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Chapter 358 - Chapter 358: Mission Impossible (Part 4)



Chapter 358: Mission Impossible (Part 4)

Translator: End less Fantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Originally, Wang Mang was quite touched.

He thought that this young man wanted him to take care of his brother.

However, after he finished his last sentence, Wang Mang’s favorable impression of this young man instantly vanished.

This was too f*cking inhuman!

This was the first time he had met someone so shameless!

“Brother, say something! Is my request too much?”

“After all, we’ve been brothers for decades. It’s not too much to increase the reward, right?”

At this moment, the young man could not help but ask.

Wang Mang’s face darkened as he snapped, “Why should I? If you want to do the live broadcast yourself, 1 can double the reward.”

“You’ve been brothers for decades? Does he even acknowledge you as his brother?”

“If we don’t reach an agreement today, you won’t even get anything!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the youth said helplessly, “It’s precisely because he doesn’t recognize me as his brother that this issue is a little difficult to deal with.”

“Hurry up,” Wang Mang said, “My patience is limited.”

Seeing that Wang Mang was so insistent, the young man helplessly walked back inside the building.

Wang Mang actually despised this young man very much. Too shameless!

After following the young man back to the residential building, Wang Mang heard the legless young man coldly say, “Zhu Ganlie, what are you trying to do?”

Hearing this, the young man said helplessly, “Liu Ergou, we’ve been brothers for so many years. Is this how you talk to your brother?”

“I really have something good to tell you this time!”

“Do you want to hear it? If you don’t want to hear it, then 1’11 turn around and leave immediately!”

Hearing this, the legless youth, Liu Ergou, hesitated for a moment before saying coldly, “Speak!”

“I have a deal that can make you rich overnight. Do you want to be a part of it?” Zhu Ganlie asked directly.

“Brother, if you are willing to castrate yourself on a live broadcast, you can ask for anything!”

“This big brother has all the good stuff!”

After saying that, Zhu Ganlie patted Wang Mang’s shoulder and looked straight at Liu Ergou.

Liu Ergou was stunned, and then laughed self-mockingly,

“Are you both sent by the heavens to torture me?”

“Do you think I’m not miserable enough after losing both legs?”

Hearing Liu Ergou’s words, Zhu Ganlie immediately felt a little resentful and said, “What’s wrong with your brain?”

“Look at you!”

“How long has it been since you last used your third leg? Four or five years, right?”

“Since you can’t use it, why keep it? It’s better to exchange it for something more practical, don’t you think?”

After hearing Zhu Ganlie’s words, the furious Liu Ergou fell silent.

After a long silence, Liu Ergou looked at Wang Mang.

“Can you really fulfill any conditions?”

“That’s right!” Wang Mang nodded with a smile.

Liu Ergou thought for a while and said in a deep voice, “I want to obtain power that ordinary people can’t!”

Wang Mang was stunned. He frowned.

“There are many powers that ordinary people cannot obtain. Your request is too vague.”

Liu Ergou continued expressionlessly, “To be more specific. 1 want to be immortal and control the life and death of others. Can you do it?”

At this moment, Zhu Ganlie’s face darkened.

“Brother, can’t you be more practical?”

“F*ck! You’re always daydreaming. Do you think you are living in a fantasy world?”

“You can ask for some living supplies or resources!”

At the same time, Wang Mang’s sympathy for this fellow had completely vanished after hearing the other party’s unreasonable request.

After thinking for a long time, Liu Ergou spoke again, “Then I want to live a carefree life.”

Wang Mang’s eyes lit up, and he nodded with a smile.

“Alright! 1 can help you fulfill this wish!”

“Very well!” Liu Ergou gritted his teeth.

“As long as you promised, I’ll cut it off! Anyway, 1 won’t have the chance to use it.”

Seeing that Liu Ergou had agreed, Zhu Ganlie immediately patted his shoulder happily and said, “This is great! Brother, you are truly decisive!”

“As a man, how could you be bothered by such a small matter?”

The following matters were naturally easy to handle since both sides had already reached a deal.

The only thing that gave Wang Mang a headache was the live broadcast.

Fortunately, he was relieved to find that live streaming still existed.

Although the currency system had collapsed, it had been replaced by other currencies.

Therefore, Wang Mang did not even need to do anything. Zhu Ganlie had already taken care of the young man’s streaming equipment and account.

Two hours later, in a relatively simple and clean room, Wang Mang, Zhu Ganlie, and Liu Ergou were gathered together.

At this moment, Zhu Ganlie looked at Liu Ergou and asked, “Brother, are you ready?”

Hearing this, Liu Ergou’s face turned pale. He gritted his teeth and asked, “Is the doctor outside?”

“Both the doctor and the ambulance are on standby!”

“Brother, don’t worry!”

Liu Ergou nodded his head with a pale face.

“Turn on the live broadcast equipment then. F*ck! I never expected that one day I would live stream myself cutting it off!”

At this point, Liu Ergou had a complicated expression on his face as he lowered his head to look at his crotch.

Zhu Ganlie immediately turned on the live broadcast device.

Surprisingly, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased super quickly!

In just a short while, there were already tens of thousands of people!

This was a completely new live streaming account, and he had no followers!

It seemed that the title alone had attracted thousands of viewers!

Then, he said encouragingly to Liu Ergou, “Let’s begin!”

Seeing this, Wang Mang could not help but turn his head in the other direction.

Liu Ergou’s face was pale. The hand that was holding onto the blade was trembling slightly.

Seeing that Liu Ergou was still panicking and hesitating, Zhu Ganlie’s face was filled with encouragement as he comforted, “Brother, don’t’ worry.. It won’t hurt!”


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