I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 516 – Seat Snatching

“Damn, is the underwear thief back?”

Xiong YaoYue rushed to the balcony to see what was going on. Gong CaiCai’s also stopped playing the violin for the time being, so everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The young girl who fell onto the balcony was clearly not the underwear thief. She was wearing finger gloves for better grip and she was also wearing a pair of warm socks.

Xiao Qin always made sure her lower extremities was warm when she had menstrual pains, plus she had a history of climbing buildings, so the one who was shot down by the terrifying violin sounds was without a doubt Xiao Qin.

Damn it, didn’t I tell you not to do anything dangerous. What would you have done if your hands slipped?

Xiong YaoYue turned Xiao Qin over and was shocked when she got a closer look at her face.

“Xiao Qin, why did you come in through the window?” Xiong YaoYue shook Xiao Qin, who was stunned by the horrible violin sounds, “I already noticed you were different during the volleyball game, could it be… your real identity is Spider-Man?”

Xiao Qin blinked after she became more clear-headed. She looked at Ai Mi who was sitting next to me and played dumb.

“Sorry, I got lost and accidentally stumbled in here. I had absolutely no intention of spying on Ye Lin classmate or anyone else…”

Would an ordinary person get lost and end up on the 8th floor? It’s obvious you came to spy on me and based on your expression I could tell you still have menstrual pain. That’s quite the dedication to follow me while bearing the pain.

Before I could speak, Ai Mi suddenly jumped up from the sofa. She ran a few steps and kicked towards Xiao Qin’s waist as hard as she could.

Of course, she didn’t hit because Xiao Qin nimbly avoided it and naturally used the momentum to stand up. Only after seeing everyone’s flabbergasted looks, she covered her forehead like she was exhausted.

After Ai Mi missed the blow, she stood opposite to Xiao Qin and said angrily: “Stop using getting lost as an excuse… my men have been lost many times, but none of them have ended up in front of the windows of a high-rise building. It’s so obvious you came to spy on the manservant, plus you weren’t even invited to the dairy cow’s birthday, so even if you are lost, you can leave now.”

I don’t think you received a direct invitation from Gong CaiCai anyway. Plus I don’t think it’s right constantly calling the host a dairy cow.

Xiao Qin was left speechless after being reprimanded by Ai Mi. She looked at Gong CaiCai with a pitiful expression.

Gong CaiCai, who was often bullied by Xiao Qin, couldn’t stop shaking as she wasn’t sure what Xiao Qin was going to do.

“Sob sob sob, I want to participate in Cai Cai’s birthday party too.”

Xiao Qin suddenly sat down and tears poured out as she rubbed her hands around her eyes.

“I also want to eat birthday cake, why didn’t you invite me~~~ aren’t we good friends~~~ I’m so sad.”

Whose your good friend? Are you the kind of good friend that threatens to flip up their skirt if they don’t let you copy their homework?

Gong CaiCai, who’s usually always crying, also can’t stand seeing others cry. After Xiao Qin cried for over ten seconds, Gong CaiCai mumbled:

“I… I originally intended on inviting more people, but my parents only let me invite a maximum of five people. Since we’re already over the limit, you can join in too… the more the merrier…”

“Thank you so much.” Xiao Qin immediately stopped crying and jumped up from the ground. She then looked at the vacant position beside me after Ai Mi left and headed over to sit down.

“Keep dreaming.” Ai Mi, who had seen through Xiao Qin, also ran back and tried to get back to her seat first.

Xiao Qin didn’t try her best since there were a lot of people around, which resulted in Ai Mi sitting on the sofa first. As if to declare ownership, she grabbed my left arm, just before she finished her sentence: “The manservant is my…”

She was sent flying by Xiao Qin’s butt.

I hurriedly wrapped my arms around Ai Mi’s slender waist to prevent her from falling down on the carpet. Ai Mi, who lost her spot, turned around and glared at Xiao Qin. She let out a low growl from her throat similar to that of an angry baby lion.

“How did you get in here?”

Loud Mouth and Little Smart were still confused as to how Xiao Qin had suddenly appeared outside the window.

“I said I was lost~” Xiao Qin said perfunctorily, and after a while she changed her tune, “Perhaps it was sleepwalking. A lot of people have abilities they don’t normally have when sleepwalking and it turns out I’m so powerful when I’m asleep, hahahahaha…”

“Nonsense.” Loud Mouth said, “I could only open the refrigerator to eat when I sleepwalk.”

At this time, the class leader came out of the kitchen and she asked Loud Mouth to keep an eye on the stove.

“Do I have to stir fry the food every couple of minutes?” Loud Mouth asked.

“No.” The class leader said, “It’s already cooking on low heat, you just have to block the entrance to prevent Winnie from going in and messing with it.”

The class leader glanced at Xiao Qin who was sitting beside me and she had a slight smirk. The class leader must have knew Xiao Qin used her martial arts skills to get outside the window.

“Don’t do this again.” The class leader said to Xiao Qin in a serious tone.

“Okay.” Xiao Qin raised one hand and promised, “I won’t sleepwalk anymore, I’ll make sure to tie myself up before I go to sleep. Of course, it would be even better if Ye Lin classmate ties me up…”

Xiong YaoYue ran over to the balcony and looked around like she was checking to see if Xiao Qin used any tools.

“Is it possible a window cleaner just passed by?” Xiong YaoYue asked herself.

“You’re hiding something from us.” Little Smart patted Xiao Qin’s shoulder with a serious expression, and then glanced at the violin that Gong CaiCai put back in the bedroom, “But good job, your appearance saved everyone.”

Ai Mi, who was robbed of her seat by Xiao Qin and was unwilling to sit anywhere else, suddenly had a strange idea to sit on my lap.

“What are you doing?” I exclaimed. Although my sister was as light as a feather, the intimate physical contact wasn’t something I was prepared for.

I could feel Ai Mi’s curves through her thin skirt and it felt criminal.

However, Ai Mi was unaware of my thoughts and treated my body as a “throne” to declare victory. She had a smug posture and looked down at Xiao Qin and said:

“When I need it, the manservant will act as my chair. You will always just have to be content sitting next to the manservant.”

I thought it was inappropriate, so I put my hands under Ai Mi’s armpits and tried to lift her off, but she turned around and glared at me fiercely. Xiao Qin also had an expression of “I’ll sit there as soon as she leaves,” so I gave up on my plan.

“That’s a goog relationship between cousins.” Little Smart said in admiration.

Ai Mi snorted, she didn’t bother correcting them anymore.

“They are not cousins…” Xiao Qin muttered quietly to herself as if she was also reminding me of my relationship with Ai Mi.

I understand without you needing to remind me. The evidence is that I didn’t pitch a tent even when her clothing is so thin. Especially when Ai Mi kept shifting around and grinding on top of my lap.

After 5 minutes of suffering, I felt like I was reaching my limits, so I hurriedly excused myself to the bathroom and let Ai Mi sit in my spot on the couch.

Gong CaiCai’s bathroom was large. The transparent glass surrounding the bathtub and sauna room all looked high, the tub at Xiao Qin’s place feels narrow in comparison.

Right after I walked out of the bathroom, Ai Mi was waiting for me outside.

She looked at me with a frustrated look and asked, “Are you not feeling well lately.”

I had a bad cold after the basketball tournament and later got drunk once, but overall I’m still quite healthy, why do you ask?

Ai Mi crossed her arms in front of her chest, “It’s so rude to have a cute girl sit on your lap and not react at all.”

Why would that be rude? Would it be polite if I pitched a tent, where did you even learn your manners?

“When I sat in Santa Claus’ lap at the mall when I was a kid, his stood up straight and saluted me. You’re a mere manservant, do you think you’re better than Santa Claus?”

Where did that pedophile Santa Claus come from? If I met him, I’ll make sure he couldn’t stand up again. I used a great deal of effort to suppress my reaction, but in the end was accused of having “no manners”. Ai Mi’s outlook on life has been corrupted, if I don’t correct it she would be hopeless.

When Xiao Qin was using the bathroom, the class leader and told everyone that Xiao Qin “suffers from severe androphobia. Although her body was fine, she occasionally loses control, so she can’t perform strenuous exercise”, which slightly reduced everyone’s doubts.

“That’s what I said. Xiao Qin’s mother is an MMA champion, how could she not inherit some martial arts skill.”

“Huh, I have a doubt.” Xiong YaoYue suddenly said, “If Xiao Qin has androphobia, why isn’t she afraid of Ye Lin?”

The class leader explained, “Because Xiao Qin and Ye Lin are childhood friends, so they’re used to it.”

“If you’re used to your childhood friends, there’s no reason to be afraid of other boys, right?” Little Smart pointed out.

The class leader frowned and coughed before saying, “It’s probably… probably because Ye Lin looked like a girl when he was a child, and Xiao Qin didn’t… realize.”

It was the complete opposite! The class leader completely sold me out in order to cover for Xiao Qin! Look at everyone’s expressions, even Gong CaiCai was curiously staring at my face wondering how I looked like a girl.

“It’s true.” The class leader emphasized, “I’ve seen the photos of Ye Lin when he was a child and he’s much better looking than now. He even… looked like a cross dresser.”

The girls laughed even harder.

Who’s a cross dresser? Your brother is going on dates dressed in women’s clothing, so you’re not qualified to say that about me!

Xiong YaoYue asked a serious question:

“Eh, then if Xiao Qin’s androphobia is that serious, then wouldn’t she only be able to marry Ye Lin?”