Chapter 30: Like Hell I’d Believe You, You Scumbag

Chapter 30: Chapter 30: Like Hell I’d Believe You, You Scumbag

Here’s how it happened!

Back at the vet’s office, the veterinarian had specifically instructed Gu Yizhou that the kitten he’d rescued might have tapeworms or other parasites. She told him to check its poop when he got home. He was also supposed to inspect its butthole to make sure it was clean and check for any signs of diarrhea.

Gu Yizhou suddenly remembered.

And so!

He swiftly picked up the little white cat in his arms, turned its rear end toward himself, and began to observe it carefully.

Yan Luoxi, who had been comfortably enjoying a massage in Gu Yizhou’s arms, was caught completely off guard, her mind going blank.

"Hmm... The butthole is quite clean. Looks like there shouldn’t be any problems!"

Immediately after, she heard Gu Yizhou’s words slowly drift into her ears...

Yan Luoxi: "..."

"AWOO~!"

Snapping back to her senses, Yan Luoxi let out a startled cry, struggled free from Gu Yizhou’s demonic clutches, and scampered under a nearby table in a flash. She stared at Gu Yizhou with wide, shocked, and utterly incredulous eyes.

’This damn man actually peeked at my butthole...’

’Son of a bitch!’

’He’s a pervert!’

She was terrified right now!

She regretted it!

’If she had known this jerk Gu Yizhou was such a pervert, she never would have come back here today!’

"Er..."

Gu Yizhou was also completely baffled.

He couldn’t understand why Xiaobai was reacting so strongly.

’I don’t think I even touched her anywhere weird, did I?’

"Xiaobai, what’s wrong with you?"

he asked the little white cat.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’You have the fucking nerve to ask me what’s wrong???’

’What’s wrong with me? Don’t you have a goddamn clue what you just did????’

She couldn’t be bothered to deal with this major pervert anymore!

She turned her head and once again darted under the sofa in a flash. In short, the farther away she was from that damn man Gu Yizhou, the better!

’Otherwise, who knew what other outrageous things he might do to her!’

’If he really did try something... her tiny body would probably be pierced right through, wouldn’t it?!!!’

Yan Luoxi was terrified!

"Er..."

Seeing that Xiaobai was ignoring him and had hidden again.

And that last look Xiaobai gave him... why did it look so much like she was staring at a pervert?

’She doesn’t think I’m some kind of pervert with a weird fetish, does she?!’

Gu Yizhou thought with a sense of helplessness.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, come on out!"

Gu Yizhou knelt on the floor and called out to the little white cat huddled under the sofa, "You’ve misunderstood me! I’m really not a pervert!"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Like hell I believe you, you damn perverted jerk!’

’In any case, there’s no way I’m letting you touch me again!’

’Don’t even think about it!’

’Hmph!’

From under the sofa, Yan Luoxi fumed internally, gritting her teeth.

The moment she thought about how her delicate butthole had been completely exposed to that jerk Gu Yizhou, Yan Luoxi was so mortified and furious she wanted to kill someone!

’This time, I’m truly sullied!’

’Sob...’

Seeing that the little white cat refused to come out, Gu Yizhou was at a loss for what to do.

He had no choice but to give up for now.

’Anyway, she’ll come out to eat when she gets hungry enough.’

’For now, I need to solve my own problem first. I’ll fill my stomach before anything else.’

The beef offal he’d brought back as takeout had already gone cold, so he got up, took it to the kitchen, and popped it in the microwave to reheat.

Meanwhile, seeing that Gu Yizhou wasn’t going to force her out, Yan Luoxi breathed a sigh of relief.

She had been genuinely afraid that he would drag her out and do something indecent to her.

’If that happened, she would have fought him to the death!’

’Even if I have to die, even if I have to jump from here, I will absolutely protect my innocence!’

Yan Luoxi silently vowed in her heart.

Seeing that Gu Yizhou was definitely not paying attention to her anymore, Yan Luoxi finally felt safe enough to lie down under the sofa and rest with her eyes closed.

She was simply too tired.

Her emotions had been on such a wild rollercoaster, with such drastic ups and downs. Any person would find it unbearable, let alone a cat like her!

Meanwhile, Gu Yizhou quickly finished reheating the beef offal.

Already starving, he took the container out of the microwave, immediately brought it over to the dining table in the living room, opened the box, and prepared to dig in.

’Hmm???’

’What smells so good?’

Huddled under the sofa, Yan Luoxi suddenly caught a rich, savory aroma. All at once, she felt a little hungry herself.

It made sense!

She had only eaten a light meal for lunch today, and had drunk a lot of tea and coffee afterward.

She hadn’t been hungry before, but now, the meaty aroma instantly awakened her cravings.

She secretly peeked her little head out from under the sofa...

She took one look.

’Holy crap, it was that jerk Gu Yizhou eating beef offal!’

’How despicable!’

’He made me eat cat food earlier, but here he is eating beef offal himself!’

’Damn man!’

’I’m begging you, be a decent human being for once!’

"Meow~"

’Eat, eat, eat!’

’Choke on it, you selfish glutton!’

Yan Luoxi thought resentfully.

"Hm?"

Gu Yizhou noticed Xiaobai standing nearby, staring intently at his takeout.

"Xiaobai, you came out? Are you hungry and want some too?"

Gu Yizhou said with a gentle expression, "But you can’t eat this. Be a good girl and go eat your cat food."

It wasn’t that he was being stingy and unwilling to share with Xiaobai, but because cats can’t eat salt.

Their skin doesn’t have sweat glands, so salt in their bodies must be expelled through the kidneys. If they ingest too much salt, it will increase the burden on their kidneys, leading to kidney failure.

’Pah!’

’You bad guy! You’re eating meat yourself but telling me to eat cat food!’

’Wow, you damn man. You’re just great!’

Yan Luoxi shouted at Gu Yizhou.

"Meowoo~"

But this was the only sound that came out of her mouth.

"Er... Be good, listen to me!"

"I’ll give you a cat treat after I finish eating."

Gu Yizhou said helplessly.

Yan Luoxi shot him a vicious glare and decided to ignore him again.

Hmph!

Eat, eat, eat!

That damn man!

’When I get the chance in the future, I’m definitely going to tie him up, lock him in a dark room, and whip him viciously with a small leather whip! I’ll make him eat cat food!’

Yan Luoxi was filled with resentment at this moment!

"Meow~!"

She scurried back under the sofa to hide again, muttering curses. Out of sight, out of mind!

Otherwise, she was afraid that if she kept watching, she wouldn’t be able to resist running over to eat the cat food!

’Eat cat food?’

’How could that be okay!’

’I’m the dignified female CEO of the Tidal Group! How could I possibly eat something like cat food!’

’Impossible!’

’Absolutely impossible!’

She would absolutely not allow such a thing to happen!

’But... I’m so hungry!’

’I’ll just go to sleep. If I’m asleep, I won’t feel hungry.’

Yan Luoxi comforted herself in her heart.

And with that thought, she fell asleep...