Harem Overlord

"This is getting boring." Kai muttered as he hauled a group of drug dealers into the underground lair.

"How do you even manage to capture all these guys at once?" Wukong on the other hand asked in disbelief as this was the 10th drug dealer group Kai had brought in a single day.

"It's just teleportation, hitting them in the head with my full cultivation released and then teleporting here with their unconscious bodies in tow. They are only at the imperial spirit realm anyways."

"If this is getting boring to you, what is it that you wanna do?" Wukong asked while sighing as Kai shrugged.

"That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. Maybe I should wander around and search for something fun to do." He replied and vanished as Wukong sighed and looked at the people lying unconscious at his feet.

"Guess I will have to drag you away myself." He sighed as Kai wandered around in the streets with a thoughtful expression.

After he had come out of his secluded cultivation, he had found out that 30 years had passed. After that, he had regulated peace for a while before going into secluded cultivation again. He had come out nearly sixty years later and, much to Wukong's disbelief, he had broken through to the spiritual core realm.

Now he was a hundred years old and was bored moving around. While thinking of his age, he suddenly gritted his teeth as he remembered a conversation he had with a person a few days back.

"Kai, any advice on how to pleasure woman on your first time?" A young member of the group had asked him and he hadn't known what they were talking about.

"What do you mean?" He had felt stupid asking this but there was no other option since he didn't know about it.

"You don't know what that means? What about fucking someone? Having sex? Putting your-"The guy's suddenly froze as Kai knocked him unconscious.

After all, he had heard enough about the things he didn't know. He then vanished away and after some exquisite 'research' was now moving along the streets with an irritated expression.

"What's so special about it that he was so excited about it?' Kai muttered to himself as he went into a bar to just entertain himself since drinking was boring for him.

He went into a corner and sat on one of the sofas while still thinking about it. But suddenly two girls walked in front of him.

From the research he did, going in a bar was a good way to get some girls and now that he was here, he quickly realized why. The girls asked to sit beside him and he said yes as they talked for some time before he got the hint of what they wanted.

It was surprising how a book can help someone in pleasuring another person.

***

He went back to the lair later on with a single thought inside his mind.

"I am going to join a dual cultivation sect." He said to Wukong who spit out the tea he was drinking.

"What did you say?!" He asked as Kai repeated his words.

"I said that I am going to join a dual cultivation sect. I thought I should probably tell you this before leaving." He replied as Wukong stated massaging his forehead.

"Are you sure about that decision? You might regret that later on." Wukong said as Kai shrugged.

"It's an interesting thing that I wanna do. Don't worry, I will come back to visit you." Kai replied as Wukong sighed.

"Go ahead and do whatever you want to do. You can come back here anytime you want." He answered as Kai smiled and waved his goodbye.

"I wonder who is parents are. Cause if they had his level of unproductiveness, who knows how he would have grown alongside them." Wukong muttered before he went away to take care of stuff.

"So this is a dual cultivation sect." Kai muttered as he appeared in front of a pink and red colored sect building. The girls from earlier had been ex members of this sect and had asked Kai whether he wanted to join his sect.

He went inside and asked to join the sect. Alter a series of test evaluations, he was permitted to enter the sect. And from there onwards, time passed by as Kai became a dual cultivator.

An entire century passed away in such a manner and Kai had outgrown the sect's standards. He had fucked many beauties while being at the sect and had made some equal enemies. But now that he was at the sage core realm.

"Now where should I go now?' Kai muttered as he stood at the sect's entrance with a thoughtful expression. 

After spending a great amount time at this sect, he had grown quite wise. He had even killed a few people in death matches but yet wasn't effected by them.

"Guess I should go pay Wukong a visit." Kai muttered to himself as he vanished and appeared in the lair.

"Kai, is that you?' He heard a voice behind him as Kai turned back to see the person who had asked him for tips to please a woman during his first time.

"Oh hey, do you know where Wukong is?' Kai asked as the person shook his head

"Fifty years after you left, leader left and went back to the half beast realm. You would have to look for him there." He replied as Kai sighed and vanished.

"Guess I should try to do an inter realm teleportation." He muttered and closed his eyes. Kai currently lived on the human realm which was one of the upper realms but he lived in the least powerful and the poorest if all continents.

He hadn't even tried an intercontinental travel, much less an inter realm travel. But still, there was no harm in trying it. He already knew where the animal realm was as he closed his eyes and vanished.

But instead of appearing in a new environment, he appeared at the same place again. But for some reason something felt different to him. It was like an unsettling feeling in his stomach. 

He traveled around the streets around the lair as he was surprised to see that it had developed enough that a few buildings actually stood up in the area. Newspapers were also being published here.

He randomly picked up one and checked the date on it. His eyes widened as the fate stated that five hundred years had passed away in just one teleportation.

'What the fuck happened?!' He through while holding the paper with wide eyes.