Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!
Chapter 159: The Two Women Form a United Front? Yan Luoxi Is Angry
Chapter 159: Chapter 159: The Two Women Form a United Front? Yan Luoxi Is Angry
"You..."
Fan Sisi was so infuriated by Su Qianqian’s words that she let out a laugh.
She was just about to say something when Gu Yizhou walked out of the kitchen with a glass of warm water, so she silently shut her mouth.
"Hey, what are you two talking about?"
Gu Yizhou placed the glass of warm water in front of Su Qianqian and asked casually.
He had heard their voices from the kitchen and knew they were talking, but he couldn’t make out what they were saying.
"Oh, nothing much. We were just making small talk."
Su Qianqian said with a smile to Gu Yizhou.
"Oh."
Gu Yizhou nodded, not suspecting a thing.
After all, it was their first time meeting, so it wasn’t like they could have a deep conversation.
Meanwhile, Yan Luoxi, who was nestled on the sofa, saw this and curled her little lips in disdain.
’Such a phony!’
’Nothing much?’
’You clueless man, if you’d come out a second later, they would’ve started fighting, you know?!’
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—
Just then, a knock came from the door again.
"That must be the takeout. I’ll get it."
Gu Yizhou said, then got up and walked to the door.
CLICK~
He opened the door, and sure enough, a delivery guy in a yellow uniform was standing there.
"Hello, your delivery."
The delivery guy said.
"Oh, okay, thank you. I appreciate it."
Gu Yizhou took the takeout and thanked him.
"You’re welcome."
The delivery guy said with a wave of his hand.
After speaking, he didn’t linger, turning and leaving in a hurry. He was clearly rushing to his next delivery.
Closing the door, Gu Yizhou walked back, carrying the takeout.
"Um, Classmate Su, you probably haven’t had lunch yet, right? I ordered a lot of food, let’s eat together."
Gu Yizhou placed the food on the dining table, then turned to Su Qianqian.
Normally, when he was alone, he would usually eat by the sofa. But with three people today, that was obviously not going to work.
"Okay."
Su Qianqian nodded and said with a laugh, "In that case, I’ll be shameless and freeload a meal from you, Yizhou. Hehehe..."
"Haha, we’re all friends, no need to be so formal!"
Gu Yizhou shook his head with a smile. "Besides, it’s just takeout. I hope you don’t mind."
Then, the three of them moved to the dining table, ready to eat.
Once again, Gu Yizhou sat in the middle, flanked by Su Qianqian and Fan Sisi on his left and right.
Nestled on the sofa, Yan Luoxi felt a little annoyed watching this scene.
"MEOW~!"
She let out a disgruntled cry at Gu Yizhou.
Hearing the meow, Gu Yizhou turned his head and saw Xiaobai staring at him with an unhappy expression.
"Er... Xiaobai, I almost forgot about you!"
"Are you hungry too?"
"Come, let me get you some fresh cat food."
Saying this, Gu Yizhou got up and walked toward the balcony. He first threw out the old cat food, then scooped a spoonful of new food from the bag.
"Xiaobai, come and eat."
Yan Luoxi: "..."
"MROW~!"
’Eat my foot!’
’There’s no way I’m eating cat food!’
’I want to eat real food too!’
She grumbled and cursed at Gu Yizhou.
Seeing Xiaobai staring at the dining table, Gu Yizhou knew this little glutton wanted to eat the food on the table.
’But that’s out of the question!’
’That food has all kinds of seasonings. It’s not good for cats!’
"Xiaobai, stop making a fuss!"
Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly. "Xiaobai, you can’t eat that stuff."
"MEOW~!!!"
Yan Luoxi cried out, annoyed.
’I don’t care, I want to eat it!’
"..."
Gu Yizhou felt a headache coming on.
’What’s up with Xiaobai?’
’She was perfectly fine a moment ago. Why is she suddenly so dead-set on eating that?’
He couldn’t figure it out.
"Xiaobai, just be good for a bit, okay? After Daddy finishes eating, I’ll come play with you, alright?"
Gu Yizhou walked over to Xiaobai and tried to coax her.
"MEOW~!"
Yan Luoxi cried at him, her meaning clear: ’I’m not listening, I’m not listening, you’re just spouting nonsense!’
"Yizhou, don’t worry about Xiaobai for now. Come and eat before the food gets cold."
Su Qianqian, seeing the situation from the dining table, spoke up.
"Yeah!"
"Yizhou, just eat first. When Xiaobai gets hungry, she’ll eat her cat food on her own."
Fan Sisi, who was beside her, also chimed in.
At this moment, the two women seemed to have formed a united front.
Yan Luoxi: "?"
’A woman’s heart is the most vicious poison!’
’The ancients truly did not lie!’
’You two trollops, I’ll remember this!’
’You’re finished!!’
Yan Luoxi made a heavy mark against the two women in her mental black book.
She just seemed to forget that she was also a woman...
"Er... alright!"
Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly. "Xiaobai, you really can’t eat that. Be good, stop fussing, and go eat your cat food."
After trying to soothe the cat with a few more words, he turned and walked back to the dining table.
?????
Seeing this, Yan Luoxi completely exploded with rage!
’Fine!’
’Just fine!’
’I’m mad now!’
’And the consequences will be severe!’
’You damn man!’
’You’re finished too!’
’Tonight, don’t even think about getting into my bed!!!’
"MROW!"
"HISS~!"
"@#%#@¥...#@&...#*&¥%&%&6..."
She cursed nonstop at Gu Yizhou’s back.
Although Gu Yizhou couldn’t understand what she was yowling, it seemed like she was cursing up a storm!
"Yizhou, is Xiaobai going to be alright like this?"
Su Qianqian asked in a low voice.
"Er... she’s just angry, it’s fine. Just ignore her."
Gu Yizhou said, shaking his head helplessly.
"Huh?"
Su Qianqian was taken aback. "Angry?"
"Yes!"
"Xiaobai is smarter than most cats. She’s like a little person—she gets angry, throws tantrums, and she can understand everything you say."
Gu Yizhou explained.
"Huh?"
This time, it wasn’t just Su Qianqian who was surprised. Fan Sisi, at her side, was also astonished. "So you mean, when we told you to ignore her just now, she understood that?"
"Yes!"
Gu Yizhou nodded and gave a wry smile. "That’s probably why she’s so angry."
"This..."
Su Qianqian and Fan Sisi exchanged a look.
’We’re doomed!’
’Off to a bad start!’
’It seems Xiaobai holds a pretty high position in Gu Yizhou’s heart.’
’Now that we’ve both offended Xiaobai, it’ll probably be hard to get close to her in the future...’
"MROW!"
"HISS~!"
"@#%#@¥...#@&...#*&¥%&%&6..."
After cursing for a while, Yan Luoxi grew tired.
She angrily jumped down from the sofa and ran back to the room, not wanting to see that damn man anymore.
SLAM~!
She slammed the door shut with her two little paws.
"Er..."
Hearing the door slam, Gu Yizhou, Fan Sisi, and Su Qianqian all couldn’t help but look toward the bedroom.
Gu Yizhou turned to look at the sofa, but Xiaobai was no longer there.
’She must have snuck back into the room on her own!’
’Just as I thought!’
’This silly little cat can open and close doors all by herself...’
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