I Shall Cuck Everyone

Subsequently, mom turns her head and gives me a piercing gaze…

“Jake, where did you get a Neural Billycock ointment?”

“What the actual fuck?! I don’t know anything about It. I have never heard about it, at least not until today!” I reply, shrugging my shoulders.

“Okay, I believe you, Jake.” Mom wearily lets out a sigh and shifts her gaze towards Misty who is still whimpering. In the outside world, Misty is seen as a cold and menacing woman, but when she’s around me she always acts like a lovestruck kuudere girl and she would even cry at the slightest thing.

“Misty, did you have any boyfriend before dating Jake?” Mom inquires.

“I…I have always turned down all of my admirers. Jake is the only man that has penetrated me…” Misty replies in a low voice.

“This is like a puzzle that we can’t solve. Maybe there is another way a person could instill the Neural Billycock into someone’s body without sex. Jake said he’s not the one, then who could it be? Misty, how many admirers do you have who are vampires?”

“I have many admirers that are vampires, I can’t count them. And why would they even inflict me with that kind of thing?” Misty answers.

“Here’s a suggestion!” Hayes suddenly declares. “Misty, it’s possible that someone did inflict you with it so as to get back at you for turning them down, and so they can also use it to blackmail you. This may also have been done when they learned about your marriage.” Hayes explains.

“That makes perfect sense.” Aurora mumbles. “Earlier, I doubted you, Misty, and I am very sorry about that…”

After saying these words, Aurora moves sideways on the couch, and hugs Misty apologetically.

[Wow, so someone did this to Misty to blackmail her?]

I don’t know man…

[I’m not a man! I am a woman!]

Okay, pus– woman It is.

[You wanted to call me a pussy?]

Me? What?! I wouldn’t dare!

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[Okay, but we need to get to the bottom of this. Don’t you think that the person who did this to Misty might try to pull another trick on her?]

That’s right… I really need to get to the root of this.

“Mom, how can we cure Misty if a healing ability can’t cure her?”  I ask.

Mom simply places her on her chin as if rummaging through her brain.

“There are two ways to cure her and both are extremely hard. In the past, only the husband could cure the wife of her misery if he forgave her, or the wife would have to go for the second option which is to get the Red Tarragon fruit. And the Red Tarragon tree can only be found in the vampire world. Furthermore, it’s guarded by extremely dangerous subclasses.” Mom says, shaking her head.

“What is the first option?” Misty asks in a low voice…

“The first option… The husband would have to fuck the brains out of his wife and trust me it’s going to be an extremely painful and unbearable procedure. But it would surely expel the Neural Billycock. The question is can she endure it?”

“Eeuk~!” Misty sucks in a cold breath. “I…I can endure it. Jake, let’s go to the bedroom…” She says while blushing and glancing at me with a slightly flustered expression.

“That’s not how it works. You two are not married yet. So, if you two want to do it so badly, then let it be tomorrow.” Mom suddenly suggests.

“Ah, t-t-that… Many people are going to hear my cries. They would think I lost to Jake on the bed without knowing that I’m actually going through a lot of pain.”

“Well, even when you were in peak condition, you always lost to me on the bed…” I say, with a grin slowly materializing on my face.

“Fufufu, are you sure that I can also lose to you on the bed? Besides, do you know how we nekos get married?”

I hear a giggle from the side of the room causing me to turn my head with a jerk.

I see Hayes giggling like a kid, while Anne has puffed cheeks. On the other hand, Myra and Blair are watching something on their phones with their eyes seriously glued to the screen.

“You sound so confident in yourself. I promise to fuck you till you pass out tomorrow.” I say with a smirk and a raised brow .

“I’d like to see you try. Fufufu…” Hayes giggles again.

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