Guide to raise my cutie husbands

Chapter 255 Uh huh-nosebleed

” A bachelorette party, what is that?” Fang Chi who was currently holding little bun and feeding him milk pudding asked curiously. He had never heard about this bachelorette party before this, he was really curious about this novel thing about which Chen Mi just told him, that was just part of the reason though. Chen Mi’s excitement as he stared at him with those shiny eyes that were vaguely familiar to little bun were influencing him and even if he wanted to say no- there was something that was stopping him from saying it, no wonder Yu Dong always pampered Chen Mi. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to say no, she just couldn’t do it! He was of the same gender yet he couldn’t say ‘ no’ to him.

Chen Mi who was waiting for an entire night to discuss this with Fang Chi, excitedly rushed out to say everything in just one go. “It’s a night out but since we are mers, we will make it a day out and head out to the town to have fun” then he took out a pouch from his back and plopped it on the table. ” Wife gave this to me. With this, we can have as much fun as we want in the town and no one would say a thing! What do you say?”

Fang Chi who saw that much money in the pouch was almost blinded, this much money…just for having fun? Just how much Yu Dong pampered her husbands? She was even willing to take out so much money to just let have them their fun, really? He blinked his eyes and cleared out the daze that he was lost in the sight of the pouch filled with gold and silver taels, ” Are you sure, we can use this much money to just have fun?”

” Why is it too less?” Chen Mi didn’t have the concept of money, he only knew the prices in the small shops but he did hear from the mers in the town, that there were shops in the town that can strip a person of his livelihood down to their underpants. Maybe the money wasn’t enough to have fun in the town, then should he go and ask Yu Dong for more money?

’ That’s too much money!’ Fang Chi wanted to gasp out loud but he immediately stopped himself from exclaiming out loud and said, ” That’s not what I mean-“

” Don’t worry, Chi. Dong Dong especially gave this money to us so that we can have fun. You don’t need to think too much about it.” Shen Li carefully tucked the pouch in his inner robe with a shake of his head, he knocked his knuckles on Chen Mi’s forehead and chided him, ” Don’t just plop the entire pouch like that, are you trying to invite bad luck? Treat money with respect! Don’t throw it.”

Throwing, touching the money with their feet or any form of respect was considered bad luck, it was as if they were treating the God of fortune with the same attitude.

” Sorry about that Brother Li” Chen Mi apologised with a sheepish smile before turning to Fang Chi as he wriggled his brows and asked, ” So what do you say ?”

Being questioned by that excited glance of the Chen Mi, Fang Chi was a bit overwhelmed as if Chen Mi was expecting something great from her, he hesitated as he stuttered, ” But I don’t know a thing about fun places.”

Chen Mi blinked his starry eyes and turned to Shen Li who smiled apologetically and then he turned to look at Ye Liu who winced. No one knew about fun places! This was something he didn’t even think about in his great plan for the bachelorette party!

Chen Mi was so shocked that he felt like the sky was falling. He clutched his hair and let his head drop on the table to hit his stupid empty head but Ye Liu intercepted his plan by sticking his hand between his head and the tabletop cushioning the fall. Gah! His plans just never worked, did they?

Ye Liu saw the disheartened Chen Mi and sighed before he spoke, ” If you are looking for a guy who knows how to have fun, then I think there is one person who can help us.”

” Who?” asked Chen Mi as his head snapped up and he looked at Ye Liu with eyes one would look at their saviour. 

With his chin resting on his fist, Ye Liu smirked. ” Its-“

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” Fun places?” Xiao Hua who was lazying in the backyard of his newly bought reign looked at the four guests who just arrived out of nowhere, he frowned as he sat up straight, ” well there are a lot of places where you can have fun, but the premise is that you should have enough money for that”

Shen Li exchanged a glance with the others and when they nodded, he took out the pouch from his pocket and showed it to Xiao Hua. ” is this enough?”

Xiao Hua stiffened and his eyes glowed red as he stared at the money in the pouch. Then without wasting another second he grabbed Shen Li and Fang Chi’s arms and said with a strange glint in his eyes, “Let’s go, Let’s have a party, party aye!”

Then without waiting for them to say anything he shot out of the house with the two still in his arms. 

Chen Mi and Ye Liu: “…” ???

Chen Mi and Ye Liu: ?!!!!

Chen Mi and Ye Liu: !!!!!

” wait for us!”

” It was my plan where are you going after leaving me here?”

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An hour later in a classy boutique.

Fang Chi was trembling from head to toes as he stared at the flimsy and racy piece of clothing, if it could be called one in his hand and then blushed furiously, as he stuttered, ” W…why d..did You bring u..us here?” 

Though the boutique was classy and looked pricey, this section was filled with weird clothing and toys, and this was causing him to blush every time he raised his head. Fang Chi was so embarrassed that he couldn’t even raise his head and just stared at the floor throughout the time.

Xiao Hua raised one brow as he casually said, ” aren’t you getting married? Don’t you want to make your wedding night the most memorable?” As he strode towards Fang Chi, he leaned in his ears and then whispered something behind his half-moon fan. Shen Li and the others tried to hear what he was saying but then –

Fang Chi clasped his nose as blood spurted out, startling the three of them.

” Fang Chi!” cried the three mers, in complete shock. Just what did the devil Xiao Hua say to him?

Xiao devil Hua: what? I just gave him a few tips. Hehe 3:)