I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 491 – Cat Equipmen

“My mom won’t be back before 10pm tonight.”

Xiao Qin said to me as she was preparing dinner for me in the kitchen.

I checked my watch and it was only 6:20. Which meant I still had a bit over 3 hours of alone time with Xiao Qin.

But there was still a high chance of Auntie Ren coming home early.

“What’s Auntie Ren doing? Is she working overtime?”

“No, she went to visit a classmate.”

“Classmate?”

“Yeah.” Xiao Qin used her spatula and clumsily flipped around the chicken, “It’s my mom’s high school classmate, she’s now a gynecologist and she’s a bad person…”

“How can you say that about Auntie Ren’s classmate? If Auntie Ren went to her, then maybe she…”

I swallowed the rest of my words. Maybe Auntie Ren went to her gynecologist classmate to get an abortion and that’s not good news for my dad.

“She’s a bad person.” Xiao Qin pouted, “Do you remember when I stayed over at your house the night you agreed to be my girlfriend? My mom came over the next morning and suspected we did that, so she took me to her classmate’s place where I got tied me to medical stirrups to part my legs and gave me an embarrassing inspection.”

I do remember something like that happened. Now it was Auntie Ren’s time to be in the stirrups and I guess it would be her retribution.

“Ah!” Xiao Qin screamed out in shock.

“What happened?” I jumped up from the sofa and ran to the kitchen to check on her.

“It’s nothing…” Xiao Qin put the wok on the stove and covered a section of her thigh, “I, I got some hot oil on me…”

I already said your apron was too short and it’s nowhere as practical as the class leader’s apron since it barely covers your leg! Plus, when your cooking skills aren’t up to par, you would get burned sooner or later.

Xiao Qin endured the pain and wanted to keep frying the chicken, but I stopped her and turned off the gas. I pulled her to the sofa, so she could treat her injury.

“Where do you keep the band-aids?” I asked.

Xiao Qin was touched by my concern and she said with sparkling eyes: “I don’t need band-aids, I only need Ye Lin classmate to kiss my injury and it will heal instantly.”

She said as she lifted up her skirt to reveal the area of her thighs around the hem of the apron which had a small red spot that was burned by the oil.

My kiss doesn’t have healing abilities, it’s more likely to give you an infection!

As a teenage girl sitting so closely to a boy while lifting her skirt and closing your eyes… please don’t be so perverted, do you want me to be castrated by your dad?

I cooled myself off, “I can also make fried chicken. If you don’t want a band-aid, then wait here and I’ll cook.”

Xiao Qin said in a hurry: “No, I can’t let Ye Lin classmate cook for me. I’m going to go to my room to grab some equipment, then I won’t be afraid of getting burned.”

Equipment, do you think you’re playing an online game?

I followed her with my eyes as she went back to her room. She didn’t close the door and pulled something from her dresser and began wearing it on her bed.

It… it was a pair of white stockings! Is she using it to increase the defense around her legs?

But why are you making seductive poses when you’re wearing it? She even began groaning and grunting when the sock seemed to tight for her.

After Xiao Qin put on the stockings, she bounced up and down twice before walking towards me confidently.

“(*^__^*) Hehe… now I won’t be afraid of being hit by oil.”

The silk white stockings was thin in certain areas and I could make out the color of her skin.

For example, areas like Xiao Qin’s knees and heels combined with the stockings to make a cute light pink color.

I didn’t really notice those areas when she wasn’t wearing stockings, but why do I notice it more after she’s covered it? Why do I feel like I’m such a pervert?

“It seems like Ye Lin classmate really likes stockings.”

Xiao Qin stood in front of me with a smile.

“Nonsense.” I blushed and averted my gaze rather than admit it.

“Hehe, you actually haven’t seen the cutest part of these stockings.”

Where, I’ve already seen all around it.

Xiao Qin sat down on the sofa and proudly showed me the bottom of her feet.

“Do you see it~~~ the cutest part of these stockings is here meow.”

If you ask why Xiao Qin suddenly ended her sentence with a meow, it’s because there was a special design on the bottom of her feet.

On the bottom of her feet were pink cat paws. Xiao Qin even bent her toes to make the pattern move and make herself appear cuter.

Damn it, it’s clearly incomparable to the class leader’s elegant and seductive black stockings, but why does that cuteness make me want to touch it. It must be because I’m a person who loves animals.

In order to prevent Xiao Qin from getting carried away, I resisted the urge to touch the bottom of her feet. I only looked at them a couple more times before I went to the kitchen to fry some chicken to calm down.

Xiao Qin followed behind me like a tail and kept asking me questions:

“What do you think? How is it? Do I get any extra points?”

I kept my silence.

“I also bought a different pair of black stockings where the cuff is shaped like a cat’s tail. How about I wear it for you later?”

I still kept my silence.

“I also have a matching pair of long gloves where the palms also have a cat’s paw on it. I felt like I actually turned into a cat after I wore it.”

As always, I remained silent.

“Oh right, I also have a matching cat’s tail, but I never figured out how to wear it…”

Wait, that’s already outside the scope of being a normal outfit. Why does it sound like something we would sell in our family’s adult good shop? Any uniform that comes with a tail is always secured into the butt. It would be a big problem if Xiao Qin did figure out how to wear it.

“Damn it, where did you but those clothes?” I said angrily, “Throw the tail away. It would be bad if Auntie Ren found it.”

Xiao Qin blinked in confusion, “It was the first link that came up when I searched cat uniform. What’s wrong with a tail? Cats that don’t have tails don’t look good. Or do you not like tails because you think it would get in your way?”

“Throw it away immediately. If you don’t throw it away, then you can’t be my girlfriend anymore.”

I threw out my trump card.

“Okay…” Xiao Qin lowered her head and said: “But can I keep the stockings and gloves?”

“Yeah, you can keep those.” I had a strange feeling of expectation for some reason.

For dinner, we had the fried chicken Xiao Qin and I made together, along with a steamed egg custard that Xiao Qin made.

Xiao Qin also wanted to make a Beef Bourguignon, but I thought it would take too much time. If we took too long, then Auntie Ren might be back before I could get Brother Optimus Prime, so I stopped her.

To be honest, another reason was because she lacked the skills necessary to properly prepare that dish.

I already ate that dish prepared by a French chef at Ai Mi’s place, so no matter how hard Xiao Qin tries, it would never match up. So it would be better if we ate a simpler meal together.

As a certain philosopher once said, a simple life is a good life.

I felt a simple happiness as I ate the fried chicken and the steamed egg with rice.

As we were eating, Xiao Qin stepped on my feet.

Since Xiao Qin had carpet in her house, neither of us wore slippers. My athletic sock feet had intimate contact with her stocking feet.

It might be fueling Xiao Qin’s recklessness, but it’s really comfortable being rubbed by a girl’s feet and it’s hard for me to resist.

“Ye Lin classmate, does the steamed egg taste good? I was only able to make it after I failed 20 times.”

Xiao Qin asked in high spirits while rubbing my feet under the table, but she didn’t show it on her face.

“It’s okay.” I felt like ever since I almost pushed Xiao Qin down, I’ve been conceding to her more and more. I can’t let her take control since she was the one who bullied me first. If I’m too soft-hearted, it would go back to the old days and she will bully me as my girlfriend.

There are too many boyfriends being bullied by their girlfriends nowadays.

Thus I suddenly moved my left foot and clamped Xiao Qin’s feet between my left and right foot.

She was flustered for a bit, but she didn’t resist. It seems she enjoyed it as her cheeks turned red.

“Huh, why aren’t you eating?” As payback, I asked while pretending nothing was wrong.

Xiao Qin said bashfully: “Ye, Ye Lin classmate, it’s too tight. I can’t pull it out…”

Wait, isn’t that what the man is supposed to say? Why are you saying that line?

I got straight to the point after dinner and told Xiao Qin to return brother Optimus Prime along with the other robots.

Xiao Qin widened her eyes, “Huh, didn’t I already tell you? So you didn’t have to carry it all home, I already sent brother Optimus Prime via courier service. It should arrive at your house tomorrow night at the latest.”

You never mentioned it before, and how can you give something so previous to a courier? And who can prove if you actually delivered it or not?

I glared at Xiao Qin with bloodshot eyes.

Xiao Qin trembled as she cowered in a corner of the sofa and asked weakly:

“Is it okay if I apologize? To show my sincerity, I’ll even take off all my clothes.”