Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 153: Gu Yizhou: Xiaobai, you’re a transformed human, aren’t you?

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Chapter 153: Chapter 153: Gu Yizhou: Xiaobai, you’re a transformed human, aren’t you?

8:30 PM.

The man and the cat had just finished their dinner.

That’s right!

Gu Yizhou was a man of his word, and Yan Luoxi had gotten to eat the chicken breast fed to her by that damn man himself.

Granted, the chicken breast was just plainly boiled in water and utterly flavorless.

But Yan Luoxi still ate it with great relish!

There was no other reason!

She simply enjoyed the process of that damn man waiting on her.

Yan Luoxi hadn’t even noticed that, at some point, she had stopped resisting Gu Yizhou’s actions as much as she used to.

’Am I really starting to fall for that damn man?’

Yan Luoxi started to panic!

But she wasn’t panicking because she seemed to be falling for him, but rather because of her current state...

Yan Luoxi’s thoughts were a mess.

’Maybe... I should just be direct, tell him everything, and lay my cards on the table?’

’No way!’

’What if I tell him and he can’t accept it?’

’I’m a cat right now, for crying out loud!’

’Probably no one could accept their significant other being a cat, right?’

’Even though I can turn back into a human, I still turn into a cat every day!’

’Besides!’

’If I told him, forget whether he could accept it—it would probably scare him to death.’

’After all, if she put herself in his shoes, if her boyfriend were a cat, she’d be scared shitless too!’

Just as Yan Luoxi’s imagination was running wild, Gu Yizhou’s two large hands suddenly landed on her back.

Then, his hands began to rub her fur vigorously back and forth, against the grain!

Instantly, every single one of Yan Luoxi’s hairs stood on end.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

His back-and-forth rubbing was so fast that Yan Luoxi was completely dazed by it.

’Damn it, were you a professional body scrubber in your past life or something?!’

Seeing her look at him, that bastard Gu Yizhou showed no signs of stopping and just kept on rubbing.

He even muttered to himself, "Hmm... this look is pretty good. If I could dye that tuft of white fur on your head green, it’d be even more perfect! The world has seen scene kid humans; today, it sees a scene kid cat!"

"?"

A question mark slowly materialized above Yan Luoxi’s face.

’I can’t take it anymore!’

’Only this damn man in front of me could say something so utterly infuriating!’

’A scene kid cat?’

’How could you even think of that!’

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. She turned her head, and her gaze toward Gu Yizhou slowly filled with killing intent!

’Fall for him, my ass!’

’Lay my cards on the table, my ass!’

’Cats and dogs are eternal enemies!’

’Today, I’m going to take this damn man down with me!’

’Nobody gets to live!’

’You bastard!’

"MEEEOOOW~!"

Yan Luoxi broke free from Gu Yizhou’s demonic clutches and lunged for his arm!

At this point, she couldn’t care less if that damn man was dirty!

’Bite him to death!’

This was the only thought left in Yan Luoxi’s mind.

But how could Gu Yizhou possibly give her the chance?

The moment she pounced, Gu Yizhou grabbed her by the scruff of her neck!

"Naughty!"

Gu Yizhou said with a wide grin.

Seeing his smug look, Yan Luoxi was naturally defiant.

She struggled and launched another attack!

And so, the man and the cat began to fight again.

It was unclear if Gu Yizhou was intentionally teasing her, but every time she was about to land a bite, he’d push her chin up, stopping her.

After more than ten minutes of this roughhousing,

Yan Luoxi was tired!

’What could I do?!’

’I’m just a little kitty-cat right now; how could my stamina possibly compare to that "dog" of a man?’

Gu Yizhou had touched her all over, but she hadn’t managed to pull out a single one of the bastard’s hairs.

’I give up!’

’This lady is done playing!’

She angrily whipped her little head to the side, deciding to ignore the bastard!

"Oh?"

Seeing that Xiaobai had stopped struggling, Gu Yizhou asked with a smile, "Why’d you stop? Let’s keep going!"

"..."

Yan Luoxi had no desire to acknowledge him at all.

She shot him a glare, silently hopped off the sofa, and walked over to the cat bed on the balcony to lie down.

’Just try and get a reaction out of me now!’

’Just you wait until you’re asleep!’

’I’ll... I’ll bite you to death, you bastard!’

"Hey~"

Gu Yizhou looked on, feeling a bit helpless.

’Can’t take a bit of teasing?’

’And now she’s mad?’

’This little kitten of mine is really becoming something else!’

Shaking his head, he also walked over to the balcony, pulled up a small stool, and sat down beside her.

"Oh, dear~"

"Xiaobai, are you mad?"

Gu Yizhou nuzzled the cat and said.

Yan Luoxi just twitched her tail, refusing to give him the time of day.

"Alright, alright!"

Seeing this, Gu Yizhou tried to coax her again, "Don’t be mad, okay? I’ll buy you new treat sticks and freeze-dried snacks tomorrow, how does that sound?"

This...

In truth, he was a little exasperated himself.

’I’ve seen people who had to coax their girlfriends after making them angry, but I’ve never seen someone who had to coax a cat!’

’Could it be that what that guy Chen Dongyuan said was true? That I’ve really become a cat slave?’

’No!’

’Impossible!’

’I just really like cats, that’s all!’

’Right!’

’That’s it!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

But thinking was one thing, and doing was another.

Looking at Xiaobai’s pitiful, aggrieved expression, Gu Yizhou’s heart softened.

He reached out and stroked Xiaobai’s head, his voice soft and gentle. "Alright, it’s my fault. I’ll go easy on you from now on. Don’t be mad anymore, okay?"

"Hmm?"

Yan Luoxi was slightly taken aback by his words.

’This damn man was being so gentle all of a sudden; it was making me a little uncomfortable!’

However, she didn’t pull away from Gu Yizhou’s hand this time.

The man and the cat finally settled into a quiet moment.

Gu Yizhou gently petted the cat as he looked out the window.

The streetlights in the residential complex had all come on. From outside the window came the occasional sound of children’s laughter and the wafting aroma of cooked meals.

This feeling was quite comforting.

"Coming home from work every day, opening the door to see a cat waiting for you, playing and laughing together sometimes... there are no schemes, no backstabbing. This kind of life is peaceful and wonderful."

"Xiaobai, thank you."

Gu Yizhou said softly.

In that moment, a stronger sense of belonging filled his heart.

Yan Luoxi turned her head to look at him. For some reason, she thought she saw a weariness in the damn man’s eyes that didn’t belong to someone his age.

Her heart trembled slightly.

’This damn man seems to be a few years younger than me, right?’

’What on earth has he been through?’

’And where does he get all that inside information?’

Yan Luoxi couldn’t shake the feeling that Gu Yizhou was hiding some kind of secret!

’But then again!’

’Who doesn’t have a secret or two!’

’I have one of my own!’

’So, even if I and the damn man got together in the future, I wouldn’t force him to tell me.’

’Huh?’

’Why am I thinking about getting together with the damn man in the future?’

Yan Luoxi’s little face instantly flushed a faint red.

Fortunately, she was in her cat form at the moment, so a blush would naturally be invisible.

Otherwise, if Gu Yizhou saw her blushing, she might as well just die...

Just as she was blushing shyly, a sudden sentence from Gu Yizhou nearly made her jump out of her skin!

Gu Yizhou turned his head, stared at her, and said hauntingly:

"Xiaobai... you used to be human, didn’t you?"

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