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Chapter 873 - 872: Watch Sis Do a Sand Falling Goose Style

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Cheng Zhirang and the rest hadn’t even made a move, just taking that one step, and Li Yang fell right at the starting line.

Mu Qiu was taken aback, anxiously watching him try his best to regain balance and get back on track, until he was too powerless to make it happen, and water splashed all over himself; she couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha Li Yang, your ’Water Carrying Dance’ is pretty trendy!"

Several people at the starting line couldn’t stop laughing either, especially as they all watched Li Yang slip, slip, slip, and finally fall into the water before bursting into laughter.

"Li Yang, can you do it or not?! Fell on the first step!"

"Make sure to edit this part with his song in the final cut!"

"You drenched yourself with that whole basin, that’s what they call ’fertile water should not flow to outsiders’. Brother Huai, you better change your target!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter!"

The one laughing the most recklessly is Song Weili.

Li Yang literally splashed himself with a whole basin of water, so much he could barely open his eyes. But even if he couldn’t open his eyes, he had to struggle to climb up, otherwise it would be quite dangerous.

When he climbs up and finally lies on the block to catch his breath, a tall figure appears in his view.

Looking up, Guan Yu holding a basin indeed looks tall.

"Sister Guan Yu, this outfit really suits this game."

Mu Qiu casually continues: "That’s right, out of the group, no one looks more like a retired old man pouring out foot wash water than her."

Guan Yu: "......You just keep yapping, huh? Li Yang, can you do it or not? If not, move aside, I need to pass."

Li Yang sits up, moving aside a bit: "Come, come, Sister Guan Yu, you go first."

He wasn’t convinced.

Guan Yu didn’t scoop water, just carrying an empty basin, steps across past him. Unlike Li Yang being cautious, she simply steps down steadily like a buffalo.

The block gets pressed into the water, touching the net below, then stops sinking further, becoming a solid stepping stone.

Guan Yu is quite satisfied, stepping onto the second block the same way, steadily and slowly treading forward, soon passing several blocks and moving ahead.

Li Yang is dumbfounded.

Is it a method issue or a weight issue?

"Are you going or not? We need to go too." Shu Ran pops in from behind and says.

Li Yang quickly climbs up, and with his large movements, the blocks start floating. He’s scrambling to stand firm, causing the whole line of blocks to sway, and critically, because of his not-so-light weight, stepping on the blocks creates big water ripples, shaking the net below.

Then, Guan Yu ahead pia ji collapses sideways into the water, creating a giant splash.

Li Yang feels slightly guilty and hurriedly steps aside to let others go first.

Guan Yu climbs up from the water, grumbling loudly.

"Who the hell ruined it?! I just reached the first challenge!"

Mu Qiu, Cheng Zhirang, and Zhu Qi all properly holding empty basins, pointing at Li Yang.

Li Yang, completely soaked, quickly hops away, anyway Guan Yu got that far, surely wouldn’t come back to hit him, it’s not worth it... ah, why does saying this make him so sad.

He resumes carrying a basin and scoops water, following Song Weili.

"Once too many people move together, this line keeps wobbling and becomes less stable." Mu Qiu whispers.

Zhu Qi continues: "Exactly, especially Shu Ran walking second, closest to Guan Yu, she’s the lightest, easily swayed into the water."

"So are we going up to splash water now?" Cheng Zhirang asks.

Mu Qiu raises her basin: "Splash!"

The three of them begin advancing from another block line. Compared to the others, the three are much more united; Zhu Qi leads, Cheng Zhirang in the middle, Mu Qiu at the end, supporting each other, Cheng Zhirang steps on a block with his back foot, Mu Qiu steps her front foot on the same block, moving feet synchronously.

Their wet shoes and socks touch, Mu Qiu twice lifts her foot smacking against his heel.

But this method is quite good, with two big men’s large feet, they steadily keep up with Guan Yu’s pace.

Guan Yu is already teetering at the first challenge.

Speaking of many challenges on this line, there aren’t really, just three in total, not too far apart. If played on land, it would be a matter of minutes.

But in water.

As she prepared, Mu Qiu had floated in front of her, holding her basin, ready to scoop water and splash people at any time.

She glanced at the first challenge, looking not too difficult, just had to jump to tap the two blocks standing upright in front. The two blocks seemed to be casually standing upright on flat blocks, unlikely to support a person’s weight.

Guan Yu takes a deep breath, carrying the basin and jumps upwards.

Mu Qiu exclaims "Whoa" not even half through, Guan Yu either succeeds or becomes noble, stepping down the two blocks, collapsing into the water along with basin.

This time still a Sand Falling Goose Style, directly taking down everyone behind.

Noble sacrifice it is.

Splashes hitting Mu Qiu’s face, quickly closing her eyes, letting Cheng Zhirang pull her behind him.

Zhu Qi laughs foolishly: "Incredible! This is truly a complete sweep, hahahahaha!"

She peeks out from Cheng Zhirang’s back, purposely sighing: "We haven’t even had a chance to display our skills, how come you all fell in? This splash sure is huge, a water splash bomb squad."

"Cough cough cough cough!"

The first to climb up are two young people, Li Yang still holding Shu Ran’s hand, coughing on the block, water basin drifting far away, Song Weili rushes to grab it.

She was about to say something to tease them, unexpectedly someone breaks the surface, blinding water splashes, carrying a basin, splashing it onto her!

She wasn’t paying attention, got splashed directly, even Cheng Zhirang got half wet.

"Hahaha, didn’t see that coming?!" Guan Yu emerges from the water, laughing like a goose neck stretched to peck, arrogant and ferocious.

Her old-man shirt is thoroughly soaked, fortunately, there’s a layer underneath to prevent a wardrobe malfunction.

Mu Qiu is completely stunned, processing before wiping her face, grabbing her basin, and starting to scoop water crazily and splash ahead.

"You should just live in the water! Haven’t even splashed the troublemaker yet, you splashed me first! I’ll show you what an aggressive approach looks like!"

While splashing, she also calls Cheng Zhirang and Zhu Qi for help, bending constantly to scoop water, soaked from head to toe, yet incredibly ecstatic.

Like a child, loving water fights.

Cheng Zhirang helps her scoop water to splash at Guan Yu, but not attacking female guests like her, so after two splashes, he changes tactics, kicks the block line.

This kick is quite strong, immediately causing the block line to sway, anyone not fully steady immediately loses balance and with screams falls down again.

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