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Chapter 221: Yan Luoxi: This... Did That Damn Man Go to Stock Up?
Chapter 221: Chapter 221: Yan Luoxi: This... Did That Damn Man Go to Stock Up?
This...
Seeing Gu Yizhou standing by the sanitary pad aisle, nodding with relish, the young cashier’s brow furrowed slightly.
’This guy isn’t some kind of pervert, is he?’
’Otherwise, why would a grown man stand in front of a pile of sanitary pads for so long, nodding his head with such interest?’
’But... he’s so handsome, he can’t be, right?’
’Good looks are justice!’
The young cashier was immediately torn once again.
....
Just as the young cashier’s imagination was running wild, Gu Yizhou finished his "shopping" and walked up to the checkout counter with a large basket full of sanitary pads.
"Hi, I’d like to check out!"
Gu Yizhou said, feigning a calm, expressionless face.
"Huh?"
The sound of his voice snapped the young woman back to her senses.
The moment she did, her eyes landed on the huge basket of sanitary pads right in front of her...
"Huh???"
"Uhh..."
The young woman’s eyes went wide, her face a mask of pure shock!
’Holy crap!’
’Th-that many???’
’I’ve heard that a lot of guys with special fetishes like to use things that girls use...’
’Don’t tell me this handsome guy in front of me is one of them?’
At this thought, the young woman couldn’t help but shudder.
For a moment, the look she gave Gu Yizhou was incredibly complicated...
This had to be the epitome of a social death scene!
Gu Yizhou felt extremely awkward when he noticed the cashier’s strange look.
He could understand, really!
After all, no normal person would buy so much of this stuff at once!
’How heavy would your flow have to be to use this much?!’
’Damn it!’
’It’d suck you dry!’
And to top it all off, the one buying this stuff was a grown man—him!
Especially in this world, which wasn’t as open-minded as his previous life on Earth!
’It’s a miracle she hasn’t mistaken me for a pervert and called the cops!’
Right now, Gu Yizhou just wanted to pay up and get the hell out of there!
’This is so embarrassing I could die!’
’I should’ve just put a black plastic bag over my head!’ he thought to himself.
What he didn’t know was that if he had actually put a black plastic bag over his head, the young cashier probably would have called the police long ago!
’Damn it!’
’He really *is* a pervert!’
*Whew...*
’Stay calm, Gu Yizhou!’
’As long as I’m not the one who’s embarrassed, then the one who’s embarrassed will be someone else!’
Gu Yizhou took a deep breath, thinking shamelessly to himself.
"Ahem~"
After composing himself a little, Gu Yizhou let out a couple of fake coughs to cover up his embarrassment.
He looked at the young cashier at the counter with a straight face and said seriously, "Hello, could you please tell me how much this is? I’d like to pay."
"Huh?"
"Oh, oh, oh..."
Hearing his voice, the young cashier hastily averted her gaze. Her face flushed slightly as she said awkwardly, "Right, right, I’ll ring you up now!"
With that, she began to ring up Gu Yizhou’s items.
While scanning the items, the young woman couldn’t stop herself from secretly sneaking glances at Gu Yizhou.
’This guy is seriously handsome!’
’And his voice is so nice to listen to. I really want to ask for his number!’
Yes!
Up close, Gu Yizhou’s handsome face looked even more charming!
’But... but he uses sanitary pads...’
’I can’t believe it!’
’Such a handsome guy, and he has a fetish like that!’
’What a waste!’
Whenever the young cashier thought about it, she felt torn all over again.
Even as Gu Yizhou paid, grabbed the huge bag of sanitary pads, and made a run for it, the young cashier was still lamenting his fate!
"Sigh~"
"Heavens, you’re not playing fair!"
"Why would such a handsome guy have a special fetish like that...?"
Gazing at Gu Yizhou’s disappearing back, the young woman sighed and muttered to herself.
Meanwhile, Gu Yizhou had no idea that the young cashier had already branded him as a man with a special fetish.
He was currently clutching the huge bag of sanitary pads, rushing back to the company without stopping.
He had no choice!
There was a woman back at the office waiting for him to help her "stop the bleeding"!
He’d been gone for so long!
That woman’s butt must have gone completely numb by now!
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「Five minutes later.」
Gu Yizhou jogged all the way back to the company building.
BEEP—
He hurriedly pulled out his work badge and swiped his way into the lobby.
Even though it was the weekend, it was almost lunchtime, and quite a few people were walking around the lobby.
Gu Yizhou glanced down at the large bag in his hand.
’Thank goodness that cashier put everything in a black plastic bag.’
’Otherwise, I really would have died of social embarrassment!’
Without a moment’s hesitation, Gu Yizhou carried the bag of sanitary pads straight toward the elevators.
...
Meanwhile, in the president’s office on the top floor of Tidal Group.
"What’s taking that damn man so long to get back!"
Yan Luoxi said anxiously, massaging her calves with her fists.
Gu Yizhou had guessed correctly.
By now, it wasn’t just Yan Luoxi’s butt that was numb from sitting—her legs were going numb too.
Just then,
BANG~
the sound of a door closing rang out.
After closing the main door behind him, Gu Yizhou hurried over to the bathroom door with the bag.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—
He rapped his hand on the bathroom door.
"President Yan, President Yan, I... I bought the... things!"
Hearing Gu Yizhou’s voice, Yan Luoxi’s eyes lit up. "Y-you, wait a second."
A rustling sound immediately followed from inside the bathroom.
Listening to the sounds from the bathroom, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but let his fancy take flight!
Hm?
Who’s Fancy?
...
CLICK~
Just then, the bathroom door opened a crack, and a small, delicate white hand reached out through the gap.
"Y-you can just put it in my hand."
Yan Luoxi’s shy voice came from behind the door.
"Oh, right!"
Snapping back to his senses, Gu Yizhou quickly stuffed the bag into Yan Luoxi’s hand.
"Th-thank you..."
Yan Luoxi whispered, then closed the bathroom door.
Hmm??
’This weight...’
The moment she closed the door, she felt something was off.
She looked down and saw a huge black plastic bag in her hands...
Yan Luoxi froze for a moment, then reached out and opened the bag to look inside.
It was filled with sanitary pads of all different brands—Jieling, Sufei, 8th Dimension, you name it!
She rummaged through it—day use, night use, thin, thick, extra long, extra thick...
This...
’Did that damn man go stock up for a store?!’
Yan Luoxi stared dumbfounded at the huge bag in front of her, completely baffled.
Suddenly!
She felt a warm gush.
"Ah~"
With no time to think, she scrambled back to the toilet.
...
「Half an hour later.」
CLICK~
Yan Luoxi finally opened the bathroom door and walked out.
Perhaps because she had just taken a shower, her face was now pink and tender, with a few stray water droplets still clinging to her skin.
That’s right.
Yan Luoxi had taken the opportunity to have a shower before coming out.
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