexual behavior, right? Zhuang Ni was able to satisfy both her eyes and hands while Gong CaiCai was completely oblivious. She was basically helping the scammer without even knowing she was being scammed.

Just imagining the two girls being naked and having flesh on flesh made me heat up. Zhuang Ni was also able to realize the dream of all the boys in 28 Middle, rubbing Gong CaiCai’s chest fiercely.

What’s even worse was that it happened right next door, just a few hours ago, less than fifteen meters away from me.

I’m going to have a nosebleed! I wasn’t joking, I actually had a nosebleed and the white sheets were covered with drops of my nose blood like rose petals.

The class leader was about to explode from anger and Gong CaiCai still said foolishly:

“My breasts felt hot when Zhuang Ni massaged my chest and my throat was also a little dry, but that should be a normal reaction to fat burn. If you want to lose weight, you could also let Zhuang Ni help you…”

“I don’t need… Zhuang Ni to do that kind of thing to me.” The class leader finally erupted, “You should also stop coming out with Zhuang Ni in the future. If you’re losing weight, it’s not because of Zhuang Ni, but because of all the walking you’re doing by coming here.”

“But, but I think the massage is effective.” Gong CaiCai said, “Although Zhuang Ni said she knows someone at the hotel, so she doesn’t have to pay, but I felt bad bothering them, so recently I’ve tried to massage myself but it wasn’t as effective…”

The class leader hung up after telling Gong CaiCai not to listen to Zhuang Ni and to stop her daily massages. The class leader was still angry, so she called Zhuang Ni and told her to stop harassing Gong CaiCai.

“How can you trick someone who has a pure heart like her, aren’t you her friend?”

The class leader questioned sternly.

“It’s exactly because she’s a friend that I can’t bear to see her fall into the hands of a man.” Zhuang Ni replied languidly, “Besides, class leader, you’re like me, someone who understands all the twisted truths in the world. How can you still maintain faith in human beings, I’m actually a little jealous of you…”

Zhuang Ni’s rare openness made the class leader stunned.

“That’s why I’m going to teach you a lesson.” In a flash, Zhuang Ni’s tone turned cruel again, “Let’s make it a bet. I’ll bet Ye Lin will do something what men always like to do to you tonight, but if he can hold back for one night, I’ll give up my improper thoughts for Gong Cai Cai. What do you think?”

“Really?” The class leader glanced at me with a stern gaze, as if threatening me not to cross the line.

“I won’t lie.” Zhuang Ni lightly laughed, “But you should remember to call me when Ye Lin shows his true form. I only want you to realize the ugliness of men. I would still prefer it if you would leave me your virginity…”

How can she give it to you? Is she going to give it to the condom on your finger? That would be too wasteful, right?

No, no, no, don’t misunderstand. I’m not saying I covet the class leader’s virginity, I’m just talking about it.

We already paid a one-night deposit anyway, so it would be a waste of money if we left without sleeping.