I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 654: Highs And Lows

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

He was only 450 million away from evolving again!

If his luck was good, this Celestial King Treasure Chest would definitely be able to help him. After all, his luck when it came to treasure chests was usually quite good, which gave him some confidence.

Thinking this, Wang Mang immediately muttered in his heart, “System, open the Immortal Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Immortal Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 million energy points!)

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 40 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained seven pieces of the Seventh Celestial Maiden’s undergarments!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained one Ottle’s Mother Shapeshifter!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a top-grade Tier 5 Fallen Saint Pill! ]

[Remarks: Effective against even peak-level Fiendgod realm experts!]

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang was overjoyed. Treasure chests were the best!

150 million energy points!

Furthermore, he had also obtained a control-type pill, the Fallen Saint Pill.

It could control a peak Tier 5 expert!

Although Wang Mang did not have a target to use it on now, it was definitely worth keeping around. The medicinal effects of this pill were really too heaven-defying. Perhaps there would be a chance to use it in the future. Even if there was not, he could always sell it for a monstrous amount of money.

It could be said that Wang Mang was very satisfied with this Immortal Treasure Chest.

300 million more energy points to go!

Wang Mang believed that this amount would not be difficult to obtain with the Celestial King Treasure Chest. Excited, he muttered, “System, open the Celestial King Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! The Celestial King Treasure Chest has been successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 30 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 200 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 200 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 70 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained the blessing of the Abyss Lord! You have obtained a Tier 5 Abyss Subordinate Summoning Card!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”

Wang Mang was ecstatic and over the moon.

So awesome!

As expected of a Celestial King Treasure Chest!

600 million energy points, and even a Tier 5 Abyss Subordinate Summoning Card! These were quite possibly the best rewards Wang Mang had ever received in his life!

Feeling good about himself, he muttered, “System, open the Immortal-grade Gacha too!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Immortal-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a peach pit of an immortal peach!]

???

A peach pit? Not even a whole immortal peach?

The first prize really was a letdown. In any case, he was not feeling too bad, as he had already gotten enough energy points.

[Ding! Congratulations! He had successfully obtained a belt from the

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King!]

Sigh… More trash…

A minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a piece of underwear from the queen of the Demon Immortal Castle!]

Well, here it was again…

Soon, there would be even more…

A minute later, the system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a portion of poop from a Heavenly Immortal demon beast!]

???

Whoa, this was a new low!

At this moment, Wang Mang even felt like dying.

Another minute passed, and the system’s voice rang out for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a portion of Xiao Tianquan’s father’s ashes!]

Nevermind… this was the new low.

At this moment, Wang Mang was so furious that he was exasperated.

He felt humiliated! This was why he hated Gachas with a vengeance!

At this moment, Wang Mang could no longer restrain himself, and immediately cursed at the system.

Unfortunately, the system did not respond, as if it was completely unbothered by the curses.

On the contrary, another minute passed, and the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]