I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 412 – Trinity

It’s illogical for Auntie Ren to be pregnant with my dad’s child.

Even though they did it four times in one night… didn’t she take plan B afterwards?

Auntie Ren, did you buy fake medicine? It looks like fake medicine can take lives, but also bring new lives to the world.

What should I do, what should I do? I was just warming up to Xiao Qin and almost… but if Auntie Ren and my dad get married, then Xiao Qin would be my stepsister!

Calm down, I have to calm down.

Besides, I still don’t have any concrete evidence that Auntie Ren is pregnant. I also crave haw fruit when my I have an uncomfortable stomach, but I’m not pregnant.

Ahahaha, it must be a misunderstanding. Coincidences like being pregnant after only doing it once only happens on TV because it’s necessary for the plot, but my life isn’t a novel. There’s no way it would happen to me, it’s all an illusion.

If Auntie Ren and my dad aren’t going to get married, then Xiao Qin wouldn’t become my stepsister. But how should I act around her from now on?

Now I know Xiao Qin’s love towards me is real. I might not really understand why or how she developed love towards me, but I do know she changed herself for me. I would be an awful person if I’m still suspicious of her.

But I have to calm down and ask myself: Am I prepared to accept her strong feelings?

My dad once told me that when he was younger, he wanted to define an equation for love using the details from physics. But in the end, the two sides are never equal. Love is not fair, nor is it rational. It’s far separated from reason and order and closer to emotions.

Is Xiao Qin’s love too intense for me? I’m someone who loves the rational sciences and has a low level of emotional intelligence. What if I hurt her by giving her a wrong response? I’m positive it was my carnal desires taking over when I pushed Xiao Qin down on to the bed. Even though I’ve already forgiven what she did to me as the Little Tyrant, but I can’t say I love her, nor can I say I’m prepared to spend the rest of my life with her.

From a biological perspective, all men want to have encounters with as many women as possible so they can pass on their genes. The reason why men comply with a monogamous system nowadays is due to a multitude of reasons. Some of them care about the public’s opinion, some of them don’t have enough money, some of them are scared of their wife, but only a small handful of people do it because of love.

As of now, I don’t even know if I love Xiao Qin.

If we remove emotions and only talk about physical desires, then I’ve had delusions about the class leader, Gong CaiCai, Xiong YaoYue, and even the prettiest girl in school (but of course I don’t like her personality). As a member of the male sex who often thinks with the lower half of their body, will I do something unforgivable to Xiao Qin one day.

Even if I don’t plan on continuing with my womanizer plan, I can’t forget an important fact: men are natural womanizers! If I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t hurt her, then we should proceed cautiously.

I was hoping Auntie Ren would have actually pregnant. If that’s the case, even if she doesn’t marry my dad, Xiao Qin would be the older sister and I would be the older brother. I wouldn’t be as troubled if we became siblings.

I remembered I should go to Ai Mi’s place after thinking about sisters.

It was a bit late, but it was good thing Qing Zi Academy was close to my house. I could change into the uniform, then run there and maybe meet up with Ai Mi before 9pm.

The main reason was because I was going to ask Peng TouSi for a listening device so I could install it in Su Qiao’s room. But I could also check in on my sister on the way.

I never expected Peng TouSi to be away. It was 004 and 005 who were guarding the door to Ai Mi’s room. Obama was currently in the kitchen gnawing on a juicy steak. He looked at me threateningly and growled to protect me from taking his food.

I knocked on the door and could hear a muffled response: “Enter.”

I entered and saw Ai Mi doing a strange exercise.

She was wearing a swimsuit insider her room! It’s understandable to wear a swimsuit when it’s this hot, but the problem wasn’t just the swimsuit. She was also spinning a hula hoop around her waist with an ice cream cone in her hand.

She was continuously hula hooping while licking the ice cream in her hand. Since she was constantly shaking, she couldn’t hold the ice cream steadily, so she got cream on her face which she would keep licking off.

That’s enough playing around. Do you want to swim, hula hoop, or eat ice cream? Are you that tight on time that you need to do all three simultaneously?

“Oh manservant, you’re here.” Ai mi didn’t stop hoola hooping or eating her ice cream.

“Can you hoola hoop later. I’m getting dizzy just looking at you.”

“No can do. I was finally able to reach an agreement with Peng TouSi where he would let me eat ice cream anytime in summer. The condition was I had to hoola hoop while eating, so I could burn off some of the excess calories. Actors have to work really hard to maintain their bodies.”

I lowered my voice: “Why don’t you just cheat if Peng TouSi is absent?”

“That’s what I wanted to do.” Ai Mi said loudly, “But Peng TouSi caught me the last time I cheated… he must have installed a camera in my room. I don’t really care if he sees my body, but I have to find the camera!”

So that means Peng TouSi has both cameras and listening devices? Would it be better to get a camera to keep an eye on Su Qiao?

No, wait, that would mean I would be able to see her change. I only need a way to keep Ai ShuQiao in check, I don’t want to become a perverted voyeur like Eunuch Cao.

Ai Mi instantly lost her motivation to move once she finished the ice cream and she let the hoop fall to the floor.

She could have easily stepped out of the hoop, but she was being childish as she jumped out and flung herself down on the sofa. Her exposed skin was all covered with fine droplets of sweat.

“You didn’t open the AC?”

“That’s right, it wouldn’t be a workout if I opened the AC. The remote is on the coffee table, you can open it yourself if you want.”

“Forget it.” I unbuttoned the top buttons of my shirt to ventilate, “You’re covered with sweat since you just finished an exercise and you’ll catch a cold if I turned on the AC.”

Ai Mi had a sly smile on her face, “You’re becoming more cunning. Why are you showing more concern for me, do you want me to reward you?”

“I’ve always shown you care.” I emphasized.

“Then you can help me take a shower.”

“Huh?”

“Why are you so shocked? It’s normal to wash off the sweat after exercise, but I’m too tired to move right now…”

“Carry me to the bathtub and help me wash my sweat off.”

“Wearing the swimsuit?”

“Yes, or do you want to wash me while I’m naked?”

“No… I was just asking. I don’t think it’s right for a man to wash you even if you’re wearing a swimsuit…”

“What’s so wrong about it? I’ve even let Peng TouSi wash me when I wasn’t wearing anything.”

No shit, that’s because he’s gay. You wouldn’t be in danger if you let him wash you, but I would be in danger if I let him wash me.

As I was hesitating, Ai Mi turned around to lie down on the sofa and hit my cheeks with her feet.

“Carry me, carry me, carry me. Damn it, didn’t you say you love me, but you can’t even do something so simple?”

Ai Mi was weak so it didn’t feel like anything when she hit my face. But it was disrespectful to put the bottom of her feet on her brother’s face.

I grabbed one of her ankles and pulled her into my embrace as I stood up.

I only came into contact with her back, shoulders, and knees. I tried not to touch any sensitive areas.

She was light, even lighter than Xiao Qin. It looks like hula hooping everyday wasn’t a waste of time.

Ai Mi laughed when being carried like she was riding a roller coaster.

She reached up and pinched my face, “Why don’t you look happy? It’s a privilege to be able to carry me, you should at least look like you’re having fun.”

“I’m afraid of dropping you.” I said honestly.

“You’re no fun.” Ai Mi said before pointing towards the bathroom: “That’s our goal. Hurry and attend to me taking a bath.”

I took steady steps and carried her to the bathroom, then carefully placed her in the tub.

What a humongous jet tub. It can probably hold four people at once.

I sighed and began to adjust the water temperature like an actual servant. The pure filtered water began to slowly fill up the tub.

Ai Mi had taken off her hair tie, so her blonde hair spread out behind her and slowly started to float along with the water.

After I pushed a few buttons on the control panel, the water began to move and jump. The waves massaged Ai Mi’s weary body and she seemed to be very comfortable.

“That’s good, right?” I asked, “I don’t even need to help you with this high tech….”

As if she was suddenly reminded of something, her expression changed and she ordered:

“I’m done. Drain the water and dry my body.”

You only soaked in there for five minutes! Don’t waste water! Even if it’s water you used, it’s still a million times cleaner than India’s Ganges river! Director Cao might even be willing to pay a lot of money to buy your bath water!

I always wanted to correct her spoiled attitude, but also want to pamper her as her brother. I could only sigh and regrettably drain the water.

Ai Mi bossily stuck out one arm to let me dry her.

I didn’t really feel awkward drying my sister’s arm until I saw her armpits. It was soft and smooth and the same color as the rest of her arm.

Ai Mi now stuck out her leg towards me.

“Hurry up and dry my leg too.”