Chapter 245: That Scumbag’s Shameless Move: Xiaobai, Go to the Bathroom With Me

Chapter 245: Chapter 245: That Scumbag’s Shameless Move: Xiaobai, Go to the Bathroom With Me

Walking to the side of the bed, Gu Yizhou looked at the little cat, its mouth slightly agape with a trickle of drool at the corner. He couldn’t help but chuckle.

’How can she be so cute!’

He reached out and scratched Xiaobai’s soft, pink belly, then said loudly in her ear, "Xiaobai, wake up, wake up..."

"Time to get up and go back to sleep!!"

The sudden voice startled Yan Luoxi immensely!

She shot bolt upright from the pillow!

"Meow?"

She stared blankly at Gu Yizhou, who had appeared before her.

She was clearly still groggy.

"Time to get up and go back to sleep!"

Gu Yizhou shouted loudly again.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’At this point, how could she not realize she’d been woken up by that bastard, Gu Yizhou!’

’This damn man.’

’You really are the worst!’

Yan Luoxi was so angry she almost had to laugh.

"Come on, Xiaobai, get up! Come watch a movie with Daddy!"

Gu Yizhou said with a smile.

"Meow~!"

’Watch a movie my ass!’

The more Yan Luoxi thought about it, the angrier she got. She couldn’t stop herself from biting the back of Gu Yizhou’s hand.

’This damn man!’

’I’ll bite you to death, you rotten jerk!’

With lightning-fast reflexes, Gu Yizhou yanked his hand back.

"Hey!"

Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but glare at her, saying irritably, "Xiaobai, what’d you bite me for?"

’Why did I bite you?’

’You damn man.’

’Don’t you have a goddamn clue why I bit you?!’

Yan Luoxi glared back at him, thinking irritably.

Seemingly understanding the cat’s glare, Gu Yizhou rubbed his nose sheepishly.

"Alright, Xiaobai, don’t be mad."

Gu Yizhou stroked Xiaobai’s head and said in a soft, gentle voice, "Since you’re up now anyway, come watch a movie with Daddy."

’This damn man, he’s using that trick again.’

Looking at Gu Yizhou’s gentle expression, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but twitch her little mouth, thinking to herself.

Even though she thought that, her anger had already subsided by more than half.

Gu Yizhou didn’t waste any more time talking and simply reached out to pick her up from the bed.

He said with a smile, "Off we go, time to watch a movie."

Yan Luoxi didn’t struggle, letting Gu Yizhou carry her from the bedroom to the living room sofa.

"Let’s watch a comedy today."

"I heard there’s a new comedy called Seven Stars Bring Good News that’s supposed to be pretty good."

Gu Yizhou asked, "What do you think, Xiaobai?"

Yan Luoxi had no opinion.

The problem was, even if she did have an opinion, it would be useless. She couldn’t talk right now.

"Hmm... Xiaobai, since you’re not saying anything, I’ll take that as a yes."

Gu Yizhou said with a smile.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’This damn man.’

’Are you even listening to yourself?’

Right then, all Yan Luoxi wanted to do was give him a massive eye-roll.

After Gu Yizhou propped the tablet up on its stand, he took off his shoes, sat down on the sofa, and scooped Yan Luoxi onto his lap.

One man and one cat began to watch the movie.

The scene was perfectly harmonious.

...

"Hahahaha..."

The movie was nearly two hours long.

Gu Yizhou was laughing non-stop the entire time.

Even during parts that Yan Luoxi didn’t find funny at all, Gu Yizhou would still burst out laughing.

’Is his sense of humor really that simple?’

’Look at this damn man, sprawled out and roaring with laughter.’

Yan Luoxi was utterly speechless.

’This...’

’Is this really the same damn man I know?’

’This completely subverted her previous impression of Gu Yizhou.’

’Honestly, in all the time she’d known him, aside from acting like a jerk sometimes, Gu Yizhou was usually quite serious.’

’She never would have imagined he had such a low bar for humor.’

...

「After the movie ended.」

Gu Yizhou stood up and got himself a cup of water.

Noticing the cat staring at him, Gu Yizhou was a little puzzled.

"Xiaobai, do you want some water too?"

he asked.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi meowed at him.

’Yes.’

’You damn man.’

’I want water.’

’But I don’t want the water from the balcony. It’s too dirty and cold!’

Yan Luoxi glanced toward the balcony, then quickly looked away.

"Er..."

Gu Yizhou seemed to understand what she meant.

He thought for a moment, then asked, "Xiaobai, are you saying you don’t want to drink the water from the bowl on the balcony?"

"Meow~"

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi quickly meowed at him.

’Yes!’

’That’s right, you damn man, I don’t want to drink that.’

’I’m on my period, I’ll get cramps.’

Seeing her reaction, Gu Yizhou thought for a moment, then poured a little warm water from his cup into the palm of his hand.

He held his hand out to the cat and said, "Here, Xiaobai, have some water."

Yan Luoxi froze.

’This...’

’If I drink this, won’t I have to lick this damn man’s palm?’

At that thought, a wave of shyness washed over Yan Luoxi.

"Go on, drink up, Xiaobai."

Gu Yizhou nudged his hand forward, gesturing for her to drink.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

She lifted her little head and glanced at Gu Yizhou.

After a moment’s hesitation, she stuck out her tiny tongue and began to lap at the water in his palm.

Even though she was trying to be careful, she still ended up licking his skin.

This made Yan Luoxi feel even more embarrassed.

’If she were in her human body right now, her whole face would surely be beet red.’

A moment later, Yan Luoxi had drunk all the water from Gu Yizhou’s hand.

A cat’s body is small, so that much was enough. She didn’t feel thirsty anymore.

"Alright, Xiaobai, you’ve had your fill of water. Now come with Daddy to the bathroom."

Gu Yizhou grabbed a napkin to wipe his palm, then picked her up and said casually.

"?"

Yan Luoxi froze for a second.

The next second, her fur stood straight on end!

’What the hell?’

’Go with you to the bathroom?!’

’Doesn’t that mean I’ll see his... little Yizhou...???’

’Is that something I should be seeing for free?’

’No way!’

’I can’t look!’

’It’s too soon for me!’

’I’m not mentally prepared for this!’

Yan Luoxi began to struggle frantically.

Yan Luoxi’s sudden freak-out left Gu Yizhou completely baffled.

"Uh..."

He looked at the cat in his arms, his face a mask of confusion. "Xiaobai, what’s gotten into you?"

"Meow~"

Seeing that Gu Yizhou wasn’t letting go, Yan Luoxi let out a cry and continued to struggle.

Gu Yizhou: "..."

After she struggled for a while, Gu Yizhou, afraid she would hurt herself, reluctantly put her down.

The moment he let go, Yan Luoxi darted away and dove under the sofa to hide.

Gu Yizhou: "..."

Watching Xiaobai’s baffling behavior, Gu Yizhou was completely stumped.

"Forget it!"

"In that case, Xiaobai, you can just stay out here."

Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly and turned to go to the bathroom.

Hiding under the sofa, Yan Luoxi crouched, watching Gu Yizhou’s retreating back. She panted heavily, her heart racing!

’If Gu Yizhou hadn’t let her go just now...’

’The mental image was too much to handle. Just thinking about it made Yan Luoxi’s skin feel hot!’

’Waaaah...’

’So embarrassing I could die!’

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