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Chapter 155: Yan Luoxi Gradually Resigns to Her Fate! The White Cat is the Ugliest???
Chapter 155: Chapter 155: Yan Luoxi Gradually Resigns to Her Fate! The White Cat is the Ugliest???
Yan Luoxi’s body went rigid.
She lifted her little head and glanced at where that damn man’s hand was...
?????
’That damn man’s hand is on my... on my chest!!!’
"..."
First, she froze for a moment.
Then she shot up!
’My heart’s pounding, my ass!’
’You damn man, you’re dead!’
Angrily, Yan Luoxi opened her mouth and bit down on Gu Yizhou’s nose.
But even though the bite was filled with killing intent, Yan Luoxi didn’t actually break Gu Yizhou’s skin.
Gu Yizhou kept his eyes closed. He reached out, wrapped an arm around Yan Luoxi, nudged her toward his chin, and nuzzled his face against her belly.
"Don’t mess around."
Gu Yizhou said softly, his voice by Yan Luoxi’s ear.
Yan Luoxi’s heart instantly started racing again.
All that killing intent vanished in a puff of smoke.
’Damn man!’
’What are you nuzzling me for?!’
she thought, both embarrassed and indignant. Then she extended her small, pink paws and began kneading Gu Yizhou’s face repeatedly.
’Let go!’
Yan Luoxi tried to push him away.
However, with her meager strength, how could she possibly move him?
Gu Yizhou’s eyes were still closed. He shifted his head and nuzzled the other side of his face against Yan Luoxi’s belly.
As for Yan Luoxi’s little paws, he had pinned them with his hand, rendering her completely immobile!
And so, Gu Yizhou had, unsurprisingly, gotten his way again.
Yan Luoxi struggled to free her paws and was about to make a run for it, but the damn man pulled the blanket right over her.
"Don’t run. Sleep with me a little longer."
Gu Yizhou said lazily, his eyes still not even open.
Yan Luoxi: "..."
’Judging by the current situation, running is not an option.’
’Forget it!’
’I resign myself to my fate!’
’I’ll just pretend there’s a pet dog lying next to me!’
’No, wait!’
’What do you mean, pretend?’
’He *is* a dog!’
’Even more of a dog than an actual dog!’
Yan Luoxi thought irritably.
But after she calmed down, she found herself held tightly in Gu Yizhou’s arms.
The damn man’s paw was once again on her che...
This left Yan Luoxi at a loss for words.
’It’s over!’
’This time!’
’I’m completely tainted now!’
’There isn’t a single spot on my body that this damn man hasn’t touched...’
Yan Luoxi silently burrowed her little head under the covers. She felt like she could never face anyone ever again!
WAHHH...
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「Nine-thirty in the morning.」
"I head north all the way, leaving the greasy season behind..."
A jarring ringtone suddenly blared through the room.
Gu Yizhou and Yan Luoxi woke up at the same time.
The man and the cat were both startled awake by the ringtone.
Gu Yizhou groggily fumbled for the phone on his nightstand, squinted at the screen, and casually answered the call.
"Hello~"
His voice was a little hoarse; he was clearly not fully awake.
"What the fuck!"
"Old Gu, my cousin is about to get to the station! You’re not up yet?!"
Chen Dongyuan’s voice came from the other end of the line.
"Huh?"
Gu Yizhou jolted.
Then, as if suddenly remembering something, he shot up in bed.
"Huh, my ass!"
Chen Dongyuan said irritably, "Didn’t we agree you’d go to the train station this morning to help pick up my cousin?!"
"Oh, oh, I remember!"
"Don’t worry!"
Gu Yizhou said, trying to laugh it off.
"Remember, my ass!"
"If I hadn’t called you, you son of a bitch probably would’ve slept until the afternoon! What cousin would you be picking up then?!"
Chen Dongyuan cursed irritably, "What the hell, were you out doing something shady last night? It’s almost ten o’clock and you’re still not up!"
"Er..."
Gu Yizhou was a bit embarrassed.
But knowing he was in the wrong, he didn’t get angry.
After all, just as Chen Dongyuan had said, if it weren’t for this call, he probably wouldn’t have woken up so soon.
If he’d slept until the afternoon, he wouldn’t be picking anyone up!
Seeing Gu Yizhou’s silence, Chen Dongyuan said testily, "Alright, you lazy dog, hurry up and get your ass out of bed. If you dawdle any longer, my cousin will really be here!"
"Alright, alright, I’m getting up now!"
Gu Yizhou said, shaking his head helplessly.
Then, the two of them hung up.
"Sigh~"
"Time to get up, I guess."
Gu Yizhou sighed lightly, phone in hand, then threw off the covers to get out of bed.
"Meeeoow~!"
Caught completely off guard, Yan Luoxi was flung off the bed by the motion of him throwing off the covers.
"Uh..."
Gu Yizhou froze for a second, then said with an awkward look, "Sorry, Xiaobai. I was in a rush and forgot you were there, hehe..."
Yan Luoxi: "..."
Seeing Xiaobai’s resentful glare, Gu Yizhou scrambled off the bed and scooped her up from the floor.
"There, there, it doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt!"
Gu Yizhou gently patted the little white cat’s bottom and added, "Quick, tell Daddy it’s okay!"
Yan Luoxi: "’SCREW YOU!’"
If her cat paws could make the gesture, she would have flipped him off in a heartbeat!
...
「Ten-thirty.」
After washing up, Gu Yizhou tidied up a bit, put on the cat carrier backpack, and headed out.
Since he was going to the station to pick someone up, Gu Yizhou thought about it and decided against taking his "precious" motorcycle.
After leaving his apartment complex, Gu Yizhou stood by the curb and silently took out his phone to call a rideshare.
After waiting a few minutes,
the driver arrived to pick him up in a "Yellow Ferrari."
"Huh?"
When the driver rolled down the window and asked if he was the one who called the car, Gu Yizhou paused.
"Do taxis moonlight as rideshares now?"
he asked, somewhat puzzled.
"Hah, you do what you gotta do to make a living!"
the driver replied. After confirming it was his ride, he told him to get in.
Gu Yizhou had barely settled into his seat before the driver slammed on the gas, and the car shot into the stream of traffic like an arrow.
Uh...
’This damn feeling of being pushed back into my seat!’
’It’s a "Yellow Ferrari," alright!’
Gu Yizhou shook his head with a look of resignation.
As everyone knows, taxi drivers are all chatterboxes!
And this driver certainly didn’t disappoint. He jabbered on nonstop the entire way.
Especially after seeing that Gu Yizhou had a cat carrier, he started talking about the several cats he had at home.
He rattled off breeds like Garfield cats, British Shorthairs, and Silver Shaded, clearly having done his research.
He was much more of an expert than Gu Yizhou, this half-assed, amateur "pooper scooper."
Gu Yizhou could only offer an awkward but polite smile.
After a while, the driver suddenly said, "Little brother, let me tell you something interesting. A lot of people like white cats these days, but in the cat world, white cats are actually considered the ugliest. Isn’t that hilarious?"
"Huh?"
Gu Yizhou faltered.
White... the ugliest...
’Isn’t he talking about...’
He subconsciously glanced at the cat carrier beside him.
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