I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 427: Harvest (Part 1)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Wang Mang was over the moon. Based on his estimates, he would probably be able to evolve four or five times now.

His strength would definitely soar by a large margin this time!

All he had to do was find a safe place to evolve.

With that thought in mind, his massive body soared into the clouds. However, there was something he had to do first, which was to relay the news to his father.

A few minutes later, Wang Mang arrived at his father’s military base and informed him that most of the zombies in the province had been cleared out.

This made his father ecstatic.

“Excellent work, son!”

“I will dispatch troops to clear out the remainder of the zombies in the province.”

After that, his father immediately ran out to organize his troops for action.

Having done that, Wang Mang left the base, and soon reached the reservoir. Transforming back into his human form, he strolled around the area for a short while.

However, he was surprised to discover that the two greater demons guarding his cave were not there. In Wang Mang’s opinion, these two fellows had probably gone to increase their strength.

After all, Wang Mang came back more frequently now. Compared to the past, he would go on a long journey whenever he wanted, it was completely different.

Of course, even if there were no demons guarding Wang Mang’s cave, the entire forest was filled with his powerful aura. Under normal circumstances, no one would dare to step into his territory.

Thus, after entering the cave, Wang Mang decided to check out his harvest. With the number of missions he completed recently, even he did not know what he had now.

Therefore…

“System, display my status information!”

[Host: Wang Mang]

[Title: Mountain God of the Five Peaks]

[Species: Eight-winged Three-headed Python]

[Cultivation: 9,300 years (Land Immortal)]

[Physique: 284 meters long, 16 meters wide, 30 million kg, Bite Force: 30 million kg, Speed: 200 km/h]

[Divine Powers: King’s Enslavement, Soul Control Seal, Regeneration, Destruction Laser, Flames of Destruction, Eternal Frost, Heaven and Earth, Bone Spur, Lightning Spell, World Walk, Myriad Transformations.]

[Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, Immortal Chapter xi, Free Divine Power Upgrade xi, Divine Power Wheel of Fortune xi, Love Bewitching Fragrance xi, Top-grade Gacha x3, Specified Wheel of Fortune xi, Diamond Treasure Chest x3, Randomized Wheel of Fortune xi, Free Evolution X2.]

[Luck value: 299 (Great Luck)]

[Evolution Value: 410 billion/180 billion]

[Current Ranking: 16th on the global ranking of experts (rankings may change at any time).]

Hmm…

Things were looking promising. It seemed like a quadruple evolution was already certain, so the rewards he possessed would go toward hopefully securing a fifth evolution.

If he did manage five evolutions, in terms of cultivation level alone, he would be comparable to the Lord of the Eighteen Hells, and would likely be able to defeat the latter.

However, there was a slight problem. If he evolved five times, he would need to change his template. Luckily, he had the Specified Wheel of Fortune, but hopefully he would not need to use it if he came up short on evolution value.

Now, it was time to open the goods!

“System, open a Diamond Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Diamond Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a pair of used undergarments!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bottle of perfume!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a black bra!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received an electric shaver!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 30 billion evolution value!]

Ugh!

Thankfully, the last prize managed to redeem this treasure chest. Otherwise, Wang Mang would have squatted in the corner of the cave and cried.

Well, he had plenty where that came from, so…

“System, open another Diamond Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Diamond Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of birth control pills!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a set of sexy lingerie!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a high-powered telescope!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of drinks and six nuclear bombs!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 50 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bar of prison soap!]