Chapter 131: Feeding Xiaobai Milk

Chapter 131: Chapter 131: Feeding Xiaobai Milk

"Meow~!"

’You dog man! If you weren’t looking at me, how would you know I was looking at you?!’

She meowed at Gu Yizhou in annoyance, cursing inwardly. ’And another thing, *you’re* the dummy cat!’

Gu Yizhou saw it meow at him. Although he couldn’t understand it, he could tell it was a look of utter disdain.

This left him a little exasperated.

But he wasn’t petty enough to argue with a cat.

Still, he had to try and curry some favor with this little dummy cat. If it stayed this unhappy with him, it would sooner or later sneak up and poop or pee on his head while he was asleep!

Gu Yizhou had looked up such incidents online, and there were quite a few examples!

Gu Yizhou suddenly remembered he’d brought a carton of milk home from the office. He said to the little white cat, "Here, Xiaobai, let me give you some milk!"

Yan Luoxi: "?"

’Give me milk?’

’This dog man must be nuts!’

She instinctively tried to run, but Gu Yizhou gave her no chance to escape.

Just as she backed away, Gu Yizhou scooped her up in one go.

That’s right!

Exactly!

He scooped her up just like netting a fish. Then, with a pinch of his left hand, Yan Luoxi’s eyes went wide, and she was completely immobilized!

"Meow~"

’Dog man, let go of my neck if you’ve got the guts!’

’I’m gonna fight you to the death!’

Yan Luoxi meowed in protest.

"Xiaobai, I’ve noticed you haven’t been eating much lately. You’ve gotten so thin!"

Gu Yizhou hefted the little white cat and found that she seemed quite a bit lighter than before. "Come on, Xiaobai, be good," he said. "Let’s have some milky-wilky to get your strength back!"

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Hey!’

’Dog man!’

’You’re a grown man using baby talk?’

’So gross!’

She shot Gu Yizhou a disdainful glance.

But Gu Yizhou completely ignored her glare, freeing a hand to pull a carton of milk from his backpack.

Come to think of it, that girl Song Sisi had given him this carton of milk.

He hadn’t drunk it yet and was afraid it would spoil if he left it too long, so he’d packed it in his bag to bring home, planning to have it with some buns for breakfast tomorrow.

But now, since he had to placate this little dummy cat, he had no choice but to give it to her.

Yes... placate... That’s what Gu Yizhou believed he was doing.

After sticking the straw into the milk carton with one hand, Gu Yizhou held it out to the little white cat. "Here, Xiaobai. Drink up."

"..."

Yan Luoxi looked up at Gu Yizhou, speechless.

’Dog man, are you serious?’

’You expect me, a cat, to drink milk through a straw???’

Seeing Xiaobai staring at him blankly, Gu Yizhou finally realized.

"My bad!"

Gu Yizhou said, embarrassed and a little sheepish, "I almost forgot you don’t know how to use a straw!"

At this point, Yan Luoxi didn’t even have the energy to think anymore.

’Forcing me to drink milk is one thing, but making me use a straw!’

’Is this something a human being would even do?’

’Of course!’

’A dog man is a dog man!’

’You’re such a dog!’

...

After some serious consideration, Gu Yizhou pulled the straw from the carton and tossed it aside. Then he once again held the milk up to Yan Luoxi’s mouth.

"Aah~ Xiaobai, open your mouth. I’ll pour it straight in for you."

Yan Luoxi: "??????"

’Pour it straight into my mouth for me...’

’Wait!’

’Why does that sound so weird?’

But getting her to open her mouth? Impossible!

Yan Luoxi clamped her jaw shut and ignored him!

However, in Gu Yizhou’s eyes, her behavior just looked like a mix of fear and tsundere-like coyness.

"Er..."

"You little dummy cat, you’re so difficult!"

"Still mad at me?"

Gu Yizhou said helplessly, "Come on, don’t be scared. It’s tasty!"

With that, he applied a little pressure with one hand, pushing up with his finger, and Yan Luoxi’s mouth popped open uncontrollably.

Seeing this, Gu Yizhou’s other hand got busy. He gave the carton a squeeze, and milk flowed from the opening, dripping into Yan Luoxi’s mouth.

Feeling the warm liquid in her mouth, what else could Yan Luoxi do?

’Might as well accept my fate.’

’It’s just a little milk, anyway. Whatever.’

So, she started to swallow, her little mouth moving.

Thankfully, she was in her cat form. Otherwise, in this situation, this scene... it would be impossible not to let one’s imagination run wild!

Just then, Gu Yizhou decided that feeding her drop by drop was too slow, so he squeezed a little harder.

But that little bit of extra force was all it took for disaster to strike!

With a SQUELCH~, the small opening on the carton ripped wide open.

SPLAT~

SPLASH~

The milk in the carton poured out uncontrollably, splashing all over Yan Luoxi’s face.

"Uh..."

For a moment, Gu Yizhou froze. Yan Luoxi froze too.

A certain phrase inexplicably flashed through his mind.

But he quickly banished it from his thoughts.

’Damn it!’

’Pervert!’

’How could I have such a perverted thought about a little dummy cat?!’

And just then, Yan Luoxi snapped back to reality!

In an instant, her fur stood straight on end!

"AWOOO~!!"

’AHHHH!!!!’

’Dog man! I’ll kill you!!!!’

She didn’t care if she could see clearly through the milk covering her eyes; she spun around and lunged straight for Gu Yizhou!

"Hey!"

"Xiaobai, what are you doing~"

Feeling the intense killing intent, Gu Yizhou noticed Xiaobai’s movement. He hurriedly shot up from the sofa and dodged aside, narrowly avoiding Yan Luoxi’s furious, murderous "Cat Claw Kill!"

The attack missed!

Yan Luoxi was absolutely livid!

’Ah!’

’Dog man!!’

’You’re so dead!!!’

’One of us is dying today!!!!’

...

With the milk on her face obscuring her vision, Yan Luoxi squinted and charged wildly toward Gu Yizhou again.

"Hey~"

"Xiaobai, calm down! Listen to me, I didn’t do it on purpose!"

"Hey, hey, hey, ah..."

...

A chase between one human and one cat once again unfolded in the living room.

「Half an hour later.」

In the end, Gu Yizhou succumbed to Yan Luoxi’s "Cat Claw Kill."

Well... that’s what Yan Luoxi thought, anyway.

But the reality was this:

After a long chase, Gu Yizhou was tired as a dog, and Yan Luoxi was tired as a cat... oh, wait, she already was a cat.

In short, the human and the cat were both completely exhausted.

Finally, after Gu Yizhou promised to wash her clean and then spent ages coaxing her, Yan Luoxi gave up.

But she was still fuming inside.

The best proof of this was Gu Yizhou’s shredded pants and clothes.

There were even a few red marks on Gu Yizhou’s hands, but the skin wasn’t broken!

It wasn’t that Yan Luoxi couldn’t bear to hurt him, but that she was afraid her claws had too many bacteria. If she scratched him, Gu Yizhou would have to go to the hospital!

’Right!’

’That’s exactly it!’

She, Yan Luoxi, would absolutely never admit it was because she couldn’t bear to hurt him...