I Just Won't Play By The Book

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“You have a lot of twisted logic.” Jiang Beiran laughed.” But you’ve intercepted so many heroes, but have you never encountered anyone who wants to fight you head-on?”

“Yes! Of course there is.” After Little Seven finished speaking, she pointed upwards.” But we have people above us. If something really happens, there will naturally be someone to help us settle it.”

“So what do you want to do by coming to me?”

Having heard enough of the story, Jiang Beiran went straight to the point.

“Hee hee, this…” Little Seven smiled and sat back in her seat,””I, Little Seven, like to make friends with smart people the most in my life because they can always let me learn a lot. When I saw you today, I felt that you were different. The word smart is not enough to describe you. It’s a rare kind, and I can’t explain it anyway, but I always feel that if I can build a relationship with you, I’ll definitely benefit endlessly.”

“Since you want to ask me for advice, why did you go through the window instead of the door?”

“You’re a smart person, so I won’t hide it from you. I feel that you experts like those who don’t take the normal path. If you knock on the door, you’ll most likely be rejected. Jumping in through the window will instead arouse your interest.”

“Hahahaha!” Jiang Beiran couldn’t help but laugh out loud.” Interesting, interesting. You’re indeed interesting.”

Seeing Jiang Beiran smiling happily, Little Seven immediately followed suit.” Young Master Wang, I don’t think you’re a local. Is this your first time here?””

“Indeed.”

Jiang Beiran knew very well that when dealing with such a shrewd person, he had to be 70% honest and 30% fake. It was better to tell the truth when it was obvious that he could not hide it. For example, even if he said that this was not his first time in the Qi Kingdom, he would still give himself away. After all, he knew almost nothing about the Qi Kingdom.

“Hehe, I, Little Seven, don’t have any other abilities, but I remember people very clearly. Young Master Wang, you’re new here, so if you need any help, just let me know.”

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(Let me explain to my new friends that the anti-theft section will be changed in the future, and there will be no additional charges. Let me tell my old friends that I have no choice but to insist on anti-theft. Every time I stop anti-theft, I will lose 1,000 yuan in follow-up orders. I can’t even type words because of my mental breakdown. In order to keep this book going, I hope everyone can forgive me. You can treat the anti-theft section as a trailer for today’s update. Thank you for your understanding.)）

After taking a pill, Jiang Beiran was about to go to bed to rest when he saw a figure suddenly jump in through the window. At the same time, three options popped up.

[Option 1: Kill the intruder directly. [Completion Reward: Great Compassion Dark Mantra (Earth Grade Low-Rank)]

[Option 2: Ask who is coming. [Completion Reward: True Essence Thunder Technique]

[Choice 3:” He’s here.” [Completion Reward: Random Basic Attribute Point +1]

“Hmm?”

Looking at the third option, Jiang Beiran raised an eyebrow. He instantly understood what the system meant.

Pretending to be an expert!

After choosing the third option, Jiang Beiran grabbed a teacup in front of the bed and said,””You’re here.”

Pouring a cup of hot tea, Jiang Beiran handed the cup to the figure and said,””There’s no need to look. I’m the only one in the room.”

After the man’s search was fruitless, he simply took the teacup and sat down.”Have you heard of us?”

“It’s not important. I just know that someone will come looking for me tonight.”

“You’re indeed an interesting young master.”After saying that, the figure splashed the tea in his cup and took out a gourd from his waist. He poured the wine into it and patted his chest.”Everyone here calls me Little Seven.”

“My surname is Wang.”

“So it’s Young Master Wang. Nice to meet you.”After cupping her hands at Jiang Beiran, Little Seven continued,””I’ve made a fool of myself in front of Young Master Wang during the day.”

‘Is it really the aftermath of that incident…’

When the man who called himself Little Seven had jumped out of the window and entered the room, Jiang Beiran had already guessed that it must have something to do with the few ” actors ” he had met during the day. Now, it seemed that it was indeed the case.

At the thought of this, Jiang Beiran smiled and did not answer.

Noticing that Jiang Beiran was silent, Little Seven picked up her glass and downed it in one gulp.

“Hah ~”

Letting out a breath of alcohol, Little Seven picked up the gourd and said,””This is my home-brewed sweet potato roast. Young Master Wang, do you want to try it?”

“No need. I prefer tea.”Jiang Beiran raised his teacup.

“Then I won’t stand on ceremony with you.”Little Seven said as she picked up the gourd and gulped down a big mouthful.

Wiping her mouth, Little Seven, whose face was beaming with luck, leaned closer to Jiang Beiran and asked curiously,””Young Master, out of curiosity, how did you know that it was a trap?”

“Although that little lady appeared to be panicking when she met the local ruffian, her feet did not move at all. She also did not have the intention of hiding behind her lover. Although the local ruffian looked ruthless, the slap that she used to slap the scholar seemed to be forceful. However, she withdrew her strength when she was about to hit him. Also…”

“Alright, alright, Young Master, you don’t have to say anymore. I didn’t expect that this play that I thought was flawless would be so full of mistakes.”

After taking a sip of tea, Jiang Beiran looked up and said,””Actually, I also have a question.”

“Please ask, Young Master.”

“Since you want to arrange for a hero to save the damsel in distress, why did you give that little lady a lover? Wouldn’t this make the hero who saved them feel bored?”

“Hahahaha!” Little Seven laughed loudly,” No, no, Young Master Wang, you don’t understand. Those heroes fall for it.””

“Which one?”

Smiling wretchedly, Little Seven whispered into Jiang Beiran’s ear,””My wife is someone else’s fragrance

‘Good fellow…’

After hearing this explanation, Jiang Beiran immediately understood what was going on.

The seduction of a married woman was sometimes more fatal than a virgin. If you don’t believe me, you can ask Cao Cao.

Seeing that Jiang Beiran’s expression did not change, Little Seven continued to whisper,””Let me tell you this. If you save that little lady today, her lover will immediately come and thank you for your great kindness. Then, he will invite you to their house for a meal. During the meal, he will recognize you as his big brother. At that time, the little lady will become your brother’s wife. When the scholar falls, the little lady will look at you delicately when she pours wine for you. When she pours wine, she will accidentally pour it on your pants. Look at this…”

” Stop it, stop it. There’s an image in my mind.’

Upon hearing this, Jiang Beiran felt that it was a waste of talent for this fellow not to film an adult film.

After finishing the content that was not suitable for children, Little Seven chuckled and said,””If this continues, even if you’re a hero made of iron, you’ll melt ~”

Nodding, Jiang Beiran asked curiously,””What happens after you fall into the trap?”

“Then there are many ways to explain it. If we encounter those who cherish their reputation, we will arrange for that scholar to peek at their scandals. At that time, in order to protect their reputation, those heroes will be willing to pay any price.”

“If you meet a lecherous one, then it’s even easier to handle. The little lady still has sisters, aunts, and aunts. As long as you make arrangements for her to be comfortable, they’ll all be rich.”

“Also, if you like to play exciting games, we can arrange it for you…”

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Jiang Beiran could not help but feel his scalp tingle as he listened. He had thought that this was just an ordinary fairy dance, but he had not expected it to have such a wide range of business. It was basically a way to squeeze people dry.

Even though he was using despicable methods, Jiang Beiran had to admit that the ruffian before him was indeed a talent.

Noticing Jiang Beiran’s subtle expression, Little Seven sighed and said,””Hai, we’re just trying to make a living. We have a large group of people to feed, and our job doesn’t hurt people. Although we’re trying to scam some money, we’re still letting them have a good time, right?”

“You have a lot of twisted logic.” Jiang Beiran laughed.” But you’ve intercepted so many heroes, but have you never encountered anyone who wants to fight you head-on?”