Hiruzen: Make Konoha Great Again!
Chapter 180: Tobirama: Wait, I Might Get Edo Tensei'd?
Having just been subjected to Hanzo's aggressive PR smear campaign...
The fury burning in Tobirama's processor hadn't even begun to cool before he was hit with an absolutely massive, completely unverified systemic bug report falsely attributed to his account!
Even for an executive renowned for chilling, clinical rationality, his core logic circuits were starting to glitch under the strain.
"In what universe does that anomaly resemble Tobirama Senju?" Tobirama demanded, his output heavily saturated with frustration.
Hanzo, that strategically blind brute, merely filed a low-tier complaint about his past ninjutsu R&D lacking ethical compliance...
"Observe, let me run the analytics for you..."
Izuna was entirely composed, fully comprehending why Seisui would output such a defensive response.
Regardless of the historical data, the subject was Seisui's grandfather and the Second Hokage of Konoha's corporate structure.
He was, fundamentally, internal family personnel.
Tobirama sneered, authorizing Izuna to initiate his presentation.
As long as this absurd logic chain contained a single exploitable variable, he fully intended to execute a maximum-yield verbal counter-strike!
He was logging this grievance in his permanent cache.
"Based on the verified intel regarding this anomalous hostile, let's parse the data points."
Izuna spoke at a measured, highly professional cadence. "Data Point 1: He is a veteran Warring States-era operative."
"Data Point 2: He harbors a deep-seated fixation on Big Brother and Hashirama, consistently depreciating Big Brother's brand value via both direct and passive-aggressive rhetoric!"
"Data Point 3: He possesses a spatial displacement protocol architecturally identical to the Flying Thunder God Jutsu."
"Data Point 4: He has compiled elite-tier, likely restricted jutsu—including a repulsive force mechanic, absolute stealth infiltration, and chakra spoofing—capable of fully bypassing my Mangekyou Sharingan's firewall."
"Data Point 5, and the most critical variable..."
Izuna stated with intense focus, "His corporate sentiment toward Konoha is highly complex. You parsed that data too, didn't you, Seisui?"
"From the Yashiro Uchiha incident to the kinetic strike against Hanzo and Nagato, he consistently avoided executing total liquidations, and secured zero tangible market capitalization for his own portfolio."
Izuna paused, running a sub-routine to select the optimal terminology to describe this contradictory operational logic.
"It functionally mirrors a stress test."
"If the Konoha conglomerate successfully mitigates the crisis, they secure a massive ROI."
"If they fail the audit, they are naturally penalized." Izuna Uchiha smiled faintly. "This specific behavioral algorithm confirms, with absolute certainty, that he is not just a Warring States operative, but a former top-tier Clan Executive! During our fiscal era, the patriarchs of every major shinobi corporation deployed this exact operational methodology."
"Tobirama was officially designated as the Vice-CEO, but he possessed administrative privilege over the vast majority of the Senju clan's operations."
The first entity Izuna recalled was his own father, Tajima Uchiha.
But Tajima wasn't an outlier.
Select any random patriarch from the Warring States era, and their executive playbook was essentially a copy-paste job, varying only in localized intensity and micro-management style.
Tobirama, in turn, recalled his own father, Butsuma Senju.
Butsuma was a man who perfectly aligned with Izuna's user persona profile.
"I can decrypt his strategic intent."
"In his assessment, if Konoha's regulatory framework cannot withstand a high-pressure crisis, it mathematically lacks the market validity to exist."
"However, if he only deployed destructive crises, he would be universally flagged as a rogue chaotic actor. Therefore, the crisis must inherently contain a high-yield asset reward upon successful mitigation, ensuring his core logic remains self-consistent."
Fearing Seisui might lack the historical context to parse this, Izuna utilized Tobirama as a case study. "Take the Konoha Police Force as a textbook example."
"Tobirama Senju intentionally binding the Uchiha workforce to that specific sector was undeniably a toxic administrative move."
Izuna continued slowly, "But can we empirically state he offered the Uchiha zero market opportunity? Even I refuse to log such an biased performance review."
"The Police Force wielded immense executive authority, but successfully leveraging it required hyper-precise PR and operational management to break the deadlock."
"If the Uchiha personnel could have firewalled their intense emotional output, patched their inherent behavioral bugs, and utilized the department's authority to aggressively network with other subsidiary clans..."
"If they had executed that roadmap long-term, the Uchiha would have achieved total, deep-level corporate integration with Konoha. Even Tobirama Senju, as the Second Hokage, would have lacked the administrative leverage to counter it."
Izuna abruptly shifted the trajectory. "But if the Uchiha failed the stress test, failed to optimize their strategy, they would inevitably devolve into their previous state—universally flagged as hostile by the entire workforce, becoming an isolated, depreciated asset."
"There is a critical node you must thoroughly comprehend here. If the Uchiha had successfully cleared the Police Force audit, Tobirama Senju mathematically would not have continued his targeted sanctions. He would have acknowledged the market result and conceded the wager."
"This is the quintessential Warring States-style corporate evaluation: high-risk crises embedded with massive yield rewards."
"So, do you understand now, Seisui? The operational logic bridging Tobirama Senju and this unidentified anomaly is practically cloned from the same master file."
Izuna decompiled his entire logic chain, analyzing every fragment, and projected the finalized report directly to Tobirama.
Tobirama inhaled sharply, his internal cooling fans screaming as he hovered on the brink of a total system crash.
The scientific method defines 'truth' as the continuous iteration and approximation of reality through verified evidence. It was the foundational architecture of R&D.
Tobirama was naturally a master of this protocol.
The five data points Izuna presented were comprehensive, structurally sound, and meticulously cross-referenced. If his previous iteration hadn't been explicitly named Tobirama Senju, he might have actually verified the claim himself!
But the critical bug was: He WAS Tobirama Senju!
And he was absolutely not that unidentified anomaly!
Prior to Izuna's presentation, Tobirama detected zero similarities in their profiles.
But after Izuna's rigorous, heavily-cited analysis, Tobirama's own internal confidence was starting to fluctuate.
He hadn't secretly compiled some fragmented-soul restricted jutsu in a background process, had he?
Moreover, Izuna's audit of the Police Force hit Tobirama's core processing logic flawlessly.
Exactly as Izuna stated: if the Uchiha had successfully digested the poisoned chalice of the Konoha Police Force, it would mathematically prove their corporate mindset had been optimized within Konoha, classifying them as trusted assets.
They would have earned the dividends!
But projecting this logic back onto the unidentified anomaly made the correlation even stronger!
Regarding the Yashiro Uchiha incident: if Hiruzen Sarutobi had botched the crisis management, the Will of Fire's IP would have suffered a catastrophic devaluation, leading to a total crash of the Shinobi Code's baseline market.
But because he executed a flawless patch, it became a premium opportunity to unify the workforce and centralize the noble shareholders.
The same applied to the Amegakure crisis.
If the response was suboptimal, the newly finalized merger would instantly terminate.
But Hiruzen Sarutobi deployed with zero latency, and consequently, the corporate integration of Amegakure and Konoha was scaling at an exponential rate.
They were even installing the Flying Thunder God network within Amegakure's servers!
In Tobirama Senju's analysis, although the two subsidiary workforces were only in the initial onboarding phase, Amegakure was functionally hardcoded into Konoha's military-industrial complex across every sector. Decoupling was now virtually impossible.
This deviated entirely from any previous alliance architecture in shinobi market history!
"This..." Even an elite debater like Tobirama felt his processing power throttle in this moment.
He couldn't exactly execute a maniacal laugh protocol right now and declassify his identity, screaming, 'You've been phished, you idiot! I am Tobirama!'
This was the absolute worst form of identity theft—stealing from a deleted account that couldn't file a dispute!
"Actually, there is a highly efficient protocol to verify this hypothesis."
Noting Seisui's system silence, Izuna cleared his throat lightly. "We simply attempt to execute the Edo Tensei on him! If the boot sequence is successful, it authenticates Tobirama Senju's innocence."
"If it returns a failure code..." Izuna chuckled. "Seisui, you lack the historical data, but Tobirama Senju frequently deployed this exact diagnostic tool during the Warring States era."
"When auditing hostiles suspected of spoofing their death or whose status was 'unconfirmed,' it was his go-to zero-day exploit. It had a 100% success rate."
Tobirama's processors went completely numb.
Wait.
Am I getting Edo Tensei'd?
Hold on, how did another piece of incriminating evidence just get appended to the file?
What is the end goal here?!
Tobirama felt the massive, completely fabricated liability file looming over his head growing increasingly dense—it was practically bolted to his chassis!
"I think I finally empathize with Danzo. It genuinely isn't just an issue of him lacking executive composure." Tobirama suddenly felt a deep, resonant connection with his second disciple.
During the Yashiro Uchiha incident, a significant percentage of the workforce had internally audited Danzo as the culprit.
Later, when Tobirama assumed the avatar of his 'disciple' and transferred to the new Root division, Danzo's HR dynamic with Seisui shifted. He frequently uploaded highly classified grievances to Seisui that were normally reserved exclusively for Hiruzen.
Danzo would viciously log complaints about the workforce misdiagnosing his operations, constantly forcing him to absorb the PR blowback for market anomalies!
At the time, Tobirama's assessment was:
His second disciple's psychological hardware was subpar! In that executive position, absorbing liabilities was a mandatory job requirement!
When he operated as the Senju Vice-CEO, he was bombarded with non-stop negative PR, yet he simply muted the notifications and maintained output!
But analyzing the current data...
The liabilities Danzo absorbed simply lacked sufficient market cap.
If the liability was scaled to this magnitude, even Tobirama felt his chassis buckling!
Who possessed the capital to underwrite this level of guilt?
Even if his legacy brand was 'The Darkness of the Shinobi,' this level of PR destruction was unsustainable!
"Execute... execute the Edo Tensei on Tobirama Senju?"
Tobirama stated, his audio output slightly destabilized. "He engineered the Edo Tensei framework. Logically, he would have hardcoded a backdoor to prevent unauthorized access to his own data, correct? So a failed boot sequence is standard operating procedure, right?"
"I'm not functioning as his PR proxy, but..."
Izuna evaluated Tobirama with a gaze of profound admiration.
"You, Seisui... you truly are a man of unparalleled corporate integrity!"
In Izuna's analytics, Tobirama Senju's administrative actions were the primary catalyst forcing Seisui's parents to terminate their Konoha employment, which indirectly led to Seisui's catastrophic acquisition by Kusagakure.
Yet Seisui hadn't fallen into a recursive loop of hatred. Instead, he was actively deploying logic to defend Tobirama Senju's brand!
Such macro-level vision and executive bandwidth was astronomically rare—not just within the Uchiha, but across the entire global shinobi market!
Naturally, the core variable was that Seisui lacked actual parents, whereas Tobirama possessed them.
But Izuna lacked clearance to that specific data file.
"Regarding that specific query..."
Izuna processed the logic. "I hypothesize that executing the Edo Tensei on Tobirama Senju is still highly viable. Run the behavioral analytics: what is his core user persona?"
"It is an absolute certainty that rival factions will attempt retaliatory strikes against his data. That is an empirical fact."
"However, his primary successor is Hiruzen Sarutobi! The probability of an Edo Tensei data leak is critically low. The only external threat vectors with the bandwidth to potentially reverse-engineer it are the Uchiha—who frequently engaged him in PvP—but the Uchiha are fully integrated Konoha assets."
"The remaining personnel with access clearance are all highly trusted executives vetted by the Hokage."
Izuna's optics involuntarily initialized a three-tomoe configuration as he ran a simulation from Tobirama's POV. "Therefore, if I were running his software..."
"I would absolutely hardcode a backdoor into the Edo Tensei. But the function wouldn't be to block the initial boot sequence; it would be a script allowing me to manually override the control parameters post-summon."
"The strategic logic: if Konoha's infrastructure suffered a catastrophic market crash in the future, and the current board required the kinetic output of a legacy Hokage, I could deploy to the active server and stabilize the balance sheet, rather than remaining offline in the Pure Land with zero situational awareness."
"What is your assessment, Seisui?"
In that exact millisecond, a microscopic layer of coolant sweat manifested on Tobirama's back.
Critical Error.
My encryption was bypassed!
This guy's analytics are terrifying. After so many fiscal cycles, he can still perfectly execute a brute-force decryption of my core processing logic?
Why are my temperature sensors spiking in my dorsal region?
Is that sweat?
Impossible. Engaging in a simple dialogue with Izuna? My hardware would never authorize sweat production!
"This—"
"This is merely a theoretical model..."
Tobirama rubbed his temples. "Are there zero alternative hypotheses? He was the Second Hokage. What is the ROI of launching hostile acquisitions against Konoha?"
"Furthermore, Tobirama Senju's termination was a highly anomalous event that crashed the entire global market. The incident was cross-verified and logged in multiple subsidiary databases..."
"Your query is valid. There are absolutely alternative variables to consider." Izuna analyzed with clinical rationality. "The engineering of restricted jutsu is not an exclusive monopoly held by Tobirama Senju."
"The shinobi market is heavily populated with elite developers and prodigies!"
"Based on that metric, I can currently compile at least two alternative threat profiles."
Izuna seemed creatively stimulated by the Tobirama hypothesis, his ideation algorithms running at maximum capacity. "Hypothesis One: The anomaly is an Uchiha operative equipped with an ultra-premium Mangekyou Sharingan."
"The space-time and repulsive force mechanics are proprietary applications of his Dojutsu. Mangekyou skill trees are notoriously erratic and highly localized; even my brother and I failed to compile a comprehensive database of all potential outputs."
"His operational logic is also a documented behavioral pattern within the Uchiha conglomerate."
"My father, Tajima Uchiha, alongside numerous senior board members, heavily favored engineering extreme, high-stress scenarios to force personnel into critical emotional overload, utilizing artificial market pressure to trigger Dojutsu awakening."
"If they cleared the audit, they acquired massive, superhuman combat metrics. If they failed, their assets were liquidated as they possessed zero residual market value."
As Izuna accessed these logs, his expression grew noticeably grim.
Back in his active cycle, he had expended massive political capital to slowly deprecate and ban those HR practices.
However, he secured very little boardroom support. Even his brother opposed him.
They simply couldn't compute why the protocol was classified as 'excessive.'
The majority of the Uchiha workforce heavily prioritized raw power scaling, failing to calculate that un-firewalled power wasn't an asset—it was a catastrophic liability that only generated internal friction and corporate self-destruction.
Yet, one could argue their logic wasn't entirely flawed.
In the Warring States market, low combat metrics guaranteed immediate bankruptcy and liquidation. Comparatively, the risk of localized hardware instability (madness) was an acceptable operating cost.
And insanity wasn't a guaranteed outcome; the probability was statistically manageable.
"Hypothesis Two: High probability the anomaly is an Uzumaki operative."
"The Uzumaki subsidiary's R&D into restricted jutsu and fuinjutsu had practically reached a state of systemic obsession during that era. After observing your successful compilation of the Flying Thunder God, I fully audited the architecture."
"It is fundamentally an advanced, specialized application of fuinjutsu. If a developer possesses maxed-out fuinjutsu proficiency coupled with innate space-time sensory hardware, the probability of them reverse-engineering this jutsu—or compiling a highly similar variant—is statistically significant."
"Regarding the repulsive force mechanic, I haven't finalized the exact logic path, but linking fuinjutsu to kinetic repulsion is conceptually viable."
Izuna stated with deep historical resonance, "Honestly, the Warring States era was over-saturated with psychopaths."
"The Uchiha merely possessed an overly aggressive PR strategy, functioning as a lightning rod for market scrutiny."
"Take Mito's father, Ashina Uzumaki, for example. That old fossil was a certified, top-tier lunatic. He actually tried to compile an architecture that physically merged fuinjutsu with biological hardware, attempting to integrate multiple, conflicting sealing protocols into a single, unified chassis."
"Is that not the definition of a fatal system error? He barely managed to compile a highly unstable beta version of the jutsu. In my assessment, only a biological anomaly like Hashirama Senju possessed the hardware specs required to run it without instantly crashing—and Hashirama didn't even need the upgrade!"
Izuna continued his endless stream of historical complaints.
He naturally maintained an active grievance file against the Senju, primarily due to Tobirama's existence.
But his grievance file against the Uzumaki was equally massive!
After all, the Uzumaki and Senju subsidiaries operated as a tightly integrated conglomerate. Functionally, they could be classified as a single corporate entity split into two divisions. Their executive boards had intermarried for generations, maintaining an aggressive cross-pollination strategy.
"The Senju and Uzumaki simply run different variants of insanity."
It wasn't just his lingering trauma from Mito nearly depleting his entire chakra reserve.
In his youth, Izuna had engaged in PvP with Ashina Uzumaki. The result? His meticulously optimized, hyper-lethal Fire Release collided with Ashina's Fire Sealing Method and instantly 404'd, failing to generate even a single pixel of damage!
Furthermore, his highly-touted CQC (Close Quarters Combat) mechanics lost all their oppressive leverage against Ashina's near-precognitive sensory radar.
The encounter had permanently corrupted a sector of Izuna's psychological drive.
Hearing Ashina Uzumaki referenced, Tobirama involuntarily nodded, authorizing Izuna's assessment.
Ashina was indeed a CEO who had sunk so deeply into fuinjutsu R&D that his logic circuits had become severely compromised.
Tobirama had engaged in multiple high-level debates with him, presenting irrefutable analytics proving the 'Myriad Seals Body Integration Mark' was fundamentally non-viable. Even Mito had allied with Tobirama, attempting to lobby her father to abandon the beta test.
Hashirama had repeatedly stressed his position to Ashina, his diplomatic posture bordering on outright begging.
If he merely terminated that highly volatile R&D project, Konoha was prepared to execute a corporate acquisition of the Uzumaki clan, offering them absolute premium equity in the village.
Name your price!
But Ashina stubbornly refused to deprecate the project. No amount of lobbying could alter his trajectory. He insisted it was the absolute zenith, the ultimate optimization of fuinjutsu, and that eventually, a developer would emerge capable of mastering this infinite-potential architecture.
Tobirama found the entire premise deeply humorous.
Was there an operative capable of executing it? Naturally. His Big Brother could.
But his Big Brother didn't require the patch, because his hardware included native, zero-seal auto-regeneration.
Occasionally, Tobirama hypothesized whether Ashina's extreme paranoia was actually triggered by Hashirama.
To dedicate your entire fiscal life chasing an unattainable metric, only to realize some anomaly natively possessed a superior version right out of the box—and nobody could even decompile how his hardware achieved it.
Even Tobirama occasionally suffered system crashes analyzing his brother's talent multipliers. It was genuinely devastating to team morale.
In a sense, Tobirama failed to recognize that his own obsession with restricted jutsu R&D was merely a manifestation of a younger brother desperately trying to scale his metrics to match his sibling.
"So... you're confirming it isn't necessarily Tobirama Senju?"
Tobirama executed a massive thermal vent. It appeared Izuna's algorithms had been successfully patched, diverting the threat assessment away from him. "Since you flagged the Uchiha, what is the probability of the anomaly being Madara Uchiha?"
Tobirama stealthily injected his own proprietary agenda. This was his absolute favorite operational vector:
Targeting Madara Uchiha!
Izuna subconsciously furrowed his brow.
But maintaining corporate respect for Seisui—he was just a junior associate, his queries lacked malicious intent, just a slight lack of market awareness—he responded calmly.
"It is mathematically impossible for it to be my brother."
"His account was permanently terminated by Hashirama Senju."
"While that man generally projected a highly amicable PR image, when his combat protocols engaged, his kinetic output, sensory radar, and subconscious battle algorithms scaled to the absolute apex of the shinobi market. Zero entities possessed the capability to spoof his audit."
"Not even my brother."
"Seisui, you lack the historical telemetry, but across countless PvP engagements, Hashirama successfully deployed Wood Clones to spoof my brother, but my brother NEVER successfully spoofed Hashirama. Not once."
Izuna stated with profound resignation. "Yet despite this data, my brother still categorized Hashirama's combat logic as 'excessively straightforward.' He was genuinely, massively compromised by that man's spoofing protocols!"
"Furthermore, even if we expand the error margin to infinity, this operational methodology is entirely incompatible with my brother's source code."
"My brother formerly operated under the brand 'Asura of the Shinobi World.' He was globally recognized for his overwhelming aggression and absolute arrogance. He possessed absolute, unshakeable confidence in his own combat metrics and ideological portfolio. Why would he ever deploy stealth encryption?"
"He found operating behind proxies utterly repulsive, and he would absolutely never authorize a PR smear against Hashirama or himself. I am not clearing his threat profile because he is my brother; I am stating an empirical, verifiable fact."
Izuna reported with absolute earnestness.
Tobirama sighed, nodding, and opted not to initiate a counter-argument.
He genuinely couldn't simulate a scenario where Madara Uchiha lurked in the shadows, running complex phishing scams and covert ops.
He had engaged in B2B interactions with Madara for decades.
He possessed a highly accurate profile of the man.
Madara's logic circuits were linear to the point of absurdity!
To launch a hostile takeover for the CEO position, he abruptly terminated his Konoha employment and initiated a kinetic strike. But he didn't even mobilize his own workforce, nor did he solicit any allied corporate backing. He simply deployed solo, tethered the Nine-Tails, and idled at the Final Valley waiting for Hashirama.
He essentially broadcast a global challenge for a 1v1 PvP duel.
Would an operative with that architecture run covert psy-ops? Even Tobirama couldn't convince his own logic processors of that hypothesis.
This was precisely why Madara's official corporate classification remained a highly sensitive HR issue within Konoha.
Hashirama's executive pardons were one factor, but the primary variable was that the broader market had never witnessed such a comically absurd coup attempt.
It lacked all professional rigor!
To shinobi operatives lacking deep-level Uchiha analytics, it didn't register as a legitimate corporate assault. It looked mathematically closer to two executives having a sparring session, where Hashirama accidentally rolled a critical hit and terminated Madara's account.
"It is indeed highly improbable to be the Great Clan Head." Tobirama reluctantly conceded. It appeared he couldn't successfully route this liability to Madara's ledger.
Hashirama and Madara's combat metrics and brand reputations provided an unbreakable double-authentication firewall.
"Correct?"
Izuna felt a sudden, inexplicable surge of executive pride. "Regarding your query as to why Tobirama Senju, as the Hokage, would launch a hostile operation against Konoha..."
"That logic gap is actually trivial to patch. First, his termination event was highly anomalous. Given his ultra-cautious architecture and mastery of the Flying Thunder God, a frontal kinetic liquidation isn't impossible—the market is saturated with high-tier assets, after all."
"But claiming he was successfully ganked via a stealth ambush? Heh."
"As for his physical server (corpse)? What is the replacement cost for him? That bastard Tobirama could synthesize a functional clone on a whim."
Izuna analyzed with surging enthusiasm. "Second, his ideological portfolio consistently crashed against Hashirama's. You lack the data, Seisui..."
"While they maintained a stable brotherly dynamic, their boardroom debates regarding corporate policy were intensely hostile. They possessed strong familial synergy but were permanently misaligned on macro-strategy."
"My assessment..."
"It is highly probable he initially attempted to execute Hashirama's roadmap, but after suffering a critical betrayal and ambush by the Kumogakure subsidiary, his logic regarding the One-Village-One-State architecture and global peace underwent a hard reboot."
"He calculated that the One-Village-One-State framework could not yield genuine peace. He projected that once Konoha lost the kinetic deterrence of Hashirama, Madara, and himself, the village would lack the infrastructure to mitigate true market crises, eventually facing catastrophic bankruptcy."
"Therefore, he executed a fake-death protocol to decouple from the system. He spent the intervening fiscal cycles running passive surveillance. It wasn't until several years post-Second Shinobi World War, after auditing Hiruzen's new strategic roadmap, that he initiated this kinetic stress test to evaluate both his disciple and the corporation."
"If it truly is him..."
Izuna's tone was deeply reflective. "Maintaining an active operational status and peak hardware condition all these years is entirely within his bandwidth. I am forced to authenticate that the bastard is highly competent."
"He possesses an immense jutsu database and Senju genetics. Just run a diagnostic on Mito's current operational state; the data speaks for itself."
Tobirama's facial rendering froze completely.
His internal processors were flooded with highly conflicting data.
He desperately wanted to grab Izuna by the collar and violently update his database: restricted jutsu are not compiled via casual brainstorming!
You don't just slap your hands together, input a prompt, and instantly download a finished product!
They are the ultra-refined essence of rigorous, agonizingly precise scientific validation!
You describe it as if I can just randomly generate top-tier code on a whim!
Yet, conversely, Tobirama felt an incredibly satisfying surge in his core algorithms. He was struggling to suppress a smirk.
He hadn't projected his market valuation to be this high in Izuna's analytics.
It seemed he had thoroughly beaten respect into this bastard!
"Negative, this is not the optimal phase for self-congratulation."
"Why is the liability file exponentially increasing in density?!" Tobirama abruptly snapped out of his loop.
He realized he fundamentally lacked the data to counter Izuna's two newly appended evidence logs.
First: The hardware status variable.
His physical operating condition was indeed pristine. Despite his chronological age, his chassis performed like a twenty-something unit. Many operatives misdiagnosed this as him running the 'Yin Seal' protocol.
Tobirama didn't possess that specific jutsu, but he utilized a vast array of proprietary micro-adjustments to optimize his hardware maintenance.
Second: His documented anxiety regarding the One-Village-One-State architecture and Konoha's long-term viability.
He had indeed logged those exact risk assessments early on.
The shinobi market clearly wasn't going to achieve stability merely by incorporating a few major conglomerates. And frankly, outside of Hashirama and Madara, Konoha's roster didn't hold a monopolistic advantage over rival subsidiaries.
Other corporations possessed exceptionally gifted and highly optimized personnel.
Restricted jutsu were not a Konoha monopoly.
Kumogakure operatives physically overclocked their hardware to suppress Tailed Beasts. Iwagakure engineered Dust Release, a Kekkei Tota capable of bypassing Susanoo firewalls.
Even Sunagakure had R&D'd Puppet Ninjutsu into a highly lethal battlefield asset.
The Second Mizukage was absolutely not a low-tier mob.
Konoha's future roadmap could not rely on the RNG (Random Number Generation) of spawning another Hashirama or Madara, even if historical logs indicated the Senju and Uchiha consistently produced epoch-making prodigies.
Market history also documented massive 'content droughts' spanning decades or even centuries.
Konoha needed the infrastructural resilience to survive those bear markets.
In Tobirama's analysis, an optimized corporate framework should leverage its environment to continuously cultivate a pipeline of elite talent, rather than relying on RNG windfalls to maintain market stability.
"This guy..."
"He successfully decrypted my core processing logic from the millisecond before my termination." Tobirama was forced to authenticate that his dorsal cooling systems were now actively venting fluid.
During the hostile gank orchestrated by the Kinkaku and Ginkaku units, Tobirama identified the extreme fragility of shinobi market peace.
Kumogakure had finally generated a CEO—the Second Raikage—capable of rational B2B dialogue, yet their own internal militant faction refused to authorize his continued operation!
They initiated a hostile takeover against their own executive board!
Given this data, how could anyone realistically project the mutual understanding Hashirama had envisioned?
Tobirama had never uploaded this specific data to any external server.
Because he was the Hokage; he could not publicly output data that contradicted Hashirama's legacy corporate vision.
Yet, like a ghost in the machine, this exact logic was just broadcast from Izuna's audio outputs.
Was this guy a spyware program embedded in his core?
Was Izuna currently occupying his chassis, or was he occupying Izuna's?
"Seisui..."
Noticing Tobirama's severe color-rendering shift, Izuna subconsciously felt a twinge of empathy. "Realistically, we cannot definitively assign the threat profile to Tobirama Senju."
"We can merely state the probability is statistically significant. Furthermore, this hypothesis is currently un-auditable. Executing the Edo Tensei on a legacy Hokage is a massive corporate violation; Hiruzen will absolutely not authorize it."
"As you stated, a failed Edo Tensei boot sequence is not definitive proof."
"He is a highly ethical executive who maintains profound reverence for his mentor, Tobirama Senju. Such a proposal is entirely incompatible with his core directives, unless presented with overwhelming, irrefutable telemetry."
"Ultimately, this entire report is merely theoretical modeling. The unidentified anomaly has leaked insufficient metadata."
"Moreover, the corporation is currently experiencing aggressive bullish growth. Even if we positively authenticated the hostile as Tobirama Senju, executing a public confrontation yields zero corporate ROI—unless the situation escalates to a mandatory, overt market war."
"He is, after all, the Second Hokage. Zero Konoha personnel desire a kinetic engagement with a legacy CEO."
Izuna offered Seisui corporate reassurance.
But the more Tobirama listened, the more his internal systems flagged errors.
What did he mean?
We started with 'let's run a simulation,' and now the probability algorithm is outputting a 50% match that the hostile is ME?!
Tobirama genuinely wanted to opt out of Izuna's high performance review right now.
He wanted to violently broadcast that he was also a human operative, not a perfectly optimized machine code! Operating in high-risk sectors inevitably results in occasional hardware damage!
Getting successfully ganked was simply a statistical reality of the industry!
You bastard, you possessed full telemetry on my combat algorithms, yet you still failed to evade my Flying Thunder God strike!
Why can't you run an empathy sub-routine for my situation?!
Naturally, Tobirama lacked the authorization to broadcast any of this data.
"We will monitor the market. The anomaly will inevitably initiate another operation. Each deployment will leak new data streams."
Izuna calculated. "If it truly is Tobirama Senju..."
"If it is him, what would his next strategic maneuver be?"
In that millisecond, Tobirama's limiters completely shattered. He could not allow Izuna to continue this catastrophic PR smear!
He had to deploy a counter-narrative!
"If the hostile is Tobirama Senju, I hypothesize that based on his operational algorithms..."
"He would execute significantly more aggressive stress tests on Konoha. Primarily targeting the R&D and ninjutsu innovation sectors, deploying massive volumes of experimental hardware and restricted jutsu to audit Konoha's current developmental bandwidth."
"He would absolutely deploy the Edo Tensei—specifically an optimized, patched version—to reboot high-tier assets from rival subsidiaries, arranging them in a tiered, escalating hierarchy to execute a sustained, over-saturation kinetic audit of Konoha."
Tobirama dropped all stealth protocols.
You claim he's me?
Fine, I will run a simulation assuming it IS me, utilizing my actual, verified core logic!
He refused to believe it. His entire operational history was flawless, transparent, and highly optimized. What was there to fear?
Tobirama possessed absolute confidence that his executive style was entirely unique and mathematically impossible to pirate.
"While we cannot entirely dismiss the probability of an algorithmic overlap..."
"But we can safely zero out that variable."
"In theoretical modeling, a zero-probability event does not equal absolute impossibility, but it remains a theoretical anomaly, not a localized reality. It is omitted from the primary calculation."
Tobirama thought with rigorous scientific precision.
"Remarkable. That is exactly the operational strategy he would compile!"
Hearing this, Izuna processed for a moment, his optics lighting up. "It is no surprise you share his genetic architecture, Seisui..."
Tobirama sneered internally.
Do I share his architecture?
I AM the architecture.
"Then we will continue to monitor the data. For now, we must reallocate bandwidth back to our active deliverables."
Izuna nodded. "Expending processing power on Tobirama—correction, the unidentified anomaly—yields zero current ROI."
Tobirama's display rendered pitch black.
You still haven't cleared the error flag from my account!
However, Tobirama wasn't panicking. Facts out-scale rhetoric. The moment this nameless hostile executed his next deployment, his actual source code would inevitably be exposed.
Furthermore, his trusted disciple, who possessed his verified identity matrix, currently occupied the Hokage seat.
With his disciple as the CEO, what was there to fear?
But suddenly, a critical risk variable pinged in Tobirama's processor.
Izuna possessed deep analytics on him, which skewed his threat modeling toward Tobirama.
But what about the other senior personnel?
Like Mito...
Or even legacy executives like Isshin and Tenzo?
"Disregard. Absorbing false liabilities is an unavoidable operating cost."
"The verified telemetry will eventually clear my brand."
"Who exactly is this unidentified anomaly? You better hope I don't acquire your IP address..." A lethal spike of kinetic intent flashed in Tobirama's optics.
To think a rogue asset existed capable of forcing him to absorb this massive liability file?
Absolutely zero tolerance!
Meanwhile, at that exact moment.
The entity currently misidentified by his own younger brother as Tobirama Senju—Madara Uchiha.
Was sitting in a subterranean server farm, running a deep, exhaustive post-mortem analysis of his verbal PvP match with Hiruzen.
Madara narrowed his eyes, suddenly slapping his thigh. "Damn it, why didn't my language module output that specific query at the time?!"
"Next cycle. Next cycle, I will absolutely overwrite Hiruzen's logic!"
"A-Huo, where are you?! Go extract my combat armor from cold storage!"
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