Chapter 28: That Was Mao Xiaobai’s Doing, What Does It Have to Do With Me, Yan Luoxi?

Chapter 28: Chapter 28: That Was Mao Xiaobai’s Doing, What Does It Have to Do With Me, Yan Luoxi?

Yep!

Maybe it was from drinking too much coffee earlier, or maybe something else, but Yan Luoxi was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to pee.

She couldn’t hold it in much longer!

It had been a while since she’d turned into a cat. By her calculations, it had to be almost seven o’clock by now!

And there was no way he was stuck in traffic!

Gu Yizhou rode a motorcycle—they never get stuck in traffic!

Yan Luoxi had already looked up the distance from the company to this apartment complex. Even with traffic lights, the ride back on his motorcycle should take Gu Yizhou half an hour at most!

’Where the hell did that dog man go!?’

’Did he make a detour to go whoring...?’

After all, it was Friday, and he didn’t have to work tomorrow. Yan Luoxi had heard that a lot of men liked to go get a ’relaxing’ massage or something on Fridays. ’Could that bastard Gu Yizhou have gone to do that too???’

Yan Luoxi’s mind raced with wild speculation.

’But then again, that dog man doesn’t seem like the desperately horny type!’

’After all, if he really were that type, with his handsome-but-deceptive looks, he could have girls falling for him with just a little flirting!’

’But he’s still single, which must mean he’s the type who has some self-respect.’

"Ngh..."

Just as she was thinking, another wave of urgency washed over her, and she nearly leaked.

Yan Luoxi frantically clenched her muscles to hold it in. She glanced toward the stairwell again, but there was still no sign of Gu Yizhou.

She felt like her bladder was going to explode. Turning her head, she looked at the fist-sized hole in the corner of the door.

’Am I really going to let a full bladder defeat me?!’

’Screw it!’

’I’m just going to do it!’

’Besides, it’s not like anyone will see me crawling through a hole!’

Steeling herself, Yan Luoxi gritted her teeth, turned, and squeezed through the fist-sized hole...

Although the hole looked to be about the size of a fist, it was actually smaller than it looked.

Fortunately, Yan Luoxi was a tiny kitten, and cats’ bodies are quite flexible. Otherwise, she really might not have been able to squeeze through.

After getting inside the house, Yan Luoxi instinctively glanced at the litter box on the balcony.

’Am I really going to pee in a litter box?!’

’No!’

’No way!’

’How can I, the dignified CEO of a hundred-billion-dollar corporation, pee in a litter box?!’

Without hesitation, Yan Luoxi ran straight toward the bathroom...

’I have no other choice!’

’I’m seriously about to burst!’

But... when she reached the bathroom door, she was utterly stunned!

"FUCK!!"

Even she, who had always been so gentle and ladylike, couldn’t stop a curse from escaping her lips.

The reason was simple: the bathroom door was shut.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Why would that damn dog man close the bathroom door?????’

’Was he afraid someone would break in to steal his shit and eat it while he was at work!?’

At that moment, Yan Luoxi was utterly speechless!

Normally, she probably could have opened the door by jumping up and trying a few times.

But!

In her current state, with her bladder about to explode, how could she possibly dare to jump up and try?!

If she did, she’d probably end up spraying a fountain of pee into the air before the door even budged...

The very image made Yan Luoxi shudder!

"Meow~!"

"Dog man!"

"You damn dog man!"

...

She let out a meow, then couldn’t stop cursing.

She really couldn’t hold it any longer. Instinctively, she glanced back toward the litter box on the balcony.

’Maybe...?’

’Just this once?’

’Just make do with it?’

’Besides, I’m a cat right now, and no one will ever know...’

Yan Luoxi consoled herself.

No more hesitation!

She immediately turned around and ran toward the litter box on the balcony.

"Meeow~"

"PSSSSSSSSSS—"

Having finally found an outlet, a wave of unprecedented relief washed over Yan Luoxi, accompanied by the sound of running water!

"Meow~!"

"So... re... relieving..."

Her azure eyes narrowed in pleasure as she couldn’t help but cry out.

「Thirty seconds later.」

She opened her eyes and instinctively looked back at the litter under her paws.

Seeing the large wet patch in the litter, a look of embarrassment spread across her face.

After a moment’s hesitation, she extended her small, pink paws. She had to paw at the litter to bury the evidence. If that dog man Gu Yizhou came back and saw it, she would be even more mortified!

Just as she was pawing at the litter...

CLICK...

The front door opened, and Gu Yizhou’s figure appeared in the doorway.

The balcony was directly opposite the entrance, so the moment Gu Yizhou opened the door, he saw Yan Luoxi pawing at the litter to bury her pee.

At the same time, Yan Luoxi froze, her paw hovering in mid-air.

Gu Yizhou: "..."

Yan Luoxi: "..."

The man and the cat stared at each other.

"Uh..."

After a moment, Gu Yizhou was the first to snap out of it. He looked at the dumbfounded kitten staring back at him and smiled. "Xiaobai, so you were just burying your poop, huh? Heh heh..."

Yan Luoxi: "-_-||"

Hearing Gu Yizhou’s words, she had the distinct feeling that this dog man had watched the entire thing!

"MREOW~!"

Snapping back to reality, she let out a shriek, shot off the balcony, and with a sudden pounce, dove under the sofa.

"Uh..."

Gu Yizhou was taken aback for a moment by her intense reaction.

But he quickly recovered, a teasing look on his face. "Xiaobai, I didn’t realize you were the shy type!"

"Hahaha..."

Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but roar with laughter, amused by the kitten’s incredibly human-like behavior.

Meanwhile, Yan Luoxi was hiding under the sofa, covering her little face with her paws in a very human-like gesture.

’Boo hoo hoo...!!!’

’So humiliating!’

’I can’t believe that dog man saw me in such a mortifying moment!’

Yan Luoxi wailed internally.

’Why!?’

’That bastard, why did he have to come back at this exact moment!?’

...

She was currently huddled in a corner under the sofa, her little paws covering her eyes as if she were too ashamed to face the world.

She had even forgotten she was a cat!

Suddenly!

It dawned on her!

’Huh?’

’Wait, that’s not right. I’m a cat now!’

’As a cat, isn’t burying my business in a litter box the most normal thing in the world?’

’What do I have to be shy and embarrassed about?’

Yan Luoxi thought to herself.

’That’s right!’

’Exactly!’

’That’s it!’

’I have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed!’

’If anyone should be embarrassed, it’s that dog man for watching a lady bury her pee!’

’Shameless pervert!!’

’Hmph!’

Yan Luoxi consoled herself.

’Maybe my identity will be exposed someday, but that’s a problem for the future!’

’Right now, I am just a cat!!!’

’Besides, this was all done by Mao Xiaobai. What does it have to do with me, Yan Luoxi?’