Chapter 109: Makka Pakka is His Final Defiance

Chapter 109: Chapter 109: Makka Pakka is His Final Defiance

...O_O...

The moment Gu Yizhou stood up, Yan Luoxi, who was beside him, jumped in fright.

She immediately scrambled to her feet after him.

Seeing him walk toward the bathroom, Yan Luoxi followed him.

What else could she do?!

She was scared!

...

"Huh?"

While squeezing toothpaste, Gu Yizhou suddenly noticed Xiaobai standing at the bathroom door.

"Xiaobai, what are you...?"

he asked, a little confused.

Before this, Xiaobai had never followed him around or been clingy. Why was she suddenly trailing him to the bathroom?

"Meow!"

Yan Luoxi cried out at him.

’What the hell do you think?!’

’It’s all your fault, you damn bastard! If you hadn’t insisted on making me watch that horror movie, would I be this scared?’

But of course, Gu Yizhou couldn’t understand her "cat-speak."

He just looked baffled. Unable to figure it out, he decided to ignore it.

He went back to brushing his teeth.

Seeing this, Yan Luoxi didn’t meow again. She quietly crouched at the bathroom door, glancing toward the living room from time to time. She kept feeling like something in the darkness was staring at her.

Of course, it was just her imagination.

After he finished brushing his teeth, Gu Yizhou prepared to take a piss before heading back to his room to sleep.

But he suddenly noticed Xiaobai staring fixedly at him, which made him feel a bit awkward.

"Uh..."

"Xiaobai, maybe you should look away for a second?"

Gu Yizhou said to Xiaobai, embarrassed.

"?????"

Yan Luoxi didn’t get it at first.

She stared at Gu Yizhou, her eyes filled with confusion.

"Never mind, I’ll just close the door."

Seeing that Xiaobai wasn’t reacting, Gu Yizhou said with a sigh.

He had no choice!

Even though Xiaobai was just a cat, nobody could pee while being stared at like that!

But when she saw him about to close the door, Yan Luoxi suddenly panicked!

She rushed forward and stuck her little paw out to block the door.

Gu Yizhou froze for a moment.

"Hey, Xiaobai, that’s going too far!"

"You little pervy cat, you even want to watch me pee?"

he said, looking at Xiaobai speechlessly.

Yan Luoxi was speechless.

It was only then that she realized this bastard was about to take a piss...

’Pfft!’

’*You’re* the pervy cat!’

’Who wants to watch you pee?!’

Yan Luoxi scoffed inwardly, then quietly retracted her little paw.

She turned her head away and refused to look at Gu Yizhou.

If it weren’t for the fact that you can’t see a cat blush, she would have been dying of embarrassment right now!

’So humiliating!’

"..."

When Gu Yizhou saw her let go, his mind was filled with question marks.

’What the hell is going on???’

He had no idea that because of a horror movie, his Xiaobai was scared out of her mind.

After a moment of thought, the still-confused Gu Yizhou didn’t say anything more. He closed the door and began to open the floodgates.

Standing at the door, Yan Luoxi grew even more frightened when the bathroom door closed.

She stared warily at the living room and the front door, terrified that something horrible would suddenly leap out of the darkness.

"SPLISH... SPLISH... SPLASH..."

But when the sound of a stream hitting water suddenly rang out, Yan Luoxi froze.

She knew exactly what that sound was.

An image of that damn man standing in front of the toilet couldn’t help but flash through her mind.

Her face turned red again.

It was just that you still couldn’t tell.

As the sound of the stream grew louder, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but tremble slightly.

’This bastard... he’s that well-endowed?’

’Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!’

’Ah!’

’Yan Luoxi, what are you thinking?!’

’You’re the female president of a hundred-billion-dollar corporation! How can you have such dirty thoughts?!’

’Waaaah...’

For a moment, Yan Luoxi even forgot her fear. Her mind was completely filled with the image of Gu Yizhou’s tall, strong figure...

Fortunately, the sound of running water in the bathroom soon stopped, and Gu Yizhou opened the door and walked out.

"Hm?"

He was stunned when he saw Xiaobai covering her eyes with her paws.

"This... Xiaobai, what’s with this pose?"

he asked, completely bewildered.

"Meeow~!"

Hearing his voice, Yan Luoxi let out a shy cry, then turned and ran off on her own!

That’s right!

She ran away...

What else could she do?!

Yan Luoxi had no idea how to face Gu Yizhou right now, so she just ran for it!

...O_O...

Gu Yizhou stared, utterly bewildered, at Xiaobai’s strange and confusing behavior.

’Is Xiaobai possessed?’

That was the first thought that popped into his head.

’Wait, no!’

Gu Yizhou suddenly remembered the horror movie they had just watched...

Old folks always say that cats and dogs can see things humans can’t!

’This...’

Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but feel his hair stand on end.

He subconsciously looked around and suddenly felt an inexplicable chill wash over him.

’Shit!’

’Don’t tell me I’m actually seeing a ghost?’

Although he wasn’t a theist, something as outrageous as his own rebirth (or transmigration) had happened. In that case, wouldn’t ghosts be perfectly normal?!

That’s right!

Even now, Gu Yizhou still couldn’t figure out if he had been reborn or had transmigrated.

After all, his memories of Earth were so real, and his memories of this world were just as real!

He truly couldn’t tell if he was Zhuang Zhou dreaming he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming it was Zhuang Zhou!

"Fuck!"

"What rotten luck!"

Shaking his head, Gu Yizhou cursed under his breath, then quickly turned off the bathroom light and hurried toward the bedroom.

But as he reached the bedroom, he saw a pair of glowing eyes in the darkness staring straight at him. In an instant, goosebumps erupted all over his skin.

A chill shot up from his tailbone straight to the top of his head!

"CLICK!"

He frantically flicked on the room’s light, and the entire bedroom was instantly illuminated.

At the same time, he clearly saw the owner of those eyes.

"Xi-Xiaobai, it’s you!"

Gu Yizhou said, looking speechlessly at Xiaobai, who was staring intently at him.

’Damn it!’

No wonder he couldn’t find where that little rascal Xiaobai had run off to. So she had come back to the room!

’Seriously!’

’Scared the hell out of me!’

Though speechless, Gu Yizhou also quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

’Shit!’

’So I was just scaring myself this whole time!’

’That’s right!’

’There are no such things as ghosts in this world!’

’Even if there were, as a young man full of vigor, he had nothing to be afraid of.’

’Besides!’

’Even if there really were ghosts, he had his System. The System wouldn’t just stand by and watch him get killed by a ghost, would it?!’

’Looks like I need to watch less of that trashy horror movie crap in the future.’

he thought to himself.

Having figured all this out, Gu Yizhou felt he had nothing to fear. He closed the bedroom door, walked over to the bed, and said to Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, let’s go to sleep!"

"Meeow~"

Yan Luoxi meowed at him, as if in response.

Gu Yizhou didn’t hesitate. He tossed his phone onto the nightstand to charge, then lay down and snuggled into the covers.

"CLICK!"

The light went out, and the room was once again plunged into darkness.

"Good night~ Makka Pakka!"

Gu Yizhou muttered under his breath before closing his eyes and drifting off to sleep...