I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

Within a certain space stood two figures: the Bipolar God ∇∮◆￡ and Vicissitude God Canalis. Facing ∇∮◆￡, Canalis spoke in a voice brimming with cheer, despite her expressionless face.

[Well~~ just like that, Kaito-sama just grabs hold of my heart and refuses to let go! The way he casually says things like that? Seriously cool, right? And honestly…… tahaa~~ to think I’d get a reply that was practically a “date OK”, does that mean I’m actually pretty well-liked by Kaito-sama……? No, no, I know I shouldn’t get carried away, but still, I feel like he trusts me at least a fair bit!]

[I- I suppose so. Maybe he really does rely on you, Canalis? In that sense, I’d say you’re definitely well-liked…… unn. That’s nice and all, but…… errr, you came to tell me the schedule, right?]

[That’s right. And the place brought up for that time was the ranch I built. Isn’t it wonderful? A peaceful ranch, standing side by side with Kaito-sama while eating soft-serve ice cream, it’s the absolute peak of emotional bliss. Tahaa~~ just imagining it makes me want to grin. Well, my facial muscles are still as unresponsive as ever…… but my heart is super happy.]

[……I- I’m happy for you. Arehh? That’s strange. Are we not communicating properly? You came to tell me the date I’m going to Trinia, didn’t you? Not to boast about your love life, right?]

[Yes, that’s correct. However, speaking of Kaito-sama, aside from his coolness, his humorous side is also quite charming……]

Listening with a wry smile to Canalis, who sounded thoroughly delighted despite her blank expression, ∇∮◆￡ finally realized that the conversation showed no signs of shifting to the main topic. Slightly roundabout though it was, she attempted to convey “Let’s move on to the main topic”…… Yet although Canalis would respond, she continued at full throttle talking about Kaito…… no, more accurately, what was practically lovestruck gushing.

[…C- Canalis? You’re not trying to make me angry, are you? I understand that you’re having a wonderful time with Kaito-sama, so maybe we could get to the main topic now, hm?]

[Ah, yes, of course. Now then, to continue about Kaito-sama……]

[Can I punch you now? I can punch you now and it’d be justified, right!? Canalis, before I clench my fist, could you please talk about the schedule?]

[Unn? Ah, ∇∮◆￡’s visit to Trinia will be in two days’ time according to Trinia’s calendar. I look forward to it.]

[Unn. Got it. And since it’ll be my first time meeting Kaito-sama, is there anything I should be careful about? Or perhaps something I ought to bring as a gift?]

[Speaking of Kaito-sama, when he came to the space I created the other day……]

[……………….]

Even after conveying the necessary information, Canalis immediately returned to her lovestruck chatter, and a sharp vein throbbed at ∇∮◆￡’s temple. Still, ∇∮◆￡ was fundamentally gentle by nature. Understanding the excitement bubbling within Canalis, she swallowed her irritation and somehow managed to form a smile upon her face.

[……Unn. I get that you want to talk a lot about Kaito-sama and Nebula-san. When something wonderful happens, you just want to tell someone you know, right? I understand that feeling, and I’ll listen to your stories…… but first, let’s finish talking about my visit to Trinia, okay?]

[Unn? If it’s ∇∮◆￡, I think you won’t have any problem. You and Kaito-sama are probably compatible personality-wise, and if you just act normally, I’m sure he’ll like you.]

[That’s reassuring. I know he’s a kind person, but he’s Nebula-san’s great benefactor, and since I’ll finally be meeting him, I can’t help feeling nervous. If possible, I’d appreciate some advice, like topics to bring up when talking with Kaito-sama.]

[Leave it to me! Speaking of Kaito-sama, the other day when we were thinking up a new project for Nifty together, his serious side profile was just overwhelmingly heart-throbbing.]

[……Hey, you’re completely drifting into lovestruck bragging again, aren’t you? I meant advice for when I’m talking with him……]

[Tahaa~ I was totally captivated, but you can’t blame me, he was that awe-inspiring. After that, I served some tea, and Kaito-sama thanked me with an unbelievably dazzling smile……]

[………………..]

[……And then, would you believe it, Nebula-san joined us. It naturally turned into the three of us having tea together, and it was basically my own personal happiness space unfolding before me. Kaito-sama sitting across from me, Nebula-san on my lap, truly a flawless formation. My sight, my hearing, my sense of touch, all filled to the brim with bliss. I actually struggled to steady my racing heart. And then Nebula-san……]

[…………………………………..]

[……And so, saying the three of us were practically lovey-dovey might be a bit of an exaggeration, but that’s honestly how it felt to me. Tahaa~~ their fan service was just incredible. I was this close to completely melting……]

[…………………………………………………Hmph!]

[———-Guh!?]

With a twitch of her cheek, ∇∮◆￡ finally snapped, and slammed a “Multidimensional Quantum Universe-Piercing Punch” straight into the endlessly rambling Canalis’ face.

<Afterword>

Serious-senpai : [You can pretty easily imagine she’s been punched like that plenty of times before, given how that exchange just went……]