Chapter 209 - 137: Imagination Unleashed

Chapter 209: Chapter 137: Imagination Unleashed

Hearing Gu Qing’s words, she immediately changed her mind.

’Going into the tent? No way. I need to get so tired I fall asleep right here on the ground.’

’That way, I can enjoy a hug from my senior for a little while.’

Just as Xia Shuran’s mind was wandering into fantasy...

A familiar figure walked onto the field.

It was the show-off, Wu Jiahao.

He’d heard from others that Gu Qing and Xia Shuran were spending the night on the field and had come over to join the fun.

"Well, I’ll be. Are you guys really planning to spend the night on the field?"

Wu Jiahao walked over and stopped in front of the pair, voicing his surprise when he saw the tent pitched beside them.

He had thought people were just messing with him, deliberately lying that Gu Qing and Xia Shuran were going to spend the night on the field. He hadn’t expected it to actually be true.

It was a genuine surprise.

Gu Qing looked at Wu Jiahao and asked, "What are you doing out on the field this late instead of sleeping?"

Wu Jiahao said, "Oh, nothing much. Just came to see if you two, a lonely guy and a girl spending the night on the field, were busy... banging... away at the wild... mosquitoes."

’Swatting wild mosquitoes?’

Finding Wu Jiahao’s comment a bit silly, Xia Shuran said, completely deadpan, "We’re Extraordinary Beings. Our skin is too tough for even a needle to pierce. Why would we be afraid of mosquito bites?"

’Is my junior really this naive?’

Gu Qing raised an eyebrow, a little surprised.

Wu Jiahao glanced around.

The field was completely empty and unnervingly eerie.

He couldn’t help but lower his voice and say,

"I heard your school was built on a mass grave."

"Especially this field we’re standing on right now. They say it’s just one big graveyard."

"You two have some serious guts, daring to spend the night on top of a bunch of graves. Aren’t you afraid of running into a ghost?"

He was making it all up, of course.

He just thought it would be fun to scare them on a whim.

His main goal was to scare Xia Shuran.

Having never been afraid of ghosts, Gu Qing just smiled faintly. "In that case, bring on the female ghosts. A cute girl, a mature beauty, a hot young wife... give me one of each. I can handle it."

"Heh, in your dreams."

Wu Jiahao immediately shattered Gu Qing’s fantasy. "A bunch of foot-picking male ghosts will show up later, and I bet you’ll pipe down then."

After saying that, a thought suddenly struck him, and he asked the two, "Have you guys ever considered a very deep philosophical question?"

Gu Qing asked, "What question?"

Wu Jiahao leaned back against the post of a horizontal bar, transforming on the spot into a sagely philosopher. In a voice brimming with wisdom, he dropped a bombshell:

"A ghost kills a person. The person dies and becomes a new ghost. So, a ghost has created another ghost."

"So here’s the question: Is a ghost killing a person just the ghost’s way of reproducing?"

"After all, the old ghost made a new ghost."

’Are you serious?!’

’What kind of insane question is that?!’

Gu Qing was also amused by this outrageous question.

He was astounded by the sheer scope of the show-off’s imagination.

Finally, he couldn’t resist retorting, "Damn, so horror movies are actually pornos? Why didn’t you say so earlier?"

Wu Jiahao chuckled slyly. "See? Suddenly, a ghost killing someone seems kinda sexy, not scary at all, right?"

"By that logic, a ghost scaring someone is basically just flirting, and Taoist priests who catch ghosts are the vice squad, right?"

Gu Qing was genuinely amused now. "Jiahao, before I met you, I was watching horror movies all wrong. You’re a true genius."

"I have another question."

Wu Jiahao continued, his imagination running wild. "If a ghost kills me, but then I get resurrected, does that count as giving the ghost an abortion?"

Gu Qing nodded. "Jiahao, that’s a very deep thought. I’ll use my ass to ponder that question. Yup, I’ll ponder it all night long."

Xia Shuran, listening from the side, was completely baffled.

’Is this how guys talk? So weird...’

It was a real eye-opener.

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