Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 253: Yan Luoxi: Admit I’m Wrong? Impossible. Never in This Lifetime

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Chapter 253: Chapter 253: Yan Luoxi: Admit I’m Wrong? Impossible. Never in This Lifetime

This...

It was undeniable!

It was that little rascal Xiaobai’s doing!

What the hell.

She was just trying to stir up trouble!

Gu Yizhou was completely at a loss for words.

He turned to look at Su Qianqian in the kitchen doorway.

A helpless expression appeared on his face.

"Uh... It looks like Xiaobai, that little glutton, knocked it over..."

Su Qianqian was speechless.

This... Su Qianqian didn’t know what to say either!

Gu Yizhou scanned his surroundings.

He didn’t see any sign of Xiaobai.

’She must know she did something wrong and has run off to hide somewhere!’

"Classmate Su, Xiaobai has always been so well-behaved. Nothing like this has ever happened before..."

"I don’t know what’s gotten into her today."

"It seems like she’s hiding now..."

Gu Yizhou said helplessly, "Sorry about that."

"Haaa..."

Su Qianqian also shook her head helplessly.

’What could she do?’

’She was just as helpless!’

’It already happened. She couldn’t really get angry at a cat.’

"Um... I’m really sorry. Classmate Su, please don’t be angry."

Gu Yizhou said, "I’ll go find that silly little cat right now and give her a spanking!"

Hearing this, Su Qianqian felt a little better.

’Of course, she couldn’t possibly let Gu Yizhou actually hit the cat.’

Sigh~

’All my hard work on that fish!’

"Forget it, Yizhou."

"Xiaobai is just a cat, she doesn’t know any better. The fish is ruined, so let’s just leave it at that. You don’t have to punish her."

Su Qianqian sighed and said helplessly, "I’ll finish this other dish first. Let’s just have dinner."

"Okay, Classmate Su. You go back to the kitchen and watch the stove."

Gu Yizhou heard her and said, "I’ll clean this up!"

Of course, when he said he was going to hit his own cat, he was just saying it.

He couldn’t bear to actually hit her.

But a stern talking-to was definitely in order.

’What’s gotten into this silly little cat today?’

’I’ve never seen her try to steal food before!’

Gu Yizhou wondered helplessly.

Shaking his head, he went to get a broom and a rag and began to clean up the shattered plate and the grouper.

After he finished cleaning, Gu Yizhou still couldn’t find any trace of Xiaobai.

He searched all around.

He even looked under the sofa.

But she was nowhere to be found.

’Don’t tell me she snuck out and ran away again?’

Gu Yizhou thought.

Finally, Gu Yizhou returned to his bedroom, only to find Xiaobai sprawled on the bed, sleeping soundly!

Gu Yizhou was speechless.

’Are you f*cking kidding me!’

’She caused trouble and now she dares to sleep soundly on my bed!’

Gu Yizhou didn’t know whether to be angry or to laugh!

He walked over and snatched her up from the bed!

Yan Luoxi had just been pretending to be asleep!

Suddenly finding herself dangling in midair, she instantly opened her big, round eyes!

She put on an innocent expression as she looked at Gu Yizhou!

"Meow~"

She cried out to Gu Yizhou!

"Hm?"

Gu Yizhou said irritably, "Xiaobai, what did you just do?!"

"Meeow~"

’What are you talking about?’

’I don’t understand a thing you’re saying.’

Yan Luoxi continued to gaze at Gu Yizhou innocently with her big, round eyes.

’No matter what you say, I’ll never admit it, not even if you beat me to death!’

Yan Luoxi thought haughtily!

’Besides, what can this jerk do to me!’

’If Gu Yizhou dares to hit me, I’ll bite him to death!’

’Hmph!’

Gu Yizhou was speechless.

Gu Yizhou pretended to give Xiaobai’s bottom a firm smack.

He shook his head helplessly.

Yan Luoxi’s heart skipped a beat.

’You jerk.’

’You damn pervert, using this as an excuse to smack my butt!’

Yan Luoxi instantly felt shy.

After struggling out of Gu Yizhou’s grasp, she bolted and hid under the bed.

"Oh, you little glutton,"

Gu Yizhou said irritably, "So you do know to hide when you’ve done something wrong!"

"Tch~"

’How could I possibly do something wrong!’

’What I did was absolutely right, okay!’

’You want me to admit I’m wrong?’

’Admit I’m wrong? Impossible. Not in this lifetime!’

Yan Luoxi thought.

’Hmph!’

"Yizhou, the food’s ready."

Su Qianqian called out to Gu Yizhou in the bedroom, "Come and eat. Don’t worry about lecturing her for now."

"Hey, okay."

Hearing her voice, Gu Yizhou replied.

He crouched down and glanced at Xiaobai, who was huddled under the bed.

She wasn’t going to come out anytime soon.

So he could only shake his head helplessly.

Then he stood up and walked out of the room.

He went into the living room.

Gu Yizhou saw that Su Qianqian had set out several dishes on the table.

She had even served him a bowl of rice.

"Classmate Su, thank you for your hard work,"

Gu Yizhou said, looking at Su Qianqian.

"It was no trouble. It’s just a shame about the fish."

"Hehe~"

Su Qianqian replied with a small laugh.

Then, Su Qianqian picked up a piece of meat with her chopsticks and placed it in Gu Yizhou’s bowl.

The two of them had eaten together several times before.

So she knew that Gu Yizhou loved meat.

He was the kind of person who couldn’t be happy without it.

Every time she watched Gu Yizhou eat with such relish,

her heart would fill with a sense of accomplishment.

While the two were eating, Yan Luoxi quietly crept out from under the bed. She hid by the doorway, her two cat ears perked up as she eavesdropped on their conversation.

"It’s getting late. I’ll take you home after we finish eating,"

Gu Yizhou said.

"Ah?"

Su Qianqian was taken aback for a moment.

"Okay."

She didn’t say anything more, though, and simply nodded in the end.

’What???’

’After dinner, Gu Yizhou is going to take this little brat home?’

’I bought you that car, and this is how you use it?!’

Yan Luoxi was extremely displeased.

With a look of displeasure, she immediately strode out of the room with a swagger.

She came up to the dining table.

She sat down on the floor, her two round eyes staring daggers at Gu Yizhou.

"Huh?"

Gu Yizhou noticed her at that moment.

He said irritably, "You little glutton, so you’ve finally decided to come out from under the bed?"

Gu Yizhou was still angry about the silly little cat knocking over the fish!

"Meow~!"

’You’re the little glutton!’

’Your whole family are little gluttons!’

Yan Luoxi meowed at him with great dissatisfaction.

Of course, Gu Yizhou couldn’t understand her. He pointed toward the balcony and said casually, "Alright, stop meowing. You can’t eat this. Go on, go eat your cat food."

"Meow!"

’As if I’d want to eat any food made by that flat-chested brat!’

Yan Luoxi meowed once but didn’t leave.

Seeing this, Gu Yizhou didn’t pay her any more mind.

’Anyway, as long as I’m here, this silly little cat can’t cause any more trouble.’

So he just let her continue sitting there.

...

Ten or so minutes later.

Gu Yizhou was the only one still eating at the table.

Su Qianqian had finished eating long ago.

By now, Gu Yizhou had demolished most of the food on the table.

It had to be said, Su Qianqian was a pretty good cook. The food was delicious.

At least, it was much better than his own cooking.

A little while later.

Gu Yizhou was full, too.

Seeing that he was full, Su Qianqian was about to get up and clear the table, but Gu Yizhou quickly stopped her. "Um... Classmate Su, you worked hard cooking. Why don’t you go rest on the sofa for a bit? Let me do the dishes."

...

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