Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 215: Yan Luoxi Is About to Explode! You Dog, You Can’t Go a Day Without Being One

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Chapter 215: Chapter 215: Yan Luoxi Is About to Explode! You Dog, You Can’t Go a Day Without Being One

Gu Yizhou reached the sofa and abruptly dove onto it.

The inertia and pressure sent the cat on the other end of the sofa flying into the air.

Her body was suddenly weightless.

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Yan Luoxi’s eyes snapped open.

She realized something wasn’t quite right with her surroundings.

Before she could even react, she landed back on the sofa with a THUMP.

"Xiaobai, stop sleeping! Time to get up!"

While Yan Luoxi was still in a daze, she heard Gu Yizhou continue, "You little lazybones, all you do all day is sleep, sleep, sleep. You don’t do anything else. Keep this up and you’ll be a big fat cat before you know it!"

But after he said that, Gu Yizhou felt like something wasn’t quite right.

Oh!

’Wait, aren’t chubbier, rounder cats cuter?’

Ah!

’Whatever!’

’Anyway, it still needs to move around a bit. It’s good for her health, right?!’

’I’m just doing this for her own good!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself, completely shamelessly.

Then, leaving Yan Luoxi with a bewildered expression on her face, he turned and went into the bathroom.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’That damned man.’

’You can’t go a single day without being a jerk, can you?!’

"HISSS~!"

"#@!...#@$&@%&..."

She hissed and brandished her claws at that damned man’s back, cursing him viciously in her mind.

As for Gu Yizhou, he completely ignored the cat’s irritation.

He went into the bathroom and first let the water run for a moment to clear the pipes.

Then he started to wash up and get ready for the day.

When he came out of the bathroom, he found that the cat on the sofa had fallen asleep once again.

Gu Yizhou didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

’This silly little cat sure can sleep!’

But she looked so comfortable sleeping.

He hesitated for a moment.

Still, Gu Yizhou walked over to Xiaobai.

He was just about to reach out and scratch Xiaobai’s cheek.

Just then, Xiaobai’s eyes snapped open, and she glared at him angrily.

One person, one cat.

Their eyes met.

The atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward.

"Meeeooww~!!!"

’That damned man.’

’I knew you’d try something again!’

Yan Luoxi glared viciously at Gu Yizhou.

Her azure eyes were filled with killing intent.

"Ahem."

"Xiaobai, you weren’t asleep, huh?"

Seeing Xiaobai’s furious expression, Gu Yizhou felt a little awkward.

His mind raced, and when an idea suddenly struck him, his eyes lit up.

He spoke up again, "Oh, Xiaobai, this is perfect. Get up. I’ll put you in the new clothes I bought for you yesterday. I completely forgot about it last night."

With that, Gu Yizhou walked over to the shoe cabinet by the entrance and retrieved his backpack.

"Here, Xiaobai. These are the clothes Daddy bought for you yesterday. It’s getting cold, and even though you have your fur, wearing some clothes will help keep you warm."

Gu Yizhou said this as he pulled several pet outfits from his backpack.

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’These clothes are so ugly!’

Yan Luoxi stared speechlessly at the pet outfits in front of her.

’That damned man.’

’What kind of taste do you have?!’

’And another thing!’

’I am the dignified CEO of Tidal Group.’

’Do you really think these clothes are befitting of me?!’

’Could they possibly match my distinguished aura?!’

Yan Luoxi’s little face was etched with resistance!

’There’s no way I’m wearing that!’

...

「A few minutes later.」

Yan Luoxi had been forced to eat her words.

She now stood on the sofa, a look of utter despair on her face, letting that damned man handle her as he pleased.

Lift left paw, lift right paw, lift hind leg.

Gu Yizhou slowly and deliberately dressed her.

Right now, Yan Luoxi’s face was the very picture of world-weariness.

’I’m so tired.’

’Let the world burn!’

...

"There."

"Does Xiaobai like it?"

"Hmm... It fits perfectly. Very cute."

Gu Yizhou said, quite satisfied, "I think you must really like it!"

’Bullshit!’

’What could I possibly do if I didn’t like it?!’

Yan Luoxi sneered inwardly with disdain.

She pawed at the clothes.

She even tried biting them with her little mouth.

She was using both teeth and claws.

But she still couldn’t get the clothes off.

At that moment, Yan Luoxi wished she could transform back into her human form and teach this damned man a lesson!

But that was just wishful thinking.

She was still about an hour away from being able to transform back into a human.

’I’ll just have to endure it for now!’

’There’s still plenty of time!’

’Damned man.’

’This isn’t over between us!’

Seeing Xiaobai’s reaction, Gu Yizhou just assumed she wasn’t used to wearing clothes yet.

He just stroked her head comfortingly and said, "It’s okay, Xiaobai. You’ll get used to it after wearing it a few times."

Yan Luoxi: "..."

After that, Gu Yizhou went to the balcony to tidy up a few things.

He replaced Xiaobai’s food and litter and prepared some fresh, warm water for her.

Once Gu Yizhou had taken care of all that,

he got up and took an egg and some milk from the refrigerator.

He headed to the kitchen, planning to heat the milk and boil the egg for himself.

Just a little something to tide him over.

He’d go out for a proper meal at noon.

After all, he had a meal allowance for working overtime this weekend.

It would be a waste not to use it!

"Xiaobai, you should go eat your food too."

"Daddy is leaving as soon as he’s done with breakfast, okay? You have to be a good girl and behave while you’re home alone today."

"Daddy will be back as soon as he’s done with work."

Gu Yizhou said to Xiaobai.

’Eat, my ass!’

Yan Luoxi had no intention of listening to him.

She decided that as soon as she got to the office, she was going to make that damned man pay!

...

「A little over ten minutes later.」

Gu Yizhou finished his breakfast.

He reached out to pat the little cat’s head, then slung his backpack on and left.

Yan Luoxi watched that damned man’s retreating back, grinding her teeth in frustration.

’Damned man.’

’Just you wait until we’re at the office. You’re in for it!’

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「Around nine in the morning.」

Gu Yizhou rode his beloved "little scooter" to the office.

After parking his scooter,

Gu Yizhou swiped his card and took the elevator directly to the CEO’s office on the top floor of the Tidal Group building.

"Huh?"

’Hasn’t the Ice Queen arrived yet?’

Gu Yizhou frowned as he stared at the locked door of the CEO’s office.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—

Gu Yizhou stepped forward and knocked on the door.

But Yan Luoxi was still at his apartment, fuming.

How could there possibly be anyone in the office?

Seeing no response,

Gu Yizhou pulled his phone out of his pocket and glanced at it.

It was already 9:10 AM.

’Obviously, the woman hasn’t come in yet.’

’Wait a second.’

’Seriously, what’s with her?’

’If you weren’t going to be here this early, why did you tell me to arrive at nine?!’

Gu Yizhou was too exasperated to even complain.

After waiting for two more minutes,

Gu Yizhou thought for a moment and decided to take the elevator back down to the Finance Department for the time being.

At least he could find a place to sit and wait there. Otherwise, he’d just be standing at the CEO’s office door like an idiot.

It would be a hassle if security mistook him for a thief.

As for calling Yan Luoxi, Gu Yizhou had considered it.

But he knew that wouldn’t work.

’She’s the CEO, after all!’

’If I call her out of the blue like this, do I even want to keep my job?!’

’Forget it.’

’For the sake of that car, I guess I can wait a little longer.’

Gu Yizhou silently consoled himself.

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