Chapter 230: WTF! That Scumbag Is Eating Sh*t???

Chapter 230: Chapter 230: WTF! That Scumbag Is Eating Sh*t???

’Good thing I don’t bleed as a cat, otherwise I’d definitely smear blood all over that jerk’s face!’

"Hmph!"

Yan Luoxi turned her head to the side, pouted, and thought irritably.

After Gu Yizhou took a few deep, forceful sniffs...

’Ah, so good!’

Only then did he, completely satisfied, pull his face away from Yan Luoxi’s soft, pale belly.

Seeing that the jerk had finally let her go, Yan Luoxi couldn’t be bothered to move.

She silently curled up next to his thigh.

’Anyway, I’ve already resigned myself to my fate.’

’As long as that jerk doesn’t do anything too outrageous, he can do whatever he wants.’

"Such a good girl~"

Gu Yizhou said with a smile, patting her little head.

At this point, Yan Luoxi barely reacted.

She had long grown used to having her head patted so much.

’It even feels kind of like a massage. It’s quite comfortable.’

After petting her for a while and seeing her look of pure enjoyment, Gu Yizhou thought for a moment before speaking. "Xiaobai, let’s scroll through Weibo together while we wait for the takeout!"

With that, he scooped the cat back into his arms.

Then he picked up his phone and opened Weibo.

’And so, Yan Luoxi was forced back into service again.’

Coincidentally, the very first video he opened was from a cat blogger.

And in another coincidence, the blogger and the cat in the video were playing the exact same game of fetch that Gu Yizhou had wanted to play with Yan Luoxi earlier.

In the video, the blogger repeatedly threw an object, and the cat brought it back every single time.

The two of them, human and cat, were having an absolute blast.

After watching the video, Gu Yizhou subconsciously glanced down at the cat in his arms.

And at that very moment, Yan Luoxi happened to be looking right at him.

Human and cat stared at each other, wide-eyed.

"Hey, Xiaobai, look at that cat, and then look at you!"

Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly. "See how smart their cat is? You’re just dumb and lazy!"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’This jerk.’

’What’s that supposed to mean?’

’You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?!’

’That bastard, comparing me to some stupid cat.’

’Play, my ass!’

’I’m not playing!’

’Don’t I have any pride?!’

Yan Luoxi cursed inwardly.

’Bastard.’

’I’m mad now!’

The more Yan Luoxi thought about it, the angrier she became.

She struggled violently, broke free from the jerk’s grasp, and ran off to the side, wanting nothing more to do with him.

"Uh... (⊙o⊙)..."

Gu Yizhou watched this scene unfold with a helpless look on his face.

’Wait a minute!’

’Is she actually mad?’

’Damn it!’

’She can obviously understand me!’

’So... her disobedience, her refusal to fetch things... it’s all just because she doesn’t want to?’

’This...’

’How come I feel like the cat’s not the stupid one here... I am?!’

’This is so messed up!’

He was left speechless.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—

Just then, a knock came from the door.

Gu Yizhou figured it was probably the takeout.

So he got up to open the door.

As expected, the delivery had arrived.

However, it was only his luosifen that had arrived. The fresh shrimp he’d ordered through a courier service weren’t here yet.

"Xiaobai, your delivery isn’t here yet, so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a bit longer!"

Gu Yizhou said after bringing the food inside, speaking to Yan Luoxi, who was curled up in a corner of the sofa.

Yan Luoxi lifted her eyelids to glance at him.

’Seeing that smug smile of his, I don’t want to give him the time of day.’

’Jerk.’

Gu Yizhou saw that she was still ignoring him, but he didn’t mind.

’Perfect, I’ll eat first.’

’When the shrimp arrive in a bit, I’ll be free to cook them for the cat.’

...

"Hm?"

"It’s a little stinky?"

As he opened the takeout container, the potent aroma of luosifen filled the air.

Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but wrinkle his brow.

"So stinky!"

"ACHOO~"

Curled up on the sofa, Yan Luoxi was so overwhelmed by the stench that she couldn’t help but sneeze.

Hearing the sound, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but glance over at her.

Seeing her sneezing repeatedly from the overwhelming smell, Gu Yizhou didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

But to be fair, the luosifen really did stink a bit.

’I just wonder how it tastes.’

With some trepidation, Gu Yizhou picked up his chopsticks and took a bite.

Hmm?

His eyes suddenly lit up.

’This is it!’

’This is the flavor.’

’These noodles!’

’It might stink, but it tastes so damn good!’

’They say that in Gu Province, where luosifen comes from, the dish actually smells delicious. I wonder if that’s true.’

’I really have to go and try it someday if I get the chance!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

Meanwhile, Yan Luoxi watched the jerk shoveling down mouthfuls of that stinky luosifen, a look of utter shock on her face!

’This... How can that jerk even bring himself to eat something that smells so foul?’

’He’s a real savage!’

Seemingly sensing Yan Luoxi’s gaze, Gu Yizhou turned to look at her.

"Er..."

’Looking at the terrified expression in my cat’s eyes as she stares at me, something feels very wrong!’

Gu Yizhou had heard people say before...

that when a cat sees its owner eating durian, it usually thinks the owner is eating poop...

At this thought, Gu Yizhou’s face darkened with exasperation.

"Hey, Xiaobai, what’s with that look?"

"This is called luosifen! It’s supposed to smell like this!"

"It’s not poop!"

Gu Yizhou said irritably.

Yan Luoxi shot him a look of disgust, then silently hopped off the sofa and trotted over to her cat bed on the balcony, where she lay down.

This... (⊙o⊙)...

Anyone with eyes could see her disgust. For a moment, Gu Yizhou was at a loss for words.

’Forget it!’

’I’m not going to argue with a cat.’

’She’s just a cat. How could she possibly understand the joy of eating luosifen!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

He then picked up the bowl of luosifen and began to dig in with gusto.

’To be honest, though.’

’The fried egg and luosifen are a match made in heaven!’

’Taking a bite of the fried egg after it’s soaked up all the broth and chili oil, and feeling the juices explode in your mouth...’

Tsk~

’That flavor!’

’It’s divine!’

’The fried pig’s feet and duck feet aren’t bad either.’

’Basically, you can pair luosifen with anything!’

’And to think, this luosifen from Modu is already so delicious.’

’You can only imagine how incredible the luosifen from its birthplace must be!’

This made Gu Yizhou even more determined to find the time to take a trip to Gu Province and try the most authentic luosifen for himself.

What followed was Gu Yizhou’s happy noodle-slurping time.

The sound of "SLURP SLURP SLURP..." echoed throughout the living room.

...along with the sight of Yan Luoxi covering her nose with her little paws, a look of utter despair on her face.

...

「Half an hour later.」

Gu Yizhou had finished his luosifen.

But even though he had already gathered the trash and placed it by the front door, the smell of luosifen still stubbornly lingered in the living room.

Yan Luoxi, meanwhile, was still on the balcony, though she was no longer covering her nose with her paws.

However, she refused to go anywhere near the living room sofa.

’I can’t help it!’

’It’s a little better out here on the balcony; that smell in the living room just won’t dissipate!’

’Even that jerk is covered in it.’

’If I go over there, I’m afraid I won’t be able to stop myself from throwing up!’

...