I Shall Cuck Everyone

I have just driven my car into Tony’s house. Of course, this attracted a lot of attention, because an exotic car is rarely seen in the slums of district (E). And because of this, even Tony’s parents come out of their house the moment they spot the car on their lawn…

“Jake….” Tony’s mom and dad say in a voice of surprise. They are currently standing in front of the car, and staring at it with awe. Of course, I kinda feel bad for bringing the car here, it might look as if I’m showing off my wealth.

“Good afternoon~” I greet them as I get out of the car.

With a loud clicking sound, the door of their house opens up again, and a small-looking girl comes running towards me.

Shit…

“Waaaaah!! Did you come looking for me, Jake?” The girl lets out in excitement, as she jumps on me and wraps herself around my body.

‘I came to see your brother!’ I curse under my breath as the girl wraps herself around me.

This girl is none other than Blair, Tony’s only sister. Although, she’s not really small, she’s just a legal loli…*cough* who’ll be 17 years old in a few months, so I’m only older than her by less than a year.

This is also the same girl that always sends a barrage of love letters  to me, and confesses her love to me physically on several occasions. She even went as far as seducing me. I just don’t know the reason why she likes me, a vampire. Because of this, I constantly take advantage of Tony by threatening to date his cute little sister.

“Blair… at least let Jake enter the house first…” Tony’s parents say, as they put their hands over their faces. Tony’s mom is a very tall, beautiful, blonde-haired woman. While his father is a short bald man with a lot of freckles and scars on his face, nevertheless, he’s quite handsome too. Tony is simply a copy of his father, while he just took his mother’s height._.

Obliging her parents’ words, Blair stops hugging me and lets go of me. But she doesn’t stop staring at me with a pout on her face.

Blair is a short girl whose height is about 1.3 to 1.35 meters, with a very small and frail body. This isn’t the result of malnutrition, it’s just her normal stature. Furthermore, she’s a great beauty, with her wispy, side-swept bangs that perfectly fits her oval-shaped, spotless face.

“Let’s go inside then…” She tells me with a wink as she grabs my hand and begins to pull me inside the house.

“Blair, wai—” before I can even

finish my words the door opens up, and a familiar figure emerges from within.

“Tony…” I say in a low voice, and let out a sigh of relief.

“What’s up, man? I have been meaning to reach out to you, your sister even came here two days ago looking panicked. Where the fuck did you go that day?”  He asks, then begins scratching the back of his head once he sees his sister clinging to me.

“Tony! It’s rude to make your friend wait outside, your mom and I want to get something from the mart.” Tony’s father suddenly announces from afar with his hand wrapped around the waist of his wife.

From my view, it seems more like they are going to a motel to have sex, rather than use the house because of their kids.

I’m also somewhat relieved that the system didn’t give me a mission to fuck Tony’s mom.

“Jake, let’s go to my room so that we can talk better.”

“No, it’s ‘our’ room. We both share the same room.” His sister interrupts him, gesturing with her hands in the air as a sign of mockery which clearly shows that she’s annoyed for some reason.

“Sigh…” Tony sighs in embarrassment and begins to lead me towards his room while his sister follows me from behind. Blair has always been quite cheeky, so Tony is used to this side of her.

The moment we get to their room, I sit down on the chair which is situated in a corner of the room. Their room is pretty normal without any exaggerated appliances, it’s surprisingly clean and well maintained, compared to Barry’s room. There are also two average beds and wardrobes that the siblings use discreetly without encroaching on each other’s space.

For some reason, Blair refuses to leave even after Tony begged her to give us some privacy for a few minutes, causing him to resign to his fate.

“Man…. What do you want me to offer you? W-We don’t have ‘blood’ at home, and that is the vampires’ food…” Tony suddenly asks with a stutter.

“Oh, that? I’m okay, you don’t have to worry…” I say, looking embarrassed for a split second.

“You can drink my blood.” Blair suddenly rushes towards me, stretching her hand forward for me to take a bite. For some reason, this scene looks funny because she’s currently wearing a Mickey Mouse nightie which gives her a very childish look.

“Ah, that’s illegal…” I say, pushing her hand away from my face.

“It’s not illegal if you have my consent!” She bellows and shoves her hand in my face again.

SIGH!

“Okay fine, I am not drinking your blood.” I tell her, pushing her hand away from my face.

“Humph!” She stomps her feet on the ground and angrily walks back to the bed.

“…..”

“Have you gotten the supers academy form?” I ask, breaking the uncomfortable silence.

“Yeah, my dad got a form for both me and Blair. My dad says that he will take a loan and get us some low-level ability crystals.” Tony replies with a sigh.

“Wait, what?! Blair?” I ask, surprised.

“Yeah, Blair is also in the 12th grade and she is also going to graduate…” Tony says with a long sigh. I know that Tony isn’t the smart type and he has repeated a class a couple of times, but to think that he is in the same class as his sister is just astonishing.

“Well!!! I’m one of the most brilliant final year students!” Blair bellows and brags.

Suddenly, the system’s words appear before my eyes.

[Hey!]

Where the fuck have you been?

[0)ᴠʟ [Mmm, I’ve been watching everything that has been going on for a while. Let’s give this loli that purple ability crystal.]

“…”

You can’t tell me what to do. Besides, I plan on giving the crystal to Lilith.

I tell the system angrily. I just hate it whenever it commands me to do something.

[Sigh… I’m sorry if I spoke in a rude way, but think about it, you don’t know anything about that ability crystal and your inspect skill isn’t working on it. Besides, my gut is telling me that it’s a very strong one.

[Lilith is still young and she’s not going to graduate this year. But think about it, if you give the crystal to Blair, you are going to make her your woman since she also likes you. This way, it will be a win-win situation for us since you will earn sex points from her and also copy whatever ability she is going to have.]

Sigh, I understand your point, but I promised Tony that i wouldn’t date his sister….

[Jake, think about it. Your friend will also understand, and he won’t even care if you date his sister after he gets a high-level ability. Don’t be a wimp, you are not some type of Santa Claus that does things without benefits!]

Mmm, what you’re saying makes a lot of sense. I’m about to give out two ability crystals worth millions of dollars….fufufu.

In the next moment, I snap back to reality after talking to the system.

“Have you forgotten what I promised you, Tony?” I ask with a brow raised.

“Oh, that? I did remember, but I didn’t put my mind to it…after all, people disappoint.” He replies with a shrug.

“Dimwit, I’m not a human, I always keep to my words.” I say, and dip my hands into my pocket, making the two crystals appear inside my pocket from the inventory.

In a flash, I fetch two glowing crystals out of my pocket….