Chapter 43: I Am the Creator God, Send Me 50 Credits and Listen to My Grand Plan to Change the World

Capital Star.

Manor.

In the flower garden overflowing with blooming blossoms, the male Zerg lay with his head resting on his female attendant's lap, listening as the attendant read aloud the latest published novel.

Under the sunlight, the attendant's golden-orange hair shone even brighter than the sun.

His voice was especially pleasant as well.

"Hill had a nightmare..."

"Iso introduced someone to him. 'This is the military female I picked out. You can marry him too, Lord Hill.'

"And just like his male father, he said, 'Sure, sure.'"

When the story ended, the two Zergs in the garden fell silent.

The male Zerg blinked in confusion and asked blankly:

"Why did Hill think that was a nightmare? Isn't that wonderful? Aren't they a loving and harmonious family?"

Their family was famous in the upper circles of Capital Star for being happy.

The sort that could be used as an exemplary family for publicity.

The blond female attendant was equally puzzled.

He could only guess from a female Zerg's perspective.

"Perhaps Lord Hill thought I would steal your attention from your Female Lord? Compete for your affection?"

"Huh? Is that so?"

The male Zerg sat up and thought seriously for a moment.

"Then I should spend more time in my Female Lord's room in the future?"

He sounded somewhat lacking in confidence.

He'd get kicked out, wouldn't he?

His Female Lord was two hundred years older than him, and a complete workaholic.

He had only married a male Zerg for Psychic Soothing and egg-laying.

After giving birth to Hill, he had thrown himself into work even more wholeheartedly.

Even if he wanted intimacy, he had to submit an application in advance.

And whether it was approved depended on his Female Lord's mood and workload.

When he wasn't busy, his Female Lord would open his terminal and add "sleeping with him" into his schedule.

Then he would follow the schedule and come sleep with him when the time arrived.

That was already the better case.

Sometimes, his Female Lord simply wouldn't approve his sleep request at all.

If he pestered him too much, he'd be thrown right out.

After getting rejected enough times, the male Zerg discovered that his Female Lord would never embarrass him in front of his attendants.

Bringing an attendant along always made things much easier.

The most effective helper was the blond attendant beside him.

He had once been his Female Lord's personal guard and had even served as his adjutant for a time. He was handsome, young, and beautiful, and his Female Lord treated him with special care.

The male Zerg himself was young and beautiful too. His pink hair was prettier than flowers.

Back then, at a banquet crowded with male Zergs, the General who had just returned from an expedition had fallen for him at first sight.

It had been love at first sight.

Less useful was the other brown-haired attendant.

That one had been his Female Lord's comrade-in-arms. He had retired early because of injuries, had already given birth to three hatchlings, was somewhat old, and had a particularly sharp tongue.

His Female Lord preferred young, beautiful Zergs with pleasant voices. He never showed mercy to that attendant. When in a bad mood, he would kick him right out of bed.

Whenever that happened, the male Zerg would awkwardly rub his nose behind them and think how fortunate it was that he wasn't the one being kicked.

Of course, all of this only worked when his Female Lord wasn't busy.

If he bothered him while he was working and annoyed him, his Female Lord would immediately start arranging new attendants for him.

Most of those attendants happened to be his Female Lord's followers.

Including but not limited to his adjutants, personal guards, subordinates, colleagues, and comrades...

Enough to form an entire legion.

Their family gatherings could directly become military conferences.

What a cold joke.

The male Zerg shivered.

He felt that it must be because there were too many military females at home and the atmosphere was too serious that Hill disliked staying there.

Thus, he turned to the blond attendant and said:

"Then let's choose a new attendant later. We should still see what Hill thinks."

Although Hill had already moved out, he would forever remain a member of the family. If they were adding someone new, every family member's opinion mattered.

Besides, his Female Lord adored hatchlings.

Hill's feelings had to come first.

After some thought, the attendant hesitated and said:

"This time, Female Lord seems to have taken an interest in a sub-male. Lord Hill probably won't object."

The male Zerg: "?"

Since when had his Female Lord changed tastes?

"What does he look like? Let me see."

A sub-male capable of changing his Female Lord's standards of beauty deserved attention.

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Meanwhile, StarNet was discussing the matter just as enthusiastically.

#Lord Hill's Family Punishment#

#Does Drinking Fruit Milk Count As Punishment?#

#What Kind Of Punishment Is Washing Pants By Hand?#

#Iso's Seduction Rejected#

#Hatchling Bedtime Stories#

#Lord Hill's Nightmare#

...

Among them, the hottest topics were "Family Punishment" and "Nightmare."

Female Zergs had never seen punishments like these.

Finishing fruit milk counted as punishment?

[I waited nervously, imagining Lord Hill whipping Iso bloody, imagining mech weapons, kneeling punishments, pitiful female Zergs kneeling with hatchlings in their arms... and you're telling me the punishment was just finishing the remaining fruit milk???]

[Lord Hill: Mistakes should be punished. A few mouthfuls of fruit milk should be enough.]

[Me: ???]

Even the Heavenly Garuda were shocked by this punishment.

This was completely different from the punishments they imagined Zergs used.

Weren't male Zergs supposed to abuse their little pet males terribly every day?

And now you're saying male Zergs punish hatchlings by making them drink fruit milk and punish female Zergs by making them wash pants by hand?

Even the Heavenly Garuda would... bah, bah, bah, of course they wouldn't wash pants by hand.

Though they wouldn't mind hugging fragrant pants carrying male pheromones when there were no males around in the military camp.

The Heavenly Garuda and the Zergs were equally bewildered.

This time, no disguised Heavenly Garuda spies were exposed.

[Lord Hill letting the hatchling off out of pity, I understand. But what kind of punishment is washing pants by hand?]

[Pants carrying male Zerg pheromones. Isn't that just a reward for showing affection?]

[Who said they had male pheromones? Maybe they only have female pheromones. (eye roll)]

[Iso is definitely cold on the outside but secretly shameless and overflowing with desire. That's why Lord Hill punished him to wash his own pants.

I've already seen through this female Zerg! His true nature was exposed when he stripped and tried to seduce Lord Hill!]

[Even then, this punishment is way too light. It doesn't even count as punishment.]

[Such a soft-hearted male Zerg.]

Compared to Claire, female Zergs were now even more envious of Iso.

He had a hatchling!

Even when his male punished him, the punishment was merely washing pants!

His male was responsible and conscientious. He performed Psychic Soothing many times and was even willing to use it as a bedtime ritual for the hatchling.

Every point made others jealous.

[Using Psychic Soothing to lull someone to sleep is too extravagant.]

[For others it's life-saving medicine, but in their family it's merely a bedtime ritual.]

[Damn it, I'm really crying. My male father never loved me like that.]

[Stop talking. I'm a three-hundred-year-old female Zerg, and I cried my eyes out watching that scene.]

[I want to shout at Lord Hill: Male Father, love me one more time!]

[Aren't you all terrifying? Hill is only nineteen. You hundreds-of-years-old female Zergs are calling him "Male Father"? Have some shame.]

[Can't help it. That's just Zerg nature.]

If there were a ranking for "Most Desired Male Father," Hill would undoubtedly take first place.

Many Zergs traumatized by childhood had already begun calling him "Male Father."

Their attitude toward Isidore had also changed several times.

At first:

Such a cute hatchling. Want to raise one. Want one.

After Hill appeared:

Isidore, cute hatchling. I want to be your female father.

Then after Hill performed Psychic Soothing:

Isidore, let's just be brothers. Your male father is my male father.

Hill, nineteen years old and still a university student, had somehow become the male father of countless female Zergs and possessed numerous elderly hatchlings.

[What about the nightmare?]

[Wasn't that dream sweet and beautiful?]

[Could it be Lord Hill dislikes female Zergs making decisions for him and introducing attendants?]

For a Female Lord to introduce attendants to his Male Lord was perfectly normal.

A Female Lord found an outstanding female Zerg and recommended him to his Male Lord.

It was just like recommending capable subordinates to the family business.

And it strengthened his own position in the process.

Male Zergs would always marry attendants eventually. Rather than waiting for some outsider to compete for affection, it was better to bring in someone trustworthy.

Male Zergs generally wouldn't refuse.

Anyone approved by the Female Lord couldn't be bad.

Unless they truly disliked them or had poor relations with the Female Lord.

For attendants, this was also beneficial.

Finding a male Zerg was like finding employment. Searching alone was difficult, and even if one succeeded, who knew what ugliness hid beneath a perfect facade?

How could that compare to something personally selected by one's superior?

Even if the male Zerg wasn't easy to get along with, one could still rely on the Female Lord and survive comfortably.

A win-win-win situation.

The Zerg readers couldn't understand why Hill considered it a nightmare.

After much thought, they concluded that Lord Hill preferred controlling everything himself and disliked females interfering too much in his private affairs.

Hence his dislike of Female Lords recommending attendants.

[Understandable. Not every male Zerg likes his Female Lord meddling in personal matters.]

[After marriage, Iso probably won't have much authority as Female Lord.]

[Marrying Lord Hill would already be winning the lottery. What more authority do you want? Being allowed to wash a male Zerg's pants is reward enough.]

[Wait, why are you all assuming Iso can become Female Lord? They aren't even married.]

[Exactly. That female Zerg failed even when he stripped and seduced Lord Hill. Lord Hill didn't even glance at him.]

[Forget becoming Female Lord. At this rate, he won't even get married. Lord Hill even called him a nightmare.]

[But Lord Aira doesn't think so€€.]

[???!]

Aira was extremely famous among An-shen's readers.

He was An-shen's number one fan and frequently posted analysis essays.

Being a male Zerg, his perspective differed from female readers, and even from many male readers. It was uniquely his own.

Readers had long become accustomed to visiting Aira's posts after each update.

They often gained fresh insights and sudden enlightenment.

The moment Aira's name appeared in the comments, countless female Zergs rushed to his account.

《Hill's Nightmare》

Hill is a lonely little Zerg.

Clearly, he does not fit into the traditional Zerg family structure.

Whether it is the Zergs kneeling at home, or his female father introducing attendants for his male father.

Or his female father and attendants, his male father and female father, his male father and female father and attendants...

And the other hatchlings in the family who have not even been mentioned.

Then, what kind of family life does Hill desire?

The photos from ten years later already reveal his choice.

Him.

A female Zerg.

A hatchling.

This is the family Hill chose ten years later.

Whether visiting amusement parks, playing games, telling bedtime stories, or painting the stars of the universe...

There are only those three.

From beginning to end, no fourth Zerg appears.

It's just that nineteen-year-old Hill is still confused.

He doesn't yet understand what he truly wants.

Nor has he had time to build feelings with that female Zerg.

What stands before him is a hatchling from the future and the Female Lord he will only be with in the future.

He has seen his future path, but he isn't certain whether he wishes to walk it.

There remains fear and unease.

The future him is himself, yet not himself.

Ultimately, he will choose his own path.

That road may deviate from the predetermined future and head in a new direction.

The ending may not be entirely happy.

There may be tragedy and regret.

But...

I believe in An-shen!!!

An-shen is the greatest!!!

An-shen will definitely give Hill the most suitable ending!!!

Cheering for An-shen!!!!!!!!!

...

The female readers had been reading seriously and thought Lord Aira's analysis was profound and impressive.

And then...

The style suddenly changed.

Whenever An-shen was involved, Lord Aira completely lost all restraint.

Everyone knew Aira was An-shen's fanatic fan, but they were still repeatedly shocked.

Just how fanatical was he?

If one day An-shen posted:

I am the Creator God. Send me 50 credits and listen to my grand plan to change the world.

Aira would definitely be the first to transfer the money.

After sending it, he'd ask whether it was enough, and if not, he'd add all his savings and all of his Female Lord Cassian's assets.

As for Speaker Cassian's mood...

This was undoubtedly the strongest love rival Speaker Cassian had ever encountered in his life.