Chapter 282 - The Husband's Business Card Is Done!
[The husband's business card.]
There are a lot of people who have their own business aura.
Such aura can be only created through various merits, strength and many more factors that are all connected to the dangerous life in the world pillar.
This aura is often associated with a party or the household's emblem.
However, the husband was far different. One could say that he was destined or that he had talent. In his case, this talent would be a magnetic aura that pulled the women into his embrace and told everyone else who was the real husband.
The husband of weirdos.
As per husband's words in the past, everyone is in a way weirdo.
So his aura was lethal and dangerous, but Kyoya went for the business card that would help him deal with this aura.
His situation was that different.
While others could control their business aura and make others approach them only after special prerequisites were made, Kyoya was just too nice a person to judge someone based on their first instinctive reaction.
"Before anyone calls me the husband, I will take out this card."
"It looks weird."
The husband's card was made with Maria's help, but even she found it to be weird. Her brown eyes scanned the card a few times, then she shrugged. Nothing more could be done as it was decided to be the final version.
So what does the husband's business card look like?
It's black card with the husband's face drawn. He tried to make a business smile, but it looked weird, so he drew just a normal smile. Then, there were glyphs, which was this world pillar's language, written next to his smiling face.
[The husband from The Husband's Heaven is here to work with you. You are my 'CUSTOMER' and I am here to smoothly help you deal with your problems! As my customer, you can expect me to work dedicatedly! Please, do your best to keep the business relationship!]
"The hell you mention the customer two times?"
"You should know why, Maria. You should."
"Ah, the husband! I want to hear you lament before I go to sleep."
"Did you drink too much?"
"A little! But what can I do else with you? I am not in a mood for training and you don't want me to paint your nails, do you? What about make-up?"
"Yeah, go sleep."
Maria just smiled smugly, then stood up. Her own cents to the card were roses designed around the corners as it was something Xaya surely would like. She also liked flowers, so Maria was content too.
She waved her hand at the husband, then went to her room.
Left alone in the main room, Kyoya kept playing with his card while believing that most women should get clear-minded with this card. He also was ready to go all business mode and laughed while imagining that.
He found it somewhat funny, both his business mode and the fact that he had to go for such lengths in his life.
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After some time passed in loneliness that was also refreshing for the husband, Akaro entered the room and added her support to the husband. Of course, Kyoya showed his card before any serious talk, but Akaro had nothing to comment on this card.
She kept her cat form, then took the chair next to Kyoya.
"Okay, so how was Hiro?"
The husband learned that Hiro's light was similar to God Of Light. This was divinity in equal status like to the death god, so Kyoya felt like his game system wouldn't be enough to help him.
But the husband's goddess was here and she joined Hiro in his firsts quests that required him to slay the monsters with the light.
Just this alone allowed Akaro to properly asset scrutinize the new party member.
[Akaro(Goddess Fiana): He uses his light mostly on the sword. When you saw him earlier fighting against the monster, his armor also shone but it was just nothing more than his power spreading through his body and equipment on its own.]
"Is it bad?"
Kyoya honestly asked as he was also similarly fighting. But Hero's case was different as Kyoya had proper concepts which were different from Hiro who learned those instinctively and through luck.
Hiro's first mistake was to use the light only on the weapon.
[Akaro(Goddess Fiana): Gods Of Light are one of the fastest divinities. This is natural for them, but this man uses light as raw power while solely focusing on strength. It's wrong.]
The other mistakes were obviously Hiro not understanding the light and not focusing on the speed aspect, but also him not even trying to use it through his body.
Akaro shared her knowledge, but also left the most importants things foreign to the husband as Gods Of Light's responsibility in the heavenly realms were also a bit unknown to her.
"I seeā¦ I will try to guide him through the system soon."
Kyoya's goal was to help the new party members, his genuine will. This was what fueled his heart, but everyone kept getting benefits out of these new members, so Kyoya was already focusing on the proper path like the 'god' he was.
Even his wife was getting more disciples as Leena's sisters decided to also take this path. That was why it was beneficial to everyone and new members also brought in their unique styles and understandings.
Kyoya was also feeling merrier and now he also had the third male member in his party.
It was something weird to celebrate, but it was a feat worthy of such in the husband's life.
Soon enough, Kyoya decided to also go and rest for a little.
It was then, "Kyoya."
Xiaoxiao returned from the bath in nothing more but white bathrobe. She looked red from the hot water and exuded a charming and cute aura all over her body. The love effect also took place and XIaoxiao quickly became the hot goddess in Kyoya's mind.
He looked at her and whispered, "It will be only two of us in the room."
"I know! We have something serious to talk about, Kyoya!"
It was really something serious as Xiaoxiao left no choices for the husband. Her eyes alone invited him to their room and it wasn't like he needed invitation!