Chapter 62: You... You, Don’t Come Over Here! Yan Luoxi’s Terror

Chapter 62: Chapter 62: You... You, Don’t Come Over Here! Yan Luoxi’s Terror

Seeing that Xiaobai only gave him a single glance before ignoring him, Gu Yizhou looked utterly helpless.

With that, he walked over to the sofa, casually tossed his backpack aside, and then scooped Xiaobai right up!

"MEOW~!"

Yan Luoxi let out an extremely disgruntled meow.

However, Gu Yizhou completely ignored her struggles. He smiled and said, "Xiaobai, you little rascal, why are you ignoring me?"

Seeing that resistance was futile, Yan Luoxi couldn’t be bothered to struggle anymore. She let Gu Yizhou place her on his lap.

’Whatever!’

’Let him do what he wants!’

’As long as this jerk doesn’t touch my chest, it’s fine!’

Gu Yizhou wasn’t *that* perverted, though.

After placing Xiaobai on his lap, he began stroking her fur with one hand while using the other to order takeout on his phone.

"What should I get to eat?"

Gu Yizhou scrolled through the takeout options on his phone and asked the Xiaobai on his lap, "Xiaobai, what do you think I should get?"

Deciding what to eat every day really is a tough question for people these days!

Especially in this age of popular food delivery apps, there are just too many options!

"Meow~"

Hearing Gu Yizhou’s question, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but want to roll her eyes!

But she couldn’t.

’You bastard!’

’You’re ordering takeout just for yourself, and you have the gall to ask *me* what you should get??’

’And another thing!’

’I’m a freaking cat right now!’

’And you’re asking a cat what you should order for dinner???’

’What a complete jerk!’

’Simply inhuman!’

Yan Luoxi was going on a frantic tirade in her head.

"Oh... found it!"

"I’ll order from this place!"

"I’ll have some grilled oysters tonight to... recharge!"

Gu Yizhou said with a grin.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Grilled food?’

SLURP.

Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but lick her lips.

’I want some too!’

’Hm?’

’Wait a minute!’

’Something’s not right!’

’Oysters????’

’To... recharge????’

’If I remember correctly, this jerk is single, isn’t he?!’

’What does *he* need to recharge for?’

’This... he’s not actually planning on doing something to *me*, is he?!’

Yan Luoxi’s eyes instantly shot wide open. She stared in horror at that jerk, Gu Yizhou.

However, Gu Yizhou didn’t notice any of this.

After placing his order, he put down his phone, picked up the glass of water from the coffee table, and brought it to his lips.

Yan Luoxi took one look.

’Isn’t that the very same glass of water I just drank from and then used to wash my little paws!’

’Drink it, drink it...’

Yan Luoxi giggled deviously in her mind.

She stared at Gu Yizhou, her big, round eyes following his every move.

She was eagerly anticipating his reaction to drinking her paw-washing water!

Just as Gu Yizhou was about to take a sip, he suddenly spotted a few strands of snow-white cat fur in the glass!

He glanced over at Xiaobai, who was staring intently at him.

Er...

Gu Yizhou understood in an instant.

So this little rascal Xiaobai had been secretly drinking from his glass again!

He couldn’t help but feel exasperated.

"Xiaobai, how did your fur get in this glass?"

Gu Yizhou said with a helpless sigh, "You’ve been sneaking drinks of my water again, haven’t you?"

’I’m busted!’

’He found out!’

Lying on Gu Yizhou’s lap, Yan Luoxi’s heart skipped a beat.

’No way. I’ll deny it to the death!’

’You don’t have any proof, anyway!’

Yan Luoxi thought to herself.

"Meow~"

She let out a couple of soft meows at Gu Yizhou.

Her expression seemed to say, "Wasn’t me. I didn’t do it. Don’t you dare accuse me!"

Gu Yizhou looked at Xiaobai, who was staring up at him with wide, innocent eyes.

He could only let out a helpless, wry smile.

It couldn’t be helped!

Xiaobai was just a cute little kitten. What bad intentions could she possibly have?

Gu Yizhou moved Xiaobai from his lap onto the sofa, then took the glass and got up to wash it in the kitchen.

"Mrow~"

’Damn it!’

’I can’t believe I didn’t get that damn jerk to drink my paw-washing water!’

Yan Luoxi felt indignant and resentful.

’That jerk!’

’I will definitely make him drink my paw-washing water.’

’If not today, then I’ll try again tomorrow!’

Yan Luoxi thought with dogged determination.

After returning from washing the glass, Gu Yizhou grabbed a new one and poured himself some fresh water.

Gu Yizhou returned to the sofa carrying two glasses of water. After setting them down, he reached out and gently flicked Xiaobai’s little head. "Oh, Xiaobai," he said, exasperated. "You’re such a naughty, silly little cat!"

"Hiss..."

"Mrow~"

’Damn it!’

’How dare he flick me on the head!’

’I’m adding this to his list of crimes!’

Yan Luoxi mentally added another black mark against Gu Yizhou’s name.

She brandished her little pink paws at Gu Yizhou.

"Alright, Xiaobai, stop pretending!"

Gu Yizhou rolled his eyes and said exasperatedly, "Daddy barely even touched you, okay?"

This Xiaobai was simply too smart; she even knew how to put on a show!

What a little drama queen!

Gu Yizhou felt utterly helpless.

"Meow~"

"HSSST!"

Yan Luoxi hissed at Gu Yizhou!

’Pretending my ass!’

’Why don’t you just get lost?!’

’Barely touched me?’

’It hurt like hell!’

’He doesn’t even consider how small I am now!’

’You jerk, you’re a dead man!’

Yan Luoxi fumed internally.

Of course, Gu Yizhou had no idea what she was thinking at that moment.

If he had, he would have cried out: What a vicious woman!

"Xiaobai, do you not like drinking from the pet water fountain?"

Gu Yizhou asked, looking at Xiaobai.

Yan Luoxi shot him a glance, not deigning to give him a proper response.

’What a stupid question!’

’She, Yan Luoxi, wasn’t a real cat. Who would want to drink from a pet water fountain!’

’Making her, the dignified President of Tidal Group, lick water from a plastic spout? Did he think she had no dignity?!’

"Hmm..."

Gu Yizhou mused, "Okay, Xiaobai, how about this? Since you don’t want to drink from the fountain, this glass will be yours from now on. You use this one to drink water, and the other one is mine. No more shenanigans, you hear?"

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi gave him a surprised look.

’She’d originally thought Gu Yizhou was disgusted by her using his glass and had gotten a new one for that reason!’

’She never expected he actually intended to give the glass to her!’

’I guess this jerk has a little bit of a conscience after all!’

’But!’

’You’ve sorely miscalculated, you jerk!’

’I’m *going* to make trouble. I’ll just keep making trouble tomorrow!’

’I will make you drink this queen’s paw-washing water.’

’If not today, then tomorrow!’

’Hmph!’

Yan Luoxi thought haughtily.

Watching Xiaobai’s big, azure eyes darting about, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but laugh.

’This silly little cat is actually really cute!’

He couldn’t resist flipping her over. Caught completely off guard, Yan Luoxi suddenly found herself lying on her back on the sofa, paws in the air.

"Huh?"

Before Yan Luoxi could even process what was happening, she saw a ridiculously handsome face press against her soft, pink belly...