Novel Full Chapter 69 - Toilet Incident
Estelle Xiao recalled how Sum Ting Wong managed to slip the handgun back into her holster without her realizing it. From this, she knew that Sum Ting Wong had some impressive sleight of hand skills.
Sum Ting Wong was definitely a qualified magician.
However, Estelle also recalled that there were some Ability Users among Hunters who preferred to call themselves Magicians instead.
As such, Estelle Xiao added 'street' in front of 'magician' on the form.
"Hey, we shared a handcuff together, rode together, now we are also in a room together, alone. Is this considered a date?" Albion suddenly asked.
"You can keep dreaming." Estelle Xiao rolled her eyes before she continued, "Address?"
Albion quickly lost interest after seeing he had failed to produce any of the responses he expected from the female officer.
He pulled his seat and leaned back while resting his crossed legs on the table before he said nonchalantly, "Does the police station not provide any water during their interrogation? I'm thirsty."
Estelle Xiao wrinkled her brows before she shortly stood up.
"Wait here." She said disgruntledly before she left the interrogation room.
Shortly after, Albion's gaze shifted from the closing door to the form and pen Estelle Xiao left behind on the table.
He quickly skimmed through the questions and realized they were boring questions related to his personal information before he decided to draw a big turtle on the form.
The form and pen were placed back in the original spot shortly before Estelle Xiao returned with Albion's glass of water.
"Your water."
"Thanks."
Albion quickly accepted the glass of cold water and downed the glass cup in one go before letting out a refreshing gasp of air.
Not surprisingly, Estelle Xiao was not happy once she saw the big turtle.
Logically, she should go and grab a new form. However, she did not want to leave Albion in the room alone again.
Who knows what he might do next?
"Address?" Estelle Xiao repeated her question after sitting down with her pen in hand.
"I need to pee," Albion suddenly stood up.
Estelle Xiao was alarmed by his sudden movements before she said with a frown, "I don't believe you. You only just finished a cup of water. How can you possibly need to go so fast?"
"Would you believe me if I said I've been holding this piss in for 27 months?" Albion asked calmly.
Estelle Xiao widened her eyes before she angrily said, "Do I look like an idiot to you? Who would believe that?!"
"Of course, you would not believe it," Albion said casually before finding himself a corner.
Estelle Xiao heard the sound of unbuckling belt and unzipping trousers before she quickly barked, "Stop! What are you trying to do?!"
"What does it look like? Taking a piss, obviously. You don't believe me, so most likely, you won't let me use the bathroom either. I have no choice but to do it here."
"Shameless!" Estelle Xiao cried with a red face.
Nevertheless, she made her way to the door before urging, "Come then. I'll take you to the bathroom!"
She did not know if Albion really needed to go or not, but if he did, the who needs to clean it up would be her.
Albion smiled and followed her shortly after zipping up his trousers and buckling his belt. After reaching the men's bathroom entrance, Albion quickly entered first.
However, he paused after seeing Estelle Xiao following him.
"Are you planning on going into the men's bathroom to watch me piss?" Albion asked while looking back at the female officer casually.
Estelle Xiao was immediately flushed with embarrassment before she spat, "I will wait outside. You better not try to escape!"
Albion shrugged nonchalantly.
Shortly after, he reached a cubicle before unzipping his trousers to carry out his business. He was not lying when he said he needed to go.
Pish~!
The floodgates opened, and the sound of gushing spring came rushing out before they surfed along the cubicle walls and slid into the abyss.
Thud.
Suddenly, a soft bump was heard in the toilet beside Albion's cubicle. Evidently, someone was using it.
Nevertheless, Albion did not think much and continued his business.
Pish~!
30 seconds…
60 seconds…
120 seconds…
240 seconds later, Albion showed no sign of finishing.
Nevertheless, Albion did not find this surprising.
But while Albion was not surprised, his neighbor sitting on the toilet bowel behind the wall was utterly shocked!
'How long was this mother f*cker going to piss?' Sum Gai thought while carrying out his own business on the toilet.
He would not have been so shocked if the person was pissing normal, but the mother f*cker was pissing like some high-pressure water hose!
Is someone playing a prank on him?
Pish~!
Albion continued to empty his water tank.
300 seconds…
360 seconds…
420 seconds later, Sum Gai came out and discovered that someone really was urinating into the cubicle beside his toilet!
What a monster!
"Hm? Can I help you?" Albion casually asked shortly after noticing the person was glancing over his shoulders with wide eyes.
Pish~!
Sum Gai slowly shifted his gaze from the cubicle to Albion before turning back to the cubicle again in shock.
He was stunned, speechless.
After a ten-minute-long piss, Albion finally finished up with a little jiggly shake, causing an object sticking out from his pockets to fall out.
"…"
"…"
The two glanced down at the bag of white powder in silence.
Shortly after, Sum Gai noticed Albion's handcuffs before he finally snapped out of his shock and quickly glanced around.
Seeing no one else was around to supervise the handcuffed person, Sum Gai immediately barked, "Who are you? Hands against the wall!"
Albion sighed before he said, "Officer, I can explain…"
"You can explain these white powder, can ya? How do you even still have these on you after being apprehended?!" Sum Gai interrogated.
"Yes. Exactly, those. I can explain—" Albion was about to explain but suddenly recalled a scene from his previous life before his eyes flickered with a mischievous idea.
"Well, go on then. Explain." Sum Gai urged.
"You see, no matter how I try to get rid of them, they always find their way back into my pockets. I've been trying to get rid of them all my life, but to no avail." Albion said.
"Don't even try that with me, mate. I'm not falling for—wait, where did the drugs go?" Sum Gai suddenly noticed the bag of white powder on the ground was missing.
"I swear to god, officer. This bag will always find its way back into my pockets, even if I flush it down a toilet." Albion took out the bag from his pockets again.
"Give me that!" Sum Gai grabbed the bag of white powder, but before he knew it, the bag had already disappeared from his hands after a light tap from Albion.
"Honest to god, officer. I've been cursed or something. I can't get rid of it, no matter what I do." Albion continued his charade while fully utilizing his Expert-level Sleight of Hand skill.
Sum Gai was immediately dumbfounded by what was happening.
He did not think much the first time, but for it for the bag of white powder to even disappear from his hand the second time, it could not be a mere coincidence.
"How can there be such a curse like this in the world?" Sum Gai muttered in amazement before gazing back at Albion in question, "Even when you flush it down the toilet?"
"Even when I flush it down the toilet!" Albion answered seriously.
"Show me!"
Albion nodded.
Shortly after, the white powder bag was flushed down the toilet while Sum Gai watched with observant eyes.
Shhh~!
"…"
"..."
The two watched in silence as the white powder bag disappeared for some time before Sum Gai lost his patience.
"Well? Show me the drugs."
"What f*cking drugs?" Albion frowned with a dumb look.