I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 429: Harvest (Part 3)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a melodramatic urban romance novel!]

F*ck!

As expected!

Wang Mang grumbled inwardly.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 20 billion evolution value!]

Well, at least it was not all bad like the last one…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained AIDS treatment medicine!]

???

God f*cking damn it!

Wang Mang truly felt helpless. Perhaps he would be able to open an adult goods store with all of the trash he was receiving. Too bad money was useless after the apocalypse…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 30 billion evolution value!]

Sigh…

Fine…

Whatever…

Well, there was one more to go…

“System, activate the last Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Porsche 918!]

Wang Mang already felt numb to the whole experience.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a McLaren Pl!]

Mmm…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Lamborghini!]

Right…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 30 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 20 billion evolution value!]

Finally, some respite…

Wang Mang secretly heaved a sigh of relief

Not long after, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a one-time mission completion card!]

[Remarks: After using the one-time mission completion card, the mission option of choice will be considered complete!]

Eh?

F*ck! Finally, something good came out!

After reading through the description, he felt that this thing was simply too awesome. With this he would be able to complete seemingly impossible missions!

Thinking this, Wang Mang could not help but feel excited, especially when he recalled that he had once encountered a mission that would have rewarded him with 99 free evolutions.

This thing was good stuff, and more than made up for the trashy prizes he had been receiving. If Wang Mang had this card back then, he would already have become invincible!

Sigh!

‘System, if only you had given me one of these earlier, I wouldn’t have to slog my way through all of these missions and would be able to rule the Earth!’

‘I would have been set for life!’

At the thought of this, Wang Mang was filled with emotions, but at the same time, he was in a great mood. After all, now that he had this card, he just had to wait for the right opportunity and mission to use it, and then bam!

He would be ready to take on the world!

By Wang Mang’s estimates, his accumulated evolution value should have reached 700 billion, so his quintuple evolution should be a done deal.

Now, only the Wheels of Fortune were left…

In the end, Wang Mang decided to keep going.

“System! Activate a Randomized Wheel of Fortune!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated a Randomized Wheel of Fortune!]

Then, a wheel appeared in Wang Mang’s mind, and the nine prizes were:

[900 billion evolution value!]

[800 billion evolution value!]

[100 billion evolution value!]

[One-time mission completion card xi!]

[Randomized Tier 3 summoning card!]

[Randomized Pet Wheel of Fortune Card xi!]

[Randomized Tier 5 summoning card!]

[Randomized Tier 4 summoning card!]

[Randomized summoning card!]