Chapter 86 - 82: Logging Back into the Void God Realm

Chapter 86: Chapter 82: Logging Back into the Void God Realm

A few days later.

Su Tan finally realized what kind of influence he had on that guy... It was... a problem! A very annoying problem!

"Damn it... is there something wrong with your head? I’m taking a f*cking sh*t, why are you squatting in front of me and staring?" Su Tan said with a dark expression.

"Hehe... it’s nothing. Don’t mind me, just pretend I don’t exist. You carry on, carry on..." the Little White Wolf said with a smile, sporting two dark circles under his eyes (though Su Tan couldn’t see them).

Carry on? Carry on my *ss... How could anyone carry on in this situation? Why don’t you try carrying on and show me? Could you crap if you were in my shoes? Either way, he certainly couldn’t. It was utterly disgusting. Su Tan was left completely speechless!

Ever since the Little White Wolf saw him Master (Sweep) Ten Thousand Laws (the Floor) that day, the wolf’s behavior had become extremely bizarre. He acted like he had gone insane, constantly pestering Su Tan to teach him the method of Mastering Ten Thousand Laws.

Su Tan had no idea what that overly dramatic and cringe-worthy nonsense even was, so he flatly refused. He even told the wolf to stop daydreaming before his brain rotted.

Fine. The guy didn’t press the issue, but... he developed a habit of peeping. Whether Su Tan was sweeping the floor, cooking, boiling tea, or eating, the wolf followed him around for nearly twenty-four hours a day, watching him non-stop.

If it were just normal activities like eating, drinking water, sweeping, or boiling tea, it wouldn’t have been a big deal. However, when it came to private matters like taking a bath, going to the toilet, picking his nose, or scratching his feet, staring wide-eyed was crossing the line! Ahem. Of course, that was just a metaphor. As a neat freak, Su Tan would never pick his nose or scratch his feet. Even if he did... he would only do so after thoroughly washing his nose and feet.

Su Tan was deeply troubled by the Little White Wolf’s behavior. It only added insult to injury, considering he was already feeling defiled by the side effects of the Overlord Body Realm.

Did the powerful Overlord Body Realm actually have side effects? Yes! Of course it did! At least to Su Tan, it was a massive side effect.

For example, if he activated the Overlord Body Realm while using the toilet, he could clearly feel certain things that would make anyone lose their appetite. Just think about it: even if you weren’t a neat freak, how disgusting would it be to accidentally touch that stuff while on the toilet? It would be unbearable for a normal person, let alone a germaphobe. That was exactly what it felt like. Su Tan simply couldn’t handle it. It was completely different from merely seeing it. To Su Tan, his Realm felt like an extension of his own limbs; it had physical sensations. Therefore, after accidentally sweeping his Realm over the chamber pot that one time, Su Tan was doomed to be scarred for life.

"Get lost!" Su Tan raised his voice, shouting furiously.

"I won’t bother you..." the Little White Wolf said pitifully, staring at Su Tan with a pair of large, jewel-like eyes.

Did acting cute work? Su Tan remained completely unmoved and even felt the urge to beat the crap out of this guy.

"Scram! Or else I’m going to deal with you!" Su Tan pretended as if he were about to trigger the wolf imprint in his mind.

"No, no, no! Fine, I won’t look! I’ll leave, okay..." Seeing the situation go south, the Little White Wolf immediately chickened out, shrank his neck, and turned around. Before leaving, he didn’t forget to shake his head and sigh.

"Sigh... so petty... truly petty... However...

"The path of cultivation is arduous, perilous, and endlessly long. For us cultivators, the pursuit of the Dao is destined to be a lonely and bumpy road! We suffer endless cold stares and mockery, but... so what? I shall cut through the thorns and thistles, overcome all hardships, defy the heavens, and forge a Great Dao that reaches the sky..."

He stood up on his hind legs, clasping his front paws behind his back. He raised his head and puffed out his chest. A Little White Wolf walking on two legs? With his eyes slightly narrowed, he gave off the visual impression of a peerless Grandmaster walking lonely under the setting sun. He perfectly displayed the demeanor of the Immortal Dao! However, seeing this on a fist-sized little wolf walking like a human... it was quite comical!

"Get the hell out!"

BAM! A roll of toilet paper was hurled at him.

Su Tan didn’t forget to hurl curses at the retreating figure. The wolf was definitely suffering from terminal chuunibyou. No doubt about it! Over the past few days, in his quest for the Dao, the guy had decided that mimicking Su Tan’s words and actions might yield some results. For some inexplicable reason, he had become obsessed with walking on his hind legs.

WHOOSH!

Afraid of thoroughly enraging Su Tan, the Little White Wolf dropped his front paws and returned to all fours. Timidly, he scurried away in a flash, leaving Su Tan sitting on the toilet, utterly flustered in the wind. How incredibly annoying!

In truth, putting aside these kinds of side effects, his Realm was actually quite useful. This was especially true when it came to cooking and boiling tea. With this skill, Su Tan’s culinary prowess had improved several times over. As for presentation, aroma, and taste—well, Su Tan didn’t know if the colors were actually good, but the taste was certainly not bad. Moreover, Su Tan could instantly grasp his surrounding environment and the detailed structure of objects at any time. But this ability... couldn’t be used recklessly. Especially not on living creatures. Because once he used this skill and probed a bit deeper, that person would have absolutely no secrets left in front of him. Wearing clothes would be exactly the same as not wearing them.

Don’t even ask if Su Tan had ever used this skill on Yun Chu. If you ask, the answer is no! Even if he had, he could never admit it. Given the fundamental differences between men and women, and considering Su Tan’s upstanding, honorable nature as a true gentleman, how could he possibly use it on someone a second time? The first time had simply been an accident; he genuinely hadn’t known that the Overlord Body Realm was that powerful.

Another month passed.

Summer had begun. Su Tan’s Dominator Body had grown even more stable, and his mastery over the Overlord Body Realm was stronger and more familiar. He felt that his Physique was already quite exceptional, reaching the Perfect grade. With everything ready, he began his Qi Condensation.

The Ten Thousand Dao Furnace inherently contained a Qi Condensation Chapter, so he didn’t need to worry about lacking a Cultivation Technique. The Qi Condensation process went extremely smoothly. Thanks to his Physique, Su Tan succeeded effortlessly. However, what left him slightly dissatisfied was that the quality of the Ten Thousand Dao Furnace’s Qi Condensation Chapter was vastly inferior compared to its Body Refinement Chapter. The difference was like heaven and earth.

"I must find a way to obtain a Qi Condensation Cultivation Technique and elevate the quality of this Chapter," Su Tan thought.

Regarding a Cultivation Technique, his first thought was the Void God Realm. Cultivation Techniques in the Void God Realm were very easy to obtain, and there were plenty of them.

"It’s been more than two months. The people in the Void God Realm should have forgotten about me by now!" he mused. After two whole months, the hype surrounding him should have definitely cooled down. With new geniuses emerging constantly, who would discuss him every single day for two straight months? After weighing his options for a while, Su Tan decided to take a trip to the Void God Realm.

"We’re going to the Void God Realm? Let’s go! I haven’t been out for ages, so this is the perfect time to go have some fun. This time... I’m going to beat up two thousand people!" The Little White Wolf’s battle intent soared, eager to give it a try.

Su Tan’s face darkened. This guy... he needed to have a serious talk with him. Otherwise, given his personality, he might actually run off and try to challenge two thousand people. Especially now that the wolf felt he had gained some initial insight into being the "Master of Ten Thousand Daos" and had reaped some benefits from the Dominator Body; his ego was completely inflated.

"Our purpose for entering this time is to secure a Qi Condensation Cultivation Technique. Remember, do not show off, and absolutely do not cause trouble!" Su Tan said solemnly.

The Little White Wolf knew how to weigh the gravity of the situation and promised to listen to Su Tan and stay out of trouble. Since Su Tan was being so cautious, it had to be a major event. He could mess around during minor matters, but for major ones... he knew he absolutely had to listen to Su Tan.

DING! "Welcome to the Void God Realm!"

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!

It was the familiar login sound.

DING! "Welcome to the second level of the Void God Realm!"

Su Tan and the Little White Wolf logged directly into the second level.

"By directly entering the second level this time, we probably won’t be recognized," Su Tan thought. More importantly, they shouldn’t run into that incredibly annoying Fat Monk who was armed to the teeth with cheats.

WHOOSH!

But right at that moment, a gust of wind sped over from the distance. In an instant... the figure had already arrived in front of Su Tan and the Little White Wolf. It was a person. A panting person. A Fat Monk...

Yes! It was the exact same Monk who had set Su Tan up last time.

"Holy crap... you guys... HUFF... HUFF..." He gasped heavily for air in a frantic rush. "Holy crap... you finally came. I’ve been waiting for you..."

The Little White Wolf looked at Su Tan, waiting to see what he would do.

Su Tan let out a long breath. "Log out!"

DING! "Player Tanzi, Player Bai have logged out!"

The Monk was speechless.

"No, wait, don’t go, bros... I have something to discuss with you... something huge... don’t go... holy crap..."