I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 422: Surprise Gifts (Part 1)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Hearing the screams of the zombie royal king, the little zombie girl hiding in the distance was shocked. Then, she saw the zombie royal king rolling on the ground in pain.

What was going on?

Was Wang Mang actually so powerful?

Heavens!

Furthermore, this fellow was not an ordinary zombie royal king!

It had devoured a powerful demon embryo, otherwise, it would not have been able to take the form of a dragon!

Even so, this fellow was still easily beaten up by Wang Mang!

While various thoughts were running through her mind, Wang Mang was inwardly gloating.

‘Hmph! That’s what you get for disregarding me and swaggering around!’

‘Weren’t you showing off just now? C’mon, try doing it again! Oh, you can’t? Boohoo!’

‘Eat that motherfucker!’

Wang Mang was quite confident in his ability to control the zombie royal king, as he could tell there was a gap in strength between them.

Half an hour later, the zombie royal king finally quieted down.

Then, he got up, knelt on one knee and said respectfully “Greetings, Master!”

Wang Mang laughed. He had succeeded!

Now, it was payback time!

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction and said, “Come here!”

Upon hearing this, the zombie royal king walked toward Wang Mang without hesitation, and was greeted by a ruthless tail lash.

Bang!

The zombie royal king was sent flying into the distance.

Not long after, he crawled out of the ruins in a sorry state and looked at Wang Mang with fear.

“Come over quickly,” Wang Mang ordered.

The zombie royal king walked over fearfully, but did not get too close to Wang Mang.

“What are you doing? How am 1 supposed to hit you if you stand so far away? Come closer,” Wang Mang said unhappily.

The zombie royal king wanted to cry, but had no choice but to approach.

Bang!

It was sent flying again!

This scene repeated itself for half an hour…

The scarred Zombie Sovereign once again arrived in front of Wang Mang in fear.

Wang Mang, who was about to continue attacking, saw the miserable state of the zombie royal king and finally stopped. His anger had mostly dissipated.

Moreover, he could not afford to kill this guy, as he needed this fellow to control the zombies he wanted to send to the White Empire.

With this thought in mind, Wang Mang said, “Don’t show off in the future, okay?”

After hearing that, the zombie royal king almost burst into tears. Was that why he had been beaten up so badly?

Was that really a valid reason?

At that moment, the little zombie girl rushed up excitedly. She could tell that Wang Mang had already taken control of the zombie royal king.

She looked at him expectantly and said, “Fellow Daoist, quickly help me kill him. I want to absorb his bloodline.”

Hearing that, the zombie royal king was enraged.

At the same time, he looked at Wang Mang in horror and begged, “Master! 1 am your most loyal servant!”

Wang Mang nodded.

“I still have something that I need him to do for me!”

Hearing that, the little zombie girl became unhappy. She felt that she had been deceived, and turned to leave.

Seeing this, Wang Mang sent her a voice transmission, “I’ll kill him after he’s done helping me!”

The little zombie girl’s anger turned into joy. She turned around and replied, via voice transmission, “1 hope this isn’t a lie.”

“My words carry weight!”

“I trust you.”

After that exchange, Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

Then, he looked around. In the end, Wang Mang decided to use the teleportation portal after all, and here was as good a place as any.

It would help him deal with his other mission to get rid of the zombies in his province anyway.

Wang Mang then muttered, “System, activate the teleportation portal here. The set destination is the White Empire!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the teleportation portal!]

[Ding! The portal is being constructed.]

[Ding! Congratulations! The teleportation portal has been successfully constructed!]

Then, Wang Mang saw a strange gray door appear, hovering above the ground. It was dozens of meters tall and dozens of meters wide, and the center of the door was pitch-black, like a black hole.

Wang Mang was delighted. It was time to put his plan into motion, and give those arrogant folks on the other side a nice surprise.

He turned to the zombie royal king and said, “Order these zombies to enter the portal. Also, you have three days to clear out all of the zombies in this province!”

“Send them all into this portal. You must send at least loo million zombies into the portal. Not a single zombie less!”

“If you fail, then just commit suicide!”

(T/N: It seems that the previous selection of Mission 4 in Chapter 417 was a typo by the author, and Wang Mang should have selected Mission 5 instead..)