Chapter 32: Scumbag, Go Drink My Foot Bath Water

Chapter 32: Chapter 32: Scumbag, Go Drink My Foot Bath Water

Yan Luoxi hadn’t wanted to come out, but she had no choice. The floor was too hard, and it was uncomfortable to lie on.

Besides, while the floor didn’t look dirty, there was bound to be some dust. For a neat freak like Yan Luoxi, if she could avoid the floor, she would.

After lying on the sofa for a while, Yan Luoxi suddenly felt a little thirsty.

She wasn’t sure if it was because the cat food she’d eaten earlier was too dry or for some other reason.

In any case!

She was thirsty now!

Yan Luoxi subconsciously glanced toward the pet water fountain on the balcony...

Ugh...

She didn’t know why.

Every time she looked that way, she couldn’t help but recall the mortifying scene of that detestable dog man catching her while she was burying her pee!

Burying her pee!

Getting caught like that was the absolute definition of social suicide!

It was just too humiliating!

’No!’

’I’m way too thirsty. I have to get a drink!’

Yan Luoxi’s gaze once again fell upon the pet water fountain on the balcony...

’Maybe... I should just have a little sip?’

’I’ve already eaten cat food, so what difference does drinking a little water make!’

Yan Luoxi consoled herself.

Just as she was hesitating.

Suddenly, her gaze fell upon a water cup on the coffee table!

That was the dog man’s cup, and right now, it was full of water.

’Maybe... I’ll drink his?’

Drinking from that guy’s cup is better than crouching on the balcony to lap up water from the fountain.

No sooner said than done!

With a light leap, Yan Luoxi jumped from the sofa onto the coffee table.

LAP~

Walking over to the cup, she stuck out her tiny, pink tongue and took a small lick.

’Ah... So refreshing~!’

After a few more licks of water, Yan Luoxi felt her entire person—er, her entire cat body—feel completely refreshed!

She’d never known drinking water could feel this good!

After drinking for a moment, Yan Luoxi no longer felt thirsty.

Just as she was about to get down from the coffee table, an idea suddenly struck her.

She glanced down at her fluffy little pink paws. After a moment’s hesitation, she lifted one of her paws and slowly dipped it into the water cup...

’You dog man! You like eating the good stuff, do you?! Eating it all by yourself?! And you make me eat cat food!!!’

’Go drink my paw-washing water!’

’Hmph!’

Muttering curses, Yan Luoxi repeatedly rinsed her little paw in the water.

Once she was done, she leaped from the coffee table back onto the sofa, completely satisfied with herself!

’Such agility!’

’Am I right?!’

Yan Luoxi was in a fantastic mood. She leaped around on the sofa, having an absolute blast!

It just so happened that Gu Yizhou, having finished his shower, walked out of the bathroom at that very moment.

He froze for a moment when he saw Xiaobai bouncing all over the sofa.

"Uh..."

Gu Yizhou didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. "Xiaobai, what has you so worked up?"

"..."

When Yan Luoxi heard his voice, she froze as well.

She turned her head to look at Gu Yizhou, and the atmosphere was suddenly a bit awkward!

"Meow~!"

’I can’t go on living!!!’

Why does this jerk have to see me every single time I do something embarrassing!?

After letting out a wail of despair, Yan Luoxi simply flopped down.

She had shut down...

"Oh, right!"

Gu Yizhou suddenly remembered something.

He casually draped the towel he was using to dry his hair over a nearby chair, then walked to the sofa and picked up his backpack. As he opened it, he said to the little white cat, "Xiaobai, I bought some toys for you. I think you’ll like them!"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Toys...’

A phrase she’d seen on the internet once suddenly flashed through her mind: Little boys like electronic toys, and little girls like dolls. After they grow up, it’s the other way around!

Pah, pah, pah! Yan Luoxi hurriedly banished the chaotic thoughts from her mind!

’Dog man!’

’Does he really think I’m just some lowly pet cat?!’

’I don’t need any stupid toys!’

’I’m the distinguished president of the East Tidal Group! Do I look like I need toys?!’

A disdainful expression appeared on Yan Luoxi’s little face!

However, Gu Yizhou was oblivious to her inner thoughts and, still smiling, pulled a bag of cat toys out of his backpack.

"Xiaobai, look!"

Gu Yizhou took a cat teaser wand out of the bag.

With a broad smile, he said, "This must be your favorite—a teaser wand!"

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi instinctively looked up.

A strange sensation instantly washed over her.

’I really want to pounce and grab it!’

It was her feline instincts!

At that moment, she found the teaser wand utterly irresistible.

"Meow!"

"HISS!"

The longer Yan Luoxi stared, the more agitated she became. All the fur on her body stood on end!

She hissed at Gu Yizhou.

She raised her paws, baring her fangs!

In Gu Yizhou’s eyes, however, this display of hers was just adorably silly.

Gu Yizhou saw that his little wildcat, Xiaobai, was strongly resisting the teaser wand.

"Huh?"

He was a little puzzled.

"Xiaobai, you don’t like the teaser wand?"

"But doesn’t everyone online say that cats can’t resist teaser wands?"

"Was it all a lie?"

Gu Yizhou muttered to himself in confusion.

"Meow~"

Yan Luoxi was rolling her eyes so hard in her mind she lost count!

’You’re the one who likes the teaser wand! Your whole family likes the teaser wand!’

’You bastard, don’t compare me to those stupid cats!’

She cursed inwardly.

After that, she ignored the dog man Gu Yizhou and curled up in a corner of the sofa.

The reason she was curled up in a corner of the sofa was so that if that dog man Gu Yizhou tried to mess with her again, she could escape at a moment’s notice!

After all, she wasn’t an exhibitionist. She had no desire to be held up by her rump again to have her butthole inspected!

Seeing Xiaobai ignoring him, Gu Yizhou felt a bit helpless.

He had no choice but to put down the teaser wand and return to the bedroom to blow-dry his hair.

That’s right!

Every night after his shower, it was Gu Yizhou’s habit to blow-dry his hair.

He couldn’t help it!

He didn’t like the feeling of his hair staying damp.

WHIRRR—

The rhythmic sound of the blow-dryer filled the bedroom.

Hearing the noise, Yan Luoxi merely lifted an eyelid to glance toward the bedroom door before paying it no more mind.

「A few minutes later...」

Gu Yizhou walked out of the bedroom, his hair now dry.

He was a little thirsty. He walked over to the sofa again, intending to grab his cup to get some water.

The moment he picked up the water cup, Yan Luoxi, still curled up in her corner of the sofa, watched him stealthily out of the corner of her eye.

’That dog man is about to drink my paw-washing water!’

She felt a little thrill of delight at her impending mischief.

"Hmm?"

Gu Yizhou suddenly noticed several small footprints on the coffee table, shaped like little plum blossoms!

They were clearly a cat’s paw prints.

He then looked at the cup in his hand and saw a few strands of snow-white cat fur stuck to the rim...